[Pastor Ezekiel]

I for one have never doubted that homers and lezbeans are mean-spirited and racist. While we True Christians™ never tolerate bigotry of any kind, the world of queers is rife with it. This story tells all.

Group not satisfied with Rosie's apology

NEW YORK - Rosie O'Donnell says she's sorry for mocking spoken Chinese on "The View," but an association that represents journalists from diverse ethnic and racial backgrounds, including Chinese American, says it wasn't enough.

In a Dec. 5 segment, O'Donnell joked about how Danny DeVito's recent drunken appearance on the ABC daytime talk show had become international news.

"You know, you can imagine in China it's like `ching chong, ching chong chong, Danny DeVito, ching chong chong chong, drunk, "The View," ching chong,'" the 44-year-old comedian said.

On Thursday's show, she told the audience: "To say ching chong to someone is very offensive, and some Asian people have told me it's as bad as the n-word. Which I was like, `Really? I didn't know that.'"

Karen Lincoln Michel, president-elect of Unity: Journalists of Color Inc., said O'Donnell's remarks "really didn't sound like an apology to me."

Lincoln Michel said Unity was waiting for Barbara Walters, who created the show, to respond to a letter asking her to publicly acknowledge that O'Donnell's remarks were "patently offensive."

"I think by allowing Rosie O'Donnell's cheap jabs at Chinese Americans to go unchecked, then the network is essentially condoning racial and ethnic slurs," Lincoln Michel told the AP in a phone interview.

Unity said it represents more than 10,000 journalists nationwide.

"You know it was never (my) intent to mock," O'Donnell said on Thursday's show, "and I'm sorry for those people who felt hurt or were teased on the playground."

"But I'm also gonna give you a fair warning that there's a good chance I'll do something like that again, probably in the next week — not on purpose. Only 'cause it's how my brain works."

O'Donnell characterized her accent as "Chinese, Asian, pseudo-Japanese, sounded a little Yiddish ..."

Thank God I am Saved by the blood of Christ, and not subject to such base behavior. And I'm sure the slants got their little yellow feelings hurt too. Ching Chong indeed....

[OnYourKnees]

Pastor, I thought it was Cheech and Chong. Who is this Ching?

[Arethusa]

But I thought True Christians didn't like people that weren't white! Does Jesus love Asians now, Pastor Ezekiel?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Lady, we do not tolerate bigotry and hate around here! Of course Jesus hates those little yellow monkeys. I was just pointing out that for all the whining and stomping and hissy fits the sodomite crowd engages in, demanding special rights and persecuting Christians, they are quite actually intolerant of others.

You know, if you don't get a man in your life to guide and correct you, folks are going to start wondering about you....

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You know, if you don't get a man in your life to guide and correct you, folks are going to start wondering about you....

You are so right, Pastor, as usual. She really needs a man to tell her what to think, that is plainly evident.

Arethusa, leave Godless Canada and come to Florida (where our Godly President's brother Jeb is governor). I'm willing to take you under my wing and help you along the Path of Rightousness.

[Brother Love]

You know these HEATHEN jist can't wait to be offended can they? Doesn't matter what color they are or what they are they jist sits around waitin' to be offended. That's a sign of INSECURITY! Of course JESUS is the ONLY security but go tell all the HEATHEN that and they laugh at ya!! All I can say is what the HOLY SPIRIT is saying to me rit now and that is...

CHING CHONG!!

When will the M.R.'s ever learn?

[Arethusa]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Lady, we do not tolerate bigotry and hate around here! Of course Jesus hates those little yellow monkeys. I was just pointing out that for all the whining and stomping and hissy fits the sodomite crowd engages in, demanding special rights and persecuting Christians, they are quite actually intolerant of others.

You know, if you don't get a man in your life to guide and correct you, folks are going to start wondering about you....

I don't know if it's fair to use Rosie O'Donnell as an example though. No one likes her, poor thing.

I'm very sorry for asking so many questions, Pastor. I'll try to read more of the online KJV.

Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord

You are so right, Pastor, as usual. She really needs a man to tell her what to think, that is plainly evident.

Arethusa, leave Godless Canada and come to Florida (where our Godly President's brother Jeb is governor). I'm willing to take you under my wing and help you along the Path of Rightousness.

Umm, I don't like Florida. No offence to Mr. Jeb but there's a lot of fat white trash there. Really fat. They get bigger every year. Isn't being fat against God's plan?

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

Umm, I don't like Florida. No offence to Mr. Jeb but there's a lot of fat white trash there. Really fat. They get bigger every year. Isn't being fat against God's plan?

Not in this part of the state. I'm in North-West Florida, a part of the state where we are smart enough to vote correctly (Republican, of course) and where there aren't many cubans running around dirtying up the place. Of course there is some white trash around here but not much and they tend to stay away from the decent folk.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by OnYourKnees

Pastor, I thought it was Cheech and Chong. Who is this Ching?

Isn't Ching Lee Pastor Al's housekeeper?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Isn't Ching Lee Pastor Al's housekeeper?

Until I catch her, yes.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Isn't Ching Lee Pastor Al's housekeeper?

Surely you don't mean to suggest that Ching Lee is involved somehow with that pot-addled Tommy Chong!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Here is a lovely video of Donald Trump (who I assume is a Christian, based on the enormous wealth God has granted him) denouncing the hateful rantings of this bulldyke once and for all.

Don't forget, this is the wo(?)man who compared the One True Faith© of LBC Christianity to moon-worshipping ragheadery. So nice to see her finally put in her place.