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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-18-2010, 09:25 AM

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Quick, look behind you! -- there's a radio-controlled fly watching your every move, and reporting your behaviour to the mothership hovering above your house.

Now get out of here, and take your reefer-induced madness with you, you twit!


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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-20-2010, 09:56 AM

What about for the people it does help, for instance a mother in kansas who has cerebralpaulsy and 3 children that her husband walked out on...every upscale medical treatment and pill was given to her and the pain just got worse along with the stutter, one day she discovered marijuana through a friend and was able to control her stutter enough to speak and the pain in her limbs would reside long enough for her to work to support those kids. Is she a psycho pathic murderer?
Or a little boy with autism who refused to eat...not by choice but because of his diability and on the brink of death a doctor's last minute suggestion, marijuana ended up saving his life, allowing him to eat enough to survive. Was he a criminal psycho path?
Your views on marijuana are twisted sir which I expect them to be from your ku klux klan style mind set... Oh and id also like to let you know that alchol is what people like you get hopped up on and beat their wife and kids while doing so are getting ulcers and destroying your liver. Over 100,000 people in america die from alchol health effects yearly not to mention the fatality rate from drinking and driving. How often are there marijuana fatalities due to health complications in the past year? 0...because there is no serious complications or risk for an overdose and thats a fact not even your one sided minds could disprove.
For someone that asked why not just take marinol? Good evidence shows that secondary compounds in cannabis may enhance beneficial effects of THC. Other cannabinoid and non-cannabinoid compounds in herbal cannabis ... may reduce THC-induced anxiety, cholinergic deficits, and immunosuppression. Cannabis terpenoids and flavonoids may also increase cerebral blood flow, enhance cortical activity, kill respiratory pathogens, and provide anti-inflammatory activity. So suck on that, even though your twisted minds will just make up excuses and then believe them because you have nothing else to grasp besides what already drilled in your head.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-20-2010, 01:31 PM

Dear Godmocking Dope Addict;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to childrento post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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What about for the people it does help, for instance a mother in kansas who has cerebralpaulsy [...]
Why do you think that it is a reasonable thing to come here and push drugs? Have you ever walked into your local church and addressed the congregation on the matter? No, you haven't.

Why do you think that any True Christian™ is interested in your poisons?

The only explanation that I can image is that your dope has made you deluded, obsessive and evangelistic towards getting people to have addled brains like yours. This is somewhat like a one-legged man saying how much he saves on the cost of shoes and encouraging amputation.

If anyone is looking for a cure for palsy, they need look no further than

M't:4:24: And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.





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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-20-2010, 07:09 PM

i don't believe what i am reading. How can cannabis be linked to the bible in only one way. The bible is into peoples' own interpretation.
The main thing, is that cannabis is a class B drug and is illegal, whichever way you look at it.
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i don't believe what i am reading. How can cannabis be linked to the bible in only one way. The bible is into peoples' own interpretation. The main thing, is that cannabis is a class B drug and is illegal, whichever way you look at it.
If you are so stupid to consume huge quantities of drugs, at least be so smart as not to post something while you are under it's influence. Have fun in hell by the way .

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[...](Is it me or is there an unusually high amount of fresh idiots today?)
Nope, it's not you. They started around 2004 and haven't stopped. I feel they are being bred for that purpose by Satan's scientists. It'll get worse as time goes on, mark my words...





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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-20-2010, 11:04 PM

Hey dear buttbuddy pastor ezekiel one day i hope to run into you so i can personally [OBSCENITY REMOVED] your [OBSCENITY REMOVED] until you are burning in piffleing hell.
Sir you are [OBSCENITY REMOVED] piece of [OBSCENITY REMOVED] not worthy to walk around this earth I hope one day you put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, which by the way you 100% should because you are not worthy to walk on this earth and I promise you if i ever do hear that you are in the town im in i will put that gun in your mouth for you and send you straight to hell where you belong.
you and the rest of your crazy nazi loving church.
Suck a fat [OBSCENITY REMOVED] ezekiel which i know you will anyway judging on that picture you closet gay looking piece of nazi [OBSCENITY REMOVED].
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Hey dear buttbuddy pastor ezekiel one day i hope to run into you so i can personally [OBSCENITY REMOVED] your [OBSCENITY REMOVED] until you are burning in piffleing hell.
Sir you are [OBSCENITY REMOVED] piece of [OBSCENITY REMOVED] not worthy to walk around this earth I hope one day you put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, which by the way you 100% should because you are not worthy to walk on this earth and I promise you if i ever do hear that you are in the town im in i will put that gun in your mouth for you and send you straight to hell where you belong.
you and the rest of your crazy nazi loving church.
Suck a fat [OBSCENITY REMOVED] ezekiel which i know you will anyway judging on that picture you closet gay looking piece of nazi [OBSCENITY REMOVED].
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-20-2010, 11:10 PM

