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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 12-26-2009, 07:29 PM

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You have no idea how true those statements are.
Mmhhmmmm. Well, I have a pretty good idea of how true you think those statements are. : )
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 09-28-2010, 01:06 PM

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Accepting Jesus FREES us pal. What are your beliefs? Who are you to judge us?
Even if people's beliefs are different, who are you to judge us? Does it not say in the bible to not judge others? Or am I mistaken for what was formerly shown to me.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 09-28-2010, 02:27 PM

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Even if people's beliefs are different, who are you to judge us? Does it not say in the bible to not judge others? Or am I mistaken for what was formerly shown to me.
God's law
Leviticus 19:15
Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Christ's own words
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 09-28-2010, 02:27 PM

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Even if people's beliefs are different, who are you to judge us? Does it not say in the bible to not judge others? Or am I mistaken for what was formerly shown to me.
How unusual. An atheist with a one-eyed view.

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and the Lord Jesus said unto him: "Thou hast rightly judged."

Luke 12:57
"Yea, and why even of yourselves judge ye not what is right?"

1Cor.2:15-16
"But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man. For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ."

Rom.6:13, 16, 18
13. "Yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God."

16 Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves as servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?"

18 Being then made free from sin, ye became the servants of righteousness."

II Cor.11:15
Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works."

2 Tim. 2:15
"Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."


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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 10-03-2010, 05:08 PM

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Reading ANY of those books is like begging Satan to come to hell.
even if you read it as a child?
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 10-03-2010, 05:13 PM

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even if you read it as a child?
Even if you read it as a child. No True Christian would ever allow their child look in the direction of such satanic material, let alone read it.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 10-03-2010, 05:21 PM

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Even if you read it as a child. No True Christian would ever allow their child look in the direction of such satanic material, let alone read it.
so am i damned to hell now?
is there anyway to be forgiven?
im sorry for my sins!
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 10-03-2010, 05:32 PM

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so am i damned to hell now?
is there anyway to be forgiven?
im sorry for my sins!
Just beg Jesus for forgiveness. Here's a simple prayer:

Dear Lord Jesus,

I know that I am worthless. I know I am completely pathetic and miserable, dirty, evil, sinful, disgusting. I am the lowest of lows. I am a worm. Less than a worm. I don't even deserve to live. In short, I am exactly as you have created me. Dear wonderful, perfect God, I beg you for forgiveness for having been born imperfectly. I beg and plead down on my knees that I not be sent into a fire to be tormented and tortured forever and ever and ever because a distant ancestor of mine ate the wrong fruit. I ask You, who are perfect in mercy, to please try to find some way of receiving me into Your Eternal Kingdom even though I have disgraced You by not worshiping and adoring you up till now. So I ask that you pour the blood of Your only Son who is Yourself and died temporarily on the cross for me. I understand that this is the only way You could ever forgive me, oh Divine Master. I accept You as my personal savior, from now on I'll do absolutely everything you tell me to do. I'll follow the rules of the Bible to the letter and never sin again. I pray this in the name of You and of Your Father, and of the Holy Spirit who conceived You and is also You. Amen.

If you repeated those words just now, then I tell you, you have been saved! Now all you need to do is get baptized and never sin again, and you're in the clear.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 10-04-2010, 12:13 AM

I still do not understand why these books are so evil, can someone kindly explain to me?
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 10-04-2010, 12:17 AM

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I still do not understand why these books are so evil, can someone kindly explain to me?
Go back and read this thread from the beginning.


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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 10-09-2010, 12:21 PM

The author is a witch in real life. This is how she evades having her tomes of evil and sorcery banned. Or maybe I'm just a witch-hunter at heart.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 11-19-2010, 10:58 PM

*laughs* oh wow are you people for real? This place is funner the 4chan!
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*laughs* oh wow are you people for real? This place is funner the 4chan!
Is Christianity real? I wasn't aware that Christian opposition towards the Harry Potter books for promoting witchcraft was just the work of some forum on the internet. Perhaps you mistake naked Christian doctrine for humor?



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The author is a witch in real life. This is how she evades having her tomes of evil and sorcery banned. Or maybe I'm just a witch-hunter at heart.
How charming. A "Van Hellsing"

I have to say if there is anything lower, more pathetic than some angst ridden, self cutting emo vampire freak its the bloated toad nerds that call themselves vampire hunters. Losers persecuting losers. I mean you entire opposition to the emo vampires is based on the Van Hellsings being to obnoxious to get any.

