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Default Informative World Map - 07-12-2008, 04:39 PM

Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

Anyway, I hope this helps:

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2008, 04:51 PM

Brother Bathfire, that is a great work. Indeed it is sad that you can't break it down more closely, but once one gets started subdividing Greek Orthodox idolaters from Ethiopian Orthodox idolaters, and Shinto heathens from Confucian heathens, one ends up with a hopelessly complicated diagram.

It would take a truly Universal and Perfect intellect to sort out all the categories of damned, accursed, and unrepentantly sinful humans. Ultimately I suppose only the Lord has the ability to figure out how to properly damn people on an individual basis.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2008, 05:21 PM

Brother Bathfire,

I am going to petition our local school board to begin using this immediately!

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2008, 05:36 PM

The information on this map is really all that a person needs to understand the world. Any more detail would just be for the sake of academics. I'll print this out for my cousin's little girl to use when she's doing her homework at my house. Thank you for all the research and hard work you put into this, Brother Bathfire!


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2008, 06:03 PM

Pray for the Godly Americans living on the Cusp of Godliness and that border to the left! If they make the wrong turn going Home,
will they become.......contaminated?
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2008, 06:22 PM

Brother Bathfire you must certainly be the harbinger I have heard so much about.

Why just last night whilst in fervent prayer I asked the Lord for to know just what land is what, and how He Judges such dwellers of those lands.

He spoke crystal clear in saying that one of His Preferred Children will soon reveal all, and added that I best soon sell my abos and use the fare to procure travel to Soviet Kanuckistan so as to pick up and save Miss Cheshire, and without haste, deliver ourselves unto the land clearly pointed out by His Preferred Child.

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Brother Bathfire you must certainly be the harbinger I have heard so much about.

Why just last night whilst in fervent prayer I asked the Lord for to know just what land is what, and how He Judges such dwellers of those lands.

He spoke crystal clear in saying that one of His Preferred Children will soon reveal all, and added that I best soon sell my abos and use the fare to procure travel to Soviet Kanuckistan so as to pick up and save Miss Cheshire, and without haste, deliver ourselves unto the land clearly pointed out by His Preferred Child.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-12-2008, 09:56 PM

A map that any summer traveler would love to... nay... MUST have! Also further proof that the Earth is flat.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-13-2008, 12:03 AM

Brother Bathfire, your map is accurate and informative. It is possible that there are additional unpleasant places to identify, but the clutter would make the map unreadable.

I hope that you can create a map for True Christians to use to know which parts of the world might be safe for vacation travel. One can't stay in the U.S.A. forever, you know. I assume there are some holy sights worth visiting.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2008, 09:51 AM

You might want to identify JYC on account of the sheer magnitude of its kikedom. It is the second largest concentration of Christ killers in the world; consequently, it will always remain a priority target for Obama sin Laden.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2008, 11:34 AM

GLORY to JESUS and kudos to you for your blessed work in compiling this wonderful teaching aid, Brother!


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 07-14-2008, 02:45 PM

Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?

1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.

2. The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum.

3. Please learn to spell properly - ie Jews, not 'Joos'.

4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!

5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?

6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.

7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.

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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?

5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Mudslimes?
Do you know something you're not sharing with Jesus and LBC?

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7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.
As an Austrian doing their utmost to rise above sin (with LBC, Jesus, and His KJV being the equivalent of the three wise Men.), I find it offensive that you would label me as eurotrash when my only contact with Eurovision is when I 'accidently' watched SBS......once!

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Sick joke? Sick joke? What are you some sort of depraved commie atheist?

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1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.
This is a broad overview as I said – First, see this map, Now see this one and take away the illegals who are papists, and now see this one

Now apologize! This is the trouble with you atheists, you think because you “feel” it, it must be right!

