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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 05:37 PM
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A pure woman has have been kissed or had sex. You want to use someone else's underwear?
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As long as it's clean and fits, I'm okay with that.
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Kissing does nothing, it is uneeded and the is devils play.
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On the contrary, it feels good when done right. Giving another person pleasure isn't "nothing."
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Sex is required as proof of our devotion to God that we are willing to do anything He asks, no matter how vile or foul.
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If you're finding it vile and foul, you're either not doing it right or you're not doing it with the right person. It should be pleasurable to all parties involved.
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Each time I impregnate Mrs. Hutchins, I take a hot shower with lye abrasive soap. I am self concious for days that 'the smell' is still on me.
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Wow. No wonder the poor woman has such low self-esteem.
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Sex is always satisfactory when a son is the result.
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Sex is most satisfactory when everyone involved has a toe-curling, earth-shaking orgasm.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 05:45 PM
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As long as it's clean and fits, I'm okay with that.
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I suspect you are also "ok' with undigested but washed corn too.
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On the contrary, it feels good when done right. Giving another person pleasure isn't "nothing."
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I give Mrs. Hutchins the opportunity to be a good wife. As far as I can tell, no one has given you that gift. Think about it.
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If you're finding it vile and foul, you're either not doing it right or you're not doing it with the right person. It should be pleasurable to all parties involved.
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Again, you are not married and understand the responisibility God has heaped upon out shoulders. It is all fun and games to you. All the wile, heathens are working hard to destroy the Christian Way of Life®.
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Wow. No wonder the poor woman has such low self-esteem.
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She has tremedous self esteem. You should see her beam when she has completed her chores early and my inspection turn up no flaws.
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Sex is most satisfactory when everyone involved has a toe-curling, earth-shaking orgasm.
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Wrong. It is satisfying on the day the son become Baptised.
I have no desire to have my toes curled, they'd never fit in my boots and I imagine walking would be difficult.
Why you have a problem with decency escapes me. For you, it is all a big laugh. Well young lady, when Jesus punches your ticket and sends you to Hell to spend all of eternity on your back for the Devil's minion, you be sure and write and tell us what a 'ball of fire' you are having.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 05:45 PM
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...Wow. No wonder the poor woman has such low self-esteem...
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When did you meet Mrs. Hutchins?
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04-22-2012, 06:22 PM
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When did you meet Mrs. Hutchins?
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Any woman who would marry one of this lot must not think much of herself to begin with, and the way these so-called followers of the carpenter-rabbi from Nazareth treat their wives does nothing to improve that situation.
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04-22-2012, 06:36 PM
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Any woman who would marry one of this lot must not think much of herself to begin with...
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ANSWER THE QUESTION, OR ADMIT YOU'RE PULLING S*** FROM YOUR ASS.
You want to fight these people? Use facts, not opinions.
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04-22-2012, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fleur-de-lis
Any woman who would marry one of this lot must not think much of herself to begin with, and the way these so-called followers of the carpenter-rabbi from Nazareth treat their wives does nothing to improve that situation.
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Listen whore, take you filthy sex talk to some live sex talk forum where it belongs! This forum is for Christians, and we don't care much for the opinions of unsaved sluts who flaunt their whoredoms for all to see.
My young wife just read your filthy posts and asked me what an orgasm was! You can blame yourself for the fact that I backhanded her for swearing at me! Also, it's YOUR fault she puked all over the kitchen floor after I washed her mouth out with soap. Apparently, she's developed a sensitivity to Palmolive Liquid since the last time she lipped off to me. I hope you're happy!
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 10:28 PM
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Any woman who would marry one of this lot must not think much of herself to begin with, and the way these so-called followers of the carpenter-rabbi from Nazareth treat their wives does nothing to improve that situation.
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The current Mrs. Hutchins is my third wife, the first two both suffering from an early demise due to drowning by falling into an abandoned covered well at the back of my property.
My wife lives a life of luxury, on a 7,000 acre palatial plantation situated in the Shenandoah mountains. She has her little hobbies that keep occupied from before dawn to well after dusk. There are not many women who live the life of my wife. I think of her at every meal.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 11:00 PM
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Listen whore, take you filthy sex talk to some live sex talk forum where it belongs! This forum is for Christians, and we don't care much for the opinions of unsaved sluts who flaunt their whoredoms for all to see.
My young wife just read your filthy posts and asked me what an orgasm was! You can blame yourself for the fact that I backhanded her for swearing at me! Also, it's YOUR fault she puked all over the kitchen floor after I washed her mouth out with soap. Apparently, she's developed a sensitivity to Palmolive Liquid since the last time she lipped off to me. I hope you're happy!
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Your abusing that CHILD you "married" is YOUR fault, not mine.
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04-22-2012, 11:08 PM
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Your abusing that CHILD you "married" is YOUR fault, not mine.
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Why are you here spewing your hatred at us? The people you are reviling are honest upright citizens who love our Lord and follow his word to the letter. How can that be wrong?
You should be disgusted with yourself.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-22-2012, 11:58 PM
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Your abusing that CHILD you "married" is YOUR fault, not mine.
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Providing her a home and food at no cost, allowing her to develop and be the woman God intended her to be is abuse? What kind of a sicko are you?
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord
Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
1st Peter 3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-23-2012, 12:21 AM
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Your abusing that CHILD you "married" is YOUR fault, not mine.
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I'm not abusing anyone! My wife is desperately in need of education. I consider it my CHRISTIAN DUTY as a husband to teach her how to be a proper Christian wife.
YOU are the one that is trying to lead her astray by advocating recreational sex!
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04-23-2012, 12:25 AM
Hitting her and pouring dishwashing detergent into her mouth is abuse.
Not to mention that marrying a child is abuse.
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04-23-2012, 12:33 AM
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Hitting her and pouring dishwashing detergent into her mouth is abuse.
Not to mention that marrying a child is abuse.
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Says who? Read your Bible whore! Please quote me chapter and verse where it says:
A ) That a husband CANNOT correct his wife.
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B ) That fourteen is too young to be married.
I'm waiting . . .
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Where in your Bible does it say that you have the right to split your wife's lip and pour soap in her mouth?
And Bible or no, fourteen is still a child, and too young to be married.
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04-23-2012, 02:11 AM
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Where in your Bible does it say that you have the right to split your wife's lip and pour soap in her mouth?
And Bible or no, fourteen is still a child, and too young to be married.
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Please don't make Aaron mad. You may think youre helping, but you're not, youre making it worse. You're not a Christian, so you don't understand. I need to try to be a good wife for him, because my parents and God and Aaron want me to be a good wife. Just leave us alone please.
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04-23-2012, 02:32 AM
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Where in your Bible does it say that you have the right to split your wife's lip and pour soap in her mouth?
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That, and so much more.
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Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-23-2012, 02:56 AM
Hit the SOB back. Preferably with a baseball bat.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
04-23-2012, 03:12 AM
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Hit the SOB back. Preferably with a baseball bat.
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Advocating violence against a True Christian™ Man is blasphemous. Take it back or suffer the consequences.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-23-2012, 03:13 AM
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Advocating violence against a True Christian™ Man is blasphemous. Take it back or suffer the consequences.
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A true man, regardless of his religion, doesn't need to hit children to prove his manhood.
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04-23-2012, 03:18 AM
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A true man, regardless of his religion, doesn't need to hit children to prove his manhood.
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It's not to prove his manhood, it's do follow God's Divine Plan for us all. Any True Christian woman would feel blessed to be struck by her husband, as would her True Christian™ children.
Read the Bible, slut.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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