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Bombadon Holiday? -
09-23-2006, 05:05 PM
I guess it's some kind of Mooslum holiday that lasts a month. I'm just wondering if our president/savior might want stop this very unsavory holiday.
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09-23-2006, 05:10 PM
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I guess it's some kind of Mooslum holiday that lasts a month. I'm just wondering if our president/savior might want stop this very unsavory holiday.
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This is the MOOSLUM holiday during which they stop eating camel poop for a month and eat Christian babies instead. Every MOOSLUM is required to slaughter at least one Christian before they can make the Haj to Mecca to pray to their false moonhowler prophet. GODLY President Bush has other plans for them this time, I hope.
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09-23-2006, 05:23 PM
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This is the MOOSLUM holiday during which they stop eating camel poop for a month and eat Christian babies instead. Every MOOSLUM is required to slaughter at least one Christian before they can make the Haj to Mecca to pray to their false moonhowler prophet. GODLY President Bush has other plans for them this time, I hope.
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Ramadan is a good example of religious stupidity. They are forbidden to eat at day-light for a month.
It's probably because Muhammad had to loose some weight and got so angry on his diet he wrote it down in his little book.
If I'm not wrong camel Poopie is indeed a specialty in Arab countries. It's baked on fire, of course.
And they don't kill Christian Children. they kill themselves while throwing stones in that black cube.
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09-23-2006, 05:34 PM
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Ramadan is a good example of religious stupidity. They are forbidden to eat at day-light for a month.
It's probably because Muhammad had to loose some weight and got so angry on his diet he wrote it down in his little book.
If I'm not wrong camel Poopie is indeed a specialty in Arab countries. It's baked on fire, of course.
And they don't kill Christian Children. they kill themselves while throwing stones in that black cube.
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Everything about FALSE religions is stupid. Son, I notice that your signature is becoming bolder and bolder. I hate to disabuse you of something you must feel strongly about, but everyone is NOT equal. Or, to phrase it properly like George Orwell, some are more equal than others.
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09-23-2006, 05:42 PM
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Everything about FALSE religions is stupid. Son, I notice that your signature is becoming bolder and bolder. I hate to disabuse you of something you must feel strongly about, but everyone is NOT equal. Or, to phrase it properly like George Orwell, some are more equal than others.
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Are you saying True Christians are pigs?
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09-23-2006, 05:46 PM
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Are you saying True Christians are pigs?
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Not at all! I was merely using a politically correct terminology.
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09-23-2006, 09:52 PM
Here's something to help Y'all understand the Mudslime lingo.
It sort of sounds as though they are chewing and spitting out Tobacco but apparently It's a kind of language.
Praise The Lord we speak pure American English.
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Ramadan Bombathon Begins -
09-24-2006, 03:16 AM
A bomb killed 34 people in Baghdad's Sadr City Shi'ite slum on Saturday. And in Tikrit gunmen beheaded nine people including some policemen after dragging them out of two cars.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060923/ts_nm/iraq_dc_8
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09-24-2006, 10:02 AM
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Are you saying True Christians are pigs?
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No, I'm saying that Germans are pigs. Lying kraut bastards every one. If you scum had any integrity at all, you'd have apologized to the world by committing mass suicide.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-24-2006, 11:21 AM
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A bomb killed 34 people in Baghdad's Sadr City Shi'ite slum on Saturday. And in Tikrit gunmen beheaded nine people including some policemen after dragging them out of two cars.
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Such bombings were not common before American "intervention".
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09-24-2006, 11:27 AM
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No, I'm saying that Germans are pigs. Lying kraut bastards every one. If you scum had any integrity at all, you'd have apologized to the world by committing mass suicide.
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I only replied to Pastor Al's post.
But I agree. Some Germans are pigs, especially those from the East. Frustrated as possible.
Those who are to blame mainly did commit suicide or were later hanged by the Russians.
When has America apologized for Vietnam, Laos, Iraq?
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09-24-2006, 11:54 AM
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Such bombings were not common before American "intervention".
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Yes, you nazi bastards know all about bombings, don't you....
Jesus guides every bullet and missle miss andycakes, have no fear. Those mudslimes need to be sent to hellfire by the truckload, and GWB is the man to do the job.
At least America has God on it's side. You mary-worshipping krauts were doing the work of satan. Why haven't you all killed yourselves yet?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-24-2006, 12:07 PM
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Yes, you nazi bastards know all about bombings, don't you....
Jesus guides every bullet and missle miss andycakes, have no fear. Those mudslimes need to be sent to hellfire by the truckload, and GWB is the man to do the job.
At least America has God on it's side. You mary-worshipping krauts were doing the work of satan. Why haven't you all killed yourselves yet?
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At least Germany and Japan learned on their mistakes.
You didn't learn a thing in Vietnam.
Iraq was a sovereign country that had nothing to do with Al Qaeda. It didn't have weapons for mass destruction.
God on your side? It's been more than 3 years since the beginning and you still haven't beaten that desert country. Not to mention vietnam...
PS: Himmler once said they won't stop until Christianity is exterminated.
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09-24-2006, 01:53 PM
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PS: Himmler once said they won't stop until Christianity is exterminated.
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So you are a Christ hating nazi and Pastor Zeke was correct; you germans are the biggest bunch of back stabbing perverts to ever walk the earth.
Himmler was a cross dressing homer who's favorite targets for rape were starving children prisoners. Too weak to fight back, they had no choice but to give in to his sexual perversions as he howled about the dignity of the fatherland. You germans should stick to making beer and having sex with your family members instead of trying to create world ideaology. Not everbody thinks high heels and garters look good on a man.
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09-24-2006, 02:04 PM
Andreas Child, you should know something. America won the second world war with a little help from England.
In fact, any war in the world that is worth winning, America has a hand.
I Praise®The Lord© that those Russkie Commies were held back by the threat of being Nuked by who else but the good old US of A.
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09-24-2006, 02:16 PM
Quite true. America has never lost a war, which is a well-known fact. If you are going to be niggardly with us about the time it takes to destroy our enemies, well, better tke it up with Jesus. He decides the details. Jesus decides how much oil, timber, ore, and other natural resources we are to remove during our forays into these third world hellholes like vietnam, italy, and canada. Praise His Sweet Blood! We are but servants of the Lord!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-24-2006, 03:50 PM
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America has never lost a war, which is a well-known fact. If you are going to be niggardly with us about the time it takes to destroy our enemies, well, better tke it up with Jesus. He decides the details. Jesus decides how much oil, timber, ore, and other natural resources we are to remove during our forays into these third world hellholes like vietnam, italy, and canada. Praise His Sweet Blood! We are but servants of the Lord!
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I agree 100% Pastor Zeke. And if the Mooslums would just stop bombing long enough to let US build a few Wal-Marts and Home Depots, they'd be able to start remodeling their mudhuts! WE WON THE WAR! It's not our fault that mooslums won't behave, it's theirs.
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09-24-2006, 06:11 PM
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When has America apologized for Vietnam, Laos, Iraq?
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LAOS? Nevermind Laos. It wasn't one of ours. We needn't apologize for Vietnam. They were ready to launch thousands of sampans against the California coast when we got wind of their dastardly plan and bombed them back to 1600. Same with Iraq. Saddam had millions of tons of nasty chemical weapons onboard ships which he planned to sail up the Mississippi river and set loose on St. Louis. It was LANDOVER CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES who discovered the plot and reported it. Good thing we did, too! No one would have noticed St. Louis was missing for several years.
Don't talk to me about Iran either. Our GODLY President has just dispatched a battle fleet to take Iran off the map and after that, Syria.
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