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I asked a Chink if he would let his daughter marry a jigaboo – when he stopped laughing he said, “No! I would kill her.” I asked a Sandnigra if he thought Eskimos were civilized, He replied that they are savages who live on blubber. I asked my old retainer, “Boy” what he thought of Sandnigras, he said they were all "out to blow people up.” You know, not one of them moaned about so-called “Politically incorrect terms”

Now apologize! This is the trouble with you atheists, you think because you “feel” it, it must be right!

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It’s a transliteration from the Hebrew script.

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4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!
Oh yes? And where does your cocaine come from?

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5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?
You’re twisting facts again, India has a little over 140 million Muslims -- the second largest Muslim community in the world after Indonesia.
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You really hate God don’t you? Have you forgotten Jer. 13:23? Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil. And get it in context!

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You may wish to glory in Hitler’s origins and remember the “good old days” when the pope and Hitler were together as one; I couldn’t care less!

Jacques, your steeped in horsefeathers! I sincerely hope you never give any of you ideas to anyone else, especially those of an impressionable age. Let Christ do your thinking and forget what the anti-christ has said.





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Default Re: Informative World Map - 08-23-2008, 11:29 AM

You are correct. This woman was an internationally renown boomeranger! And please tell Ge that we all think highly of him, too.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 08-23-2008, 04:26 PM

Great map, but there's not much info about the southern cone of South America.

Fortunately, I was always good in geography, so I can help fill in some of the blanks.

There's a country down there called "Chilli." Seems like their whole economy is based on exporting hot peppers and running a chain of restaurants. This is what's on their national flag:



There's some other country down there called Artichoketina. Aside from artichokes, they're known for dances like the tango and lambada. They once had a woman president named Evita who looked just like Madonna. A few decades ago, the Artichoketinians got uppity and occupied the nearby Fakeland Islands which belong to the UK, but Maggie Thatcher sent in the Limey navy and kicked their butts.

There's another pissant country down there called Urologuay. Wouldn't be surprised if there was another nearby country called Gynocologuay.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 08-26-2008, 10:16 PM

Personally, I would recomend the basic entirety of New England be recoded to join their Californian life partners.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 10-13-2008, 09:35 PM

Add stupid Indonesians to your list for the map revision:
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TWO Indonesian jobseekers have been tricked into getting their faces tattooed by a bogus official offering government jobs.

Village chief Sawiyono - who was helping the men find jobs in Jakarta - claimed he had received a text message from a government official offering them work as intelligence officers but saying they would have to be inked first with a dragon tattoo, Antara state news agency said.

Sawiyono realised he had been tricked after checking with the subdistrict chief of the Bojonegoro district of East Java who told him there was no such requirement. By then it was too late and the men had already been tattooed, the report said.

"I am fully responsible for the mistake and I will do my best to help the men remove their tattoos,'' Sawiyono said. The men have complained to police and were seeking treatment at a local hospital.
Ink seal ... two Indonesian jobseekers have been tricked into getting their faces covered with tattoos to secure jobs / AFP.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 10-13-2008, 10:12 PM

Ah Brother Nobar, were I to ask for submissions for the category of "fools", I suspect all but Landover would be the same color.





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Default Re: Informative World Map - 10-25-2008, 11:08 AM

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I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

Anyway, I hope this helps:

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I will not call you out for racism. Instead, I will criticize you for your lack of world knowledge and your poor geography.

Mistakes on your map:

1. Eskimos do NOT live in Iceland or Siberia, and very few live in Ontario or Quebec.
2. Eastern and southeast Alaska do NOT belong to Canada.
3. I didn't know that southern Canada, Nova Scotia, northeast Mexico, the western tip of Cuba, and northwest Bahamas belong to the US...
4. Arizona is actually one of the most conservative states in the United States, far from being classified as 'homers and liberals.'
5. Jamaica and Panama are NOT in Mexico.
6. The Bahamas and Trinidad and Tobago are NOT communist countries.
7. Brazilians do NOT have a reputation for smuggling drugs.
8. So, 'Could Be Anything' is a country? I believe it's called Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and southeast Brazil.
9. Iceland should be included as part of Scandinavia, or 'sex mad' as you call it.

There's more which I'll edit in later.
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