Friend, do yourself the favor and put away your penis substitute of stake and turn towards Jesus friend.



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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 12-04-2010, 09:51 PM

Ok, ok. first let me tell you one thing before I get sarcastic replies spewed at me. Based on what i've heard (correct me if i am wrong), most of you are fundamentalists. Correct? If you are, we all have different views. But we are united by one thing: we are christians.

I have researched if Rowling is satanic and found this: she goes to a holy church every day. so she is saved (if she was satanic at all!)

Also, to the person who said twilight was good:

a. you don't see men depending on women, do you? no. so why should bella depend on edward?

b. werewolves and vampires are the work of the devil. so why are they in a (as you say) "good book for girls"?

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Ok, ok. first let me tell you one thing before I get sarcastic replies spewed at me. Based on what i've heard (correct me if i am wrong), most of you are fundamentalists. Correct? If you are, we all have different views. But we are united by one thing: we are christians.

I have researched if Rowling is satanic and found this: she goes to a holy church every day. so she is saved (if she was satanic at all!)
No, there are two types of Christians: True Christians™ who are Saved® by the blood of Jesus Christ, and False "Christians" like you who call yourselves Christian but do not follow the Bible and have fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness like Harry Potter (Eph. 5:11)

When the final judgment comes, Jesus will only accept us passionate, "fundamentalist" types. People like you who think they can cherry-pick will be sent to Hell.

Rev. 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


That's Jesus rejecting you right there. Furthermore, J.K. Rowling is not a True Christian™. She goes to the Church of Scotland which is just some papist offshoot. She's as much of a Christian as my Mercedes SL65 AMG.



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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 12-06-2010, 02:55 PM

1) Reason why religon should be banned: people have started wars and global catastrophes over it. They killed each over their own idea of what they think God wants.

I don't remember the Crusades being about 2 opposing countries and whether they thought Dumbledore was gay or not.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-08-2011, 04:09 AM

As Christians we should not attack this "hag" as she was called by an earlier poster, we should love her as Christ commanded us to love our enemies. And as a Christian herself, J.K. Rowling cannot be considered our enemy! The way people interpret her writing and apply it to their own life is not her fault nor should it be taken out on her. As a person who has read and loved the Harry Potter series, I see no problem with balancing a love of fantasy books and our Beloved Bible. Instead we should try to reach out to those who have been deceived by the devil through anyform. For Though this story may interest people in witchcraft which may be a place for the enemy to gain a foothold, if you took away the spells, though you would have a rather less interesting story, still the basic frame work is there. And this framework consists on the strength of friendship, the victory of good over evil, and above all, the overwhelming power of love. This is what people should be taught about and yet it is considered a book which should be banned and burned. As Christians instead of tearing down this book completely, we should be "shrewd as vipers" and instead inspect it and see that aspects of it are very good and helpful for all to apply to our lives. God Bless.
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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-08-2011, 04:23 AM

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As Christians we should not attack this "hag" as she was called by an earlier poster, we should love her as Christ commanded us to love our enemies. And as a Christian herself, J.K. Rowling cannot be considered our enemy! The way people interpret her writing and apply it to their own life is not her fault nor should it be taken out on her. As a person who has read and loved the Harry Potter series, I see no problem with balancing a love of fantasy books and our Beloved Bible. Instead we should try to reach out to those who have been deceived by the devil through anyform. For Though this story may interest people in witchcraft which may be a place for the enemy to gain a foothold, if you took away the spells, though you would have a rather less interesting story, still the basic frame work is there. And this framework consists on the strength of friendship, the victory of good over evil, and above all, the overwhelming power of love. This is what people should be taught about and yet it is considered a book which should be banned and burned. As Christians instead of tearing down this book completely, we should be "shrewd as vipers" and instead inspect it and see that aspects of it are very good and helpful for all to apply to our lives. God Bless.
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you in Christ's name NOW.

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In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 12 reasons Harry Potter should be banned - 03-08-2011, 07:53 PM

So why hasn't ''god'' done anything with the book yet? J.K Rownling is more rich and lives happier then the christians. I don't see why god didn't stop the book from existing. Just a question. You don't need to call me a satanic person, because i am not.
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