Id also like to let all of you know that you and your church is a joke being mocked by the rest of the world, for the sane people that get on here and read your trash they probably giggle to themselfs then call friends and tell them to look at this hilarious website they just found and then they get on and laugh at you...your just a bunch of comedians that even your god is probably rolling on the floor with laughter that people could misconstrue his word so badly.
Have fun being the laughing stock of the world and heaven...im sure hell is waiting with open arms for your stupid asses.
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Id also like to let all of you know that you and your church is a joke being mocked by the rest of the world, for the sane people that get on here and read your trash they probably giggle to themselfs then call friends and tell them to look at this hilarious website they just found and then they get on and laugh at you...your just a bunch of comedians that even your god is probably rolling on the floor with laughter that people could misconstrue his word so badly. Have fun being the laughing stock of the world and heaven...im sure hell is waiting with open arms for your stupid asses.
may you be raped for all eternity.
And you think a visitor reading this is going to laugh at us instead of at you? You must be the biggest idiot on the planet.


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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-20-2010, 11:13 PM

dont preach to me about being a nice person.
I could be hitler and still be better person than all of you affiliated with this church...actually im sure most of you think hitler was a good person in your sick minds.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-20-2010, 11:14 PM

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Hey dear buttbuddy pastor ezekiel one day i hope to run into you so i can personally sodomize your ass until you are burning in piffleing hell.
Sir you are piffleing piece of shit not worthy to walk around this earth I hope one day you put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, which by the way you 100% should because you are not worthy to walk on this earth and I promise you if i ever do hear that you are in the town im in i will put that gun in your mouth for you and send you straight to hell where you belong.
you and the rest of your crazy nazi loving church.
Suck a fat one ezekiel which i know you will anyway judging on that picture you closet gay looking piece of nazi trash.
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Id also like to let all of you know that you and your church is a joke being mocked by the rest of the world, for the sane people that get on here and read your trash they probably giggle to themselfs then call friends and tell them to look at this hilarious website they just found and then they get on and laugh at you...your just a bunch of comedians that even your god is probably rolling on the floor with laughter that people could misconstrue his word so badly.
Have fun being the laughing stock of the world and heaven...im sure hell is waiting with open arms for your stupid asses.
may you be raped for all eternity.
Son, Tourettes is caused by a Demon Infested Colon.
I suggest you pay a visit to one of our Pastors who will only be too pleased to give you a good Ministering.
Now, take your Potty mouth elsewhere and leave us True Christian™ folk to go our own way with God.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 12:04 AM

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To reply to the original poster without giving myself a blinding migraine by reading all the silly posts these dopeheads keep sending, I will answer in the way that is only right...with Scripture.

Genesis 1 (AV1611 King James Bible)
29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Now I will tell you that Mary Jane is not an herb, it's not a tree, and it's not a fruit, nor is it meant to be ingested "for meat." If it's not any of those things, what is it?

It's what they call it when they are so dope-addled they look like retards...Mary Jane is a weed! It's so noxious even God doesn't mention it in the Bible. So to take it into your body is as mortal a sin as for a man to take another man into his body!

It's against nature!

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How is marijuana not an herb? it's a green leafy plant.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 12:10 AM

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How is marijuana not an herb? it's a green leafy plant.
By that logic, poison ivy is an herb too. Do you smoke that?

Don't be a tool for satan.


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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 12:23 AM

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By that logic, poison ivy is an herb too. Do you smoke that?

Don't be a tool for satan.
Henbane is a herb - no logic required. It will also kill you pretty quickly - again, no logic required.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 03:40 AM

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Henbane is a herb - no logic required. It will also kill you pretty quickly - again, no logic required.
Not only will it kill you quickly, but it contains tropane alkaloids demons, which have hallucinogenic properties. Henbane is not an "herb", it is a narcotic. Likewise with cannabis. This is all common sense.
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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 04:27 AM

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By that logic, poison ivy is an herb too. Do you smoke that?

Don't be a tool for satan.
As Paracelsus said, the dosage makes the poison. Do you know how much cannabis it would take to kill you? enough that it'd be faster if you dropped it on yourself. There are plenty of poisonous plants, which, if used properly, have positive effects. Cannabis has so many unambiguously good effects that it would be doing humanity a great disservice to deny it to them.
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As Paracelsus said, the dosage makes the poison. Do you know how much cannabis it would take to kill you? enough that it'd be faster if you dropped it on yourself. There are plenty of poisonous plants, which, if used properly, have positive effects. Cannabis has so many unambiguously good effects that it would be doing humanity a great disservice to deny it to them.
You're being willfully vexatious because you are a dope addict.

My question still stands; Poison ivy is an herb by your definition. Are you interested in smoking that? It probably wouldn't kill you.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Bible and canabis - 01-21-2010, 09:59 AM

I seriously hate those people who keep arguing with you Pastor, or any True Christian

God is on Their side, not yours potheads fags!
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