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Default I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 04:10 AM

I'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.

Any takers?
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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 04:19 AM

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Any takers?
Well, this isn't some vampire pick-up bar, but you might want to try listing some of your not totally evil attributes.

For example:

"I've cut down on drinking the blood of innocent Christian children"

"I promise not to kill you in your sleep (on the first date)"

"Think of this as an exciting opportunity to save a hellbound sinner from the life of harlotry and baby-eating she is currently leading!"

Or something along those lines, dear.

P.S. I am going to congratulate you on not using that slutty satanic avatar anymore! Maybe there IS hope for you yet!


"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 04:24 AM

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Well, this isn't some vampire pick-up bar, but you might want to try listing some of your not totally evil attributes.

For example:

"I've cut down on drinking the blood of innocent Christian children"

"I promise not to kill you in your sleep (on the first date)"

"Think of this as an exciting opportunity to save a hellbound sinner from the life of harlotry and baby-eating she is currently leading!"

Or something along those lines, dear.

P.S. I am going to congratulate you on not using that slutty satanic avatar anymore! Maybe there IS hope for you yet!
I don't drink the blood of innocent christian children.
I don't kill people.
I'm not a harlot.
And I don't eat babies.
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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 05:38 AM

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I'll try almost anything once.
Yes, I'm sure you probably haven't turned many away from that gaping sepulchral chasm of yours. That's the problem here. What man of God would want to plumb those foul depths?
Ezekiel 16:35 "Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:"
You've been here long enough, I think, to know what the Bible teaches of