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Default Re: Invitation to a Book Burning - 10-15-2006, 11:06 PM

I will do my level best to be at this event unless the Landover Hellhouse detains me for the evening.
I have heard the detracters claiming book cleansing is akin to censorship and they mention Farenheit 451, Animal Farm and all sorts of similar blasphemous things as their reasoning. Well answer this you secular geniuses, how can you use a book that deserves burning as a reason not to burn books? It's like listening to a Muslim explain why he's not evil! Can you say obvious bias? I knew you could smart guy.

Clearly just throwing the books away isn't solving the problem now is it? Only by burning and (thereby eliminating the offensive material forever) will the Lords Justice be done. It makes perfect sense to anyone with any sense to begin with and those that disagree are plainly under Lucifers spell.

Acts chapter 19 states that burning that which offends God is looked upon by God as favorable.
Now I don't know about the Unsaved Trash that float around this site, but as for me...I'm 100% in favor of staying on Jesus good side.


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Default Re: Invitation to a Book Burning - 10-16-2006, 09:40 AM

Although I can't be in Freehold for the big book burning, I shall borrow as many ungodly books from my local library as possible and watch them perish in the flames. I've already burnt all the ungodly books (Basically all of the books I had) that I used to have before I came to this site. Now all I have is my copy of the KJV 1611, the only book neccesary.
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Default Re: Invitation to a Book Burning - 10-16-2006, 10:25 AM

STOP PRESS!!!!!


A new book has been added to our burning list.

The God Delusion by that Secularist Homer Richard Dork-ins.

It's a heretical book by a man who seems to talk out of his Bottom.
If I were a Mooslime I'd declare a Fatwa against this man and his lies immediately.



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Default Re: Invitation to a Book Burning - 10-16-2006, 10:34 AM

How good of you, Sister, to think of all the people out there being corrupted by this filth. It is surely God's work that you are doing by alerting the public to these books which are an affront to the Lord. Surely Jesus vomits with rage everytime these authors put pen to paper!
I can only be thankful that people like you are saving the rest of us by consigning this blasphemy to the flames!
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Default Re: Invitation to a Book Burning - 10-16-2006, 12:29 PM

Matthew 12:31
3 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.


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