[Titus Templeton]

We have a little invasion here. It seems to bother especially my wife and kids. We're already praying a lot but it seems we need to pray harder.

[Cranky Old Man]

It sound like God is punishing them for something. Tell them to stop sinning if they want to get rid of the bugs. And move to a hotel while they are begging for Jesus' forgiveness. You shouldn't have to suffer for their sins.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

It sound like God is punishing them for something. Tell them to stop sinning if they want to get rid of the bugs.

We need to remind ourselves of that wise saying, "Everything has a reason." We when bedbugs bit people who have sinned the explanation for what it is happening is right there.

[I Man Rastafari]

In my home country which is Jamaica we kill bed bugs with fumes. What you do is you get a metal pan and fill it with sulphur and set it on fire. First you close up the door and the windows or maybe you have to nail boards over the window if you do not have any glass in the window. You have to be careful not to set the house on fire but if you do that will kill the bed bugs too.

[Titus Templeton]

I'm now in a hotel. Looks like it's a family run hotel. First thing I noticed is that the family's son is kind of a retard. Was really akward when he showed me my room and then waited for a tip.

Also there is not a single Bible in my room exept the one I brought with me.

[Mr. Oblivious]

So you're just going to stay in a hotel and pray that the bed bugs go away? Let us know how that works out for you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Mr. Oblivious

So you're just going to stay in a hotel and pray that the bed bugs go away? Let us know how that works out for you.

Oh ye of little faith. I heard about a True Christian™ man and close, personal friend of Jesus who prayed, "I say unto you, O bugs, behave yourselves, one and all, and leave your abode for this night and remain quiet in one place, and keep your distance from the servants of God." His friends thought he was joking and laughed, but when the man went to sleep, everyone else went to sleep as well. The next morning when they awoke, they saw at the door of the house a great sight. Everyone was staring except for the faithful servant who prayed without doubt, for he was still asleep as he had a clean conscience. They were staring at a great big pile of bed bugs standing at the threshold of the home, not allowed to come in because the man who came in the name of Jesus had authority over their own movements (John 14:12).

When he woke up, the man told the bugs, "Since ye have well behaved yourselves in hearkening to my rebuke, come unto your place." And when he had said this, and risen from the bed, the bugs running from the door hasted to the bed and climbed up by the legs thereof and disappeared into the joints. He told his friends that those creatures hearkened unto the voice of a man, and abode by itself and was quiet and trespassed not; but we which hear the voice and commandments of God disobey and are light-minded: and for how long?

Let this be a lesson for you.

Personally, I think the bed bugs are a curse from Hillary Clinton. Our prayers against her thus far have been working out quite well, thankyouverymuch. I can't wait to see what else the LORD has in store for her! Her little insect battalion is no match against a God who can summon bears (2 Kings 2:23-25)!