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Default Re: Greetings People of Landover - 10-08-2006, 03:15 PM

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Unfortunately, my parents are evilutionists who would not allow christianity into our house, but were more than happy for me to study wicker, goth, and all those other, disgusting forms of satanism. Then I saw the light when I stumbled upon the KJV1611 Bible. I am still trying to convert some of those who were in the coven where I... practised that disgusting, evil, devil worshipping false religion.
Dear friend:

Your story moves me. I hope that you will take the proper attitude toward such dreadful people:

Matt. 10:34-37: Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes [shall be] they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Luke 14:26: If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Now, hippy-dippy liberal "Christians" (actually wolves in sheep's clothing, Matt. 7:15) will try to tell you that "hate" means "to love less." That, of course, is a lie from the pit of hell. When Our Lord said to hate them, He meant to hate them.


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Default Re: Greetings People of Landover - 10-08-2006, 09:00 PM

I shall do what you say then, and hate them! Thank you Sir. I'm always willing to act on the advice of Landover people.
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Default Re: Greetings People of Landover - 10-08-2006, 10:45 PM

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I shall do what you say then, and hate them! Thank you Sir. I'm always willing to act on the advice of Landover people.
I'm keeping my eye on you, demon. Something in your tone betrays an allegiance to satan, inspite of your seemingly Godly words. Time may prove me wrong, but I doubt it...Shane O Matic
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Default Re: Greetings People of Landover - 10-09-2006, 05:53 AM

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Please do not mistake this for impatience, but how long will the Department of Faith take? Obviously this wise organisation knows everything about me, but there isn't much that should worry them.

Um...student sweetie?

Think you could grovel a bit harder?


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