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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Invitation to a Book Burning -
09-14-2006, 10:02 PM
Harry Potter
BOOK BURNING
Join millions of True Christians® across America as we embrace family
values, the American Way and Biblical tradition on Satan’s birthday,
otherwise known as “Halloween.”
Join us Real Americans in saying,
“No, Lucifer! We won’t let you turn American children
into an army of junior Satanists!”
Book Burning Is Biblical:
“Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books
together and burned them before all men; and they counted the
price of them and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. So mightily
grew the word of God and prevailed.” — Acts 19:19:20
You are invited to join us along with thousands of churches
across America as we act simultaneously at
12:00 Midnight CST, October 31, 2006. God is on our side!
For more information on the cleverly disguised instruction manual for satanism,
homosexuality and witchcraft known as “The Harry Potter Series,” visit America’s
Largest Church — on the web at www.LandoverBaptist.com
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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09-14-2006, 10:26 PM
I am THERE, Sister! Once the bonfire is ablaze, we can toss a few witches and homers on it for good measure! Glory!
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-14-2006, 11:11 PM
That reminds me, I need to order some new bibles. I'm running low on kindling for the fireplace for next winter.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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09-14-2006, 11:14 PM
I am sure you mean Qu'urans, sister. Burning bibles is the surest way to end up as SATAN's plump matchstick. Unless they are FALSE bibles. Then go right ahead.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-14-2006, 11:15 PM
Rachel, nice to see you again! How've you ben since the forums went down?
And Pastor Al, I'm pretty sure she meant KJV1611 bibles.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-14-2006, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
I am sure you mean Qu'urans, sister. Burning bibles is the surest way to end up as SATAN's plump matchstick. Unless they are FALSE bibles. Then go right ahead.
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Korans, bibles, it's all good
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Originally Posted by Saria
Rachel, nice to see you again! How've you ben since the forums went down?
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Umm....not to be rude but who exactly are you?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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09-14-2006, 11:23 PM
Someone well known from the old forums.
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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09-14-2006, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Andromeda
Korans, bibles, it's all good
Umm....not to be rude but who exactly are you?
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Saria is cornith who is about to be gonged.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-14-2006, 11:25 PM
I'm sorry, but what?
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-14-2006, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Saria is cornith who is about to be gonged.
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Ahh, the guy who thought I was a girl. I think he must have been high or something.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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09-14-2006, 11:30 PM
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Umm....not to be rude but who exactly are you?
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Filthy witch! The very idea that you could ever "not be rude" is ridiculous.
I thought we had finished with you! Shut your trap and fetch me a sandwich!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-14-2006, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Saria
Rachel, nice to see you again! How've you ben since the forums went down?
And Pastor Al, I'm pretty sure she meant KJV1611 bibles.
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Why don't you two take your nasty lesbian flirtations elsewhere! When Jesus reads this, He's going to puke!
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09-14-2006, 11:34 PM
Sorry, I was just making smalltalk. Didn't realize that it was... lesbionic..
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09-14-2006, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Saria
Sorry, I was just making smalltalk. Didn't realize that it was... lesbionic..
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Well, now you do. Cease your wicked behavior at once!
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09-14-2006, 11:42 PM
Of course, my sincerest apologies
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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09-14-2006, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Saria
Sorry, I was just making smalltalk. Didn't realize that it was... lesbionic..
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Good Heavens! I thought Ebonics was bad and now this!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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09-14-2006, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Andromeda
Ahh, the guy who I thought was a girl
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As if the big flamingly homersexual avatar selection didn't sound off the butt pirate siren. His/her avatars are too fruity even for a 10 year old girl.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-14-2006, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I thought we had finished with you! Shut your trap and fetch me a sandwich!
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One 'mushroom' and rocky mountain oyster sandwich coming right up sir!
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09-14-2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
As if the big flamingly homersexual avatar selection didn't sound off the butt pirate siren. His/her avatars are too fruity even for a 10 year old girl.
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it's an animated picture of a female. What's so wrong about that?
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09-15-2006, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Saria
it's an animated picture of a female. What's so wrong about that?
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It's a lesbianically (that is the same as satanically) inspired animated picture of a cross-dressing uppity female (or maybe it's a little boy, it's hard to tell with these gooks), and obviously drawn by a gook.
Simply put, it's enough to make our Sweet Jesus puke.
Stop perverting this True Christian thread with your nonsense.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-15-2006 at 12:08 AM.
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