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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-12-2017, 09:09 PM
how do i delete my posts?
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-12-2017, 09:19 PM
There's a rule I believe against deleting posts. To do so would mean you're trying to hide stuff from the Lord. Just own up to whatever it is Faith Machine and repent. I'm a little worried about you. Your behavior is unusual today. Should I call up Brother Porter to see if he has free time to invite you to his cabin?
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-12-2017, 09:31 PM
Don't worry, I just needed to taste "the hair of the dog that bit me," as they say. Got some breakfast in me, and now we're firing up the Veteran's Day barbecue while I ease into my afternoon with a refreshing Seagram's 7 and 7.
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 12:15 AM
Now my stupid aunt says I burned the steaks.
Dumb cow
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 12:17 AM
It's called barbecue for a reason, you oppressive, smothering old biddy!
B A R B E C U E
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 12:18 AM
7-Up is all gone so we're doing Seagram's on the rocks, unless somebody wants to run to the store and get more soda
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 01:10 AM
Most beloved Brother Faith Machine. While I know that a little wine just makes people merry:
Genesis 43:34 And he took and sent messes unto them from before him: but Benjamin's mess was five times so much as any of theirs. And they drank, and were merry with him.
Ecclesiastes 9:7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.
Ecclesiastes 10:19 A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.
And while being merry is good:
Proverbs 15:3 A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.
...It appears that you might be acting a little bit too merry (ehem, again, ehem), if you know what I mean.
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 05:57 AM
Sofa king wasted rights now! BBQ was dishaster!
Which one of you cork soakers has the tranny slut- - what's her name?
Mabeline?
Which one of you faggits hash MMarbeline's contact info?
Do not fydge wuth me!
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 07:51 AM
Who is comment over to help me drunk this Knob Creek bourbon? Don' leave me handing.
Hanging
Don't leave me hanging!
Unless your don't love veterans
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 07:51 AM
I shiukd not be alone right now
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 07:56 AM
What do your think that tranny whore Maybeline has in her pants?
I am going till rebuke her simmering powerful!
Something piwerful
Powerful
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 09:57 AM
ADMIN DELETE THIS THRAD MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 10:03 AM
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Dearest Brother,
It is obvious that you were wrongly framed for the lewd language above. However, wouldn't it be better to let those unfortunate messages remain as an example of the constant and oppressive harassment and persecution that we as True Christians™ suffer in the midst of the Unsaved Swarm!? Anyone can see that an atheist sinner must have had a presence on these Godly Forums to post irritating messages using your account. I can assure you that you remain one of Jesus's elect, whom He will Love and Cherish for all Eternity in Heaven. He has not forgotten you!
2 Corinthians 4:9
Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;
Incidentally, have you managed to pray your inexplicable headache away yet?
Yours in Christ,
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 06:43 PM
Thank you, Elder.
Please delete all posts.
Am very dehydrated right now. Not feel good
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 06:52 PM
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Thank you, Elder.
Please delete all posts.
Am very dehydrated right now. Not feel good
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Dearest Brother, you should avoid drinking water, but have some wine for your infirmities:
1 Timothy 5:23 Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.
I will pray for you.
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 06:55 PM
May you sober soon Brother Faith. I will pray for you too.
Perhaps a bit of coffee to promote the gastro-oesophageal reflux and expel those demons out a little faster?
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-13-2017, 09:44 PM
What you need is to fill that stomach with food to help expel the demons in the bathroom faster. I'd be willing to donate some of my bacon to you Faith Machine if it would help you sober faster.
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-16-2017, 09:35 PM
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What have you got against the First Amendment? It protects you, too.
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Nothing but you dont seem to realize it gives me the freedom to believe whatever i want to. I have a right to disagree with you under the First Amendment. Suck it up BEEEEYAAAACH
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-16-2017, 10:07 PM
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Nothing but you dont seem to realize it gives me the freedom to believe whatever i want to. I have a right to disagree with you under the First Amendment...
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Please, go and read it, right now. It doesn't say that.
What it does say (short version) is that the government cannot restrict you from voicing your opinion in a peaceful manner (many terms and restrictions apply).
Landover is not the government. The Constitution does not apply here. You have no rights here; only privileges granted you by the administrators, which can be revoked at any time for any reason (or none).
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Back atcha, idiot. Read the Constitution, the TOS, and the Bible, before expressing your opinion on any of them, please.
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Re: How Diddly Doo Neighbors -
11-16-2017, 10:14 PM
Well said, Didymus!
A person who has never read the US Constitution is telling us what it says.
Kind of a parallel to all these people who come here telling us what the Bible says, despite their never having read it.
Such a curious thing.
Imagine how they would scream and moan if I were to lecture them on what their bibles, "Das Kapital" and "Our Bodies, Ourselves" said, without my having first cracked those books open and read them.
Why, I'll bet they'd have meltdowns and demand I post a trigger warning!
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