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Default How S.C.A.T. Proved I'm Clean - 08-17-2014, 03:35 AM
Recently I went to a Bible Believing Doctor (Or so I thought) until he told me I would need to have what is called an enema to do some additional testing to find the cause why my most recent child turned out to be a girl instead of a MAN. I was horrified at the though of this doctor putting his large tool in my opening where vile things come forth during my morning waste purges. I explained to him that being a KJV Bible Believing Baptist at America's, no God's favorite church precluded any need for this so-called enema. After all Jesus tells us in Mark 7:15 "There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man." And have you seen the things they use to clean out "down there?" Truly terrifying but I feel I must show you so you know what to avoid:



I then explained to him S.C.A.T. or Spiritual Cleansing Anal Tracts made me clean even down there by the power of the Holy Spirit! The doctor was impressed with how Jesus keeps pure Christians as clean as a whistle on the inside and the outside! AMEN!!

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Default Re: How S.C.A.T. Proved I'm Clean - 08-17-2014, 11:53 AM
Wait, what? Why are you putting things in your hindquarters? I don't even think about my hindquarters if I can possibly avoid it. This is most troubling.

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Default Re: How S.C.A.T. Proved I'm Clean - 08-17-2014, 12:56 PM
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Wait, what? Why are you putting things in your hindquarters? I don't even think about my hindquarters if I can possibly avoid it. This is most troubling.
You misunderstand: through S.C.A.T. nothing had to go in my nether regions since the power of Christ keeps me completely the clean. The "doctor" wanted to put something in there and I refused.

Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Default Re: How S.C.A.T. Proved I'm Clean - 08-17-2014, 02:38 PM
What I'm not understanding is the self-sodomy part. It's good that you posted scripture emphasizing the need to avoid it, but that just begs the question: Why are you doing something when you know God wants you to stop? If you need help stopping, we will help you!

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Default Re: How S.C.A.T. Proved I'm Clean - 08-21-2014, 01:56 PM
What is it you don't understand about him "NOT" performing self sodomy on him self?

Tom clearly stated that through S.C.A.T, God keeps him clean, inside and out.

It was the doctor that wanted to perform the so called sodomy.
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Default Re: How S.C.A.T. Proved I'm Clean - 08-21-2014, 07:47 PM
I hope the equipment is being blessed by a pastor in between uses. Seems like an easy way to transmit demons.

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Default Re: How S.C.A.T. Proved I'm Clean - 08-21-2014, 08:16 PM
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What is it you don't understand about him "NOT" performing self sodomy on him self?

Tom clearly stated that through S.C.A.T, God keeps him clean, inside and out.

It was the doctor that wanted to perform the so called sodomy.
You think I don't know what "phalanx" means? That's Latin for p***s!

You sicko.

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You think I don't know what "phalanx" means? That's Latin for p***s!

You sicko.
Wrong, FM. Phalanx is the nick name for the M61 Vulcan cannon mounted on the F-4 and F-14 fighter jest. It shoots 6,000 20 mm rounds a minute.

Get your mind out of the gutter, you freak!!
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Wrong, FM. Phalanx is the nick name for the M61 Vulcan cannon mounted on the F-4 and F-14 fighter jest. It shoots 6,000 20 mm rounds a minute.

Get your mind out of the gutter, you freak!!
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Wrong, FM. Phalanx is the nick name for the M61 Vulcan cannon mounted on the F-4 and F-14 fighter jest. It shoots 6,000 20 mm rounds a minute.
Actually, Brother FM is right. A phalanx is lots and lots of p....ses (here, 256):


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I showed FM the same level of respect that he showed me.
Yes.
But you have not EARNED any respect, you fool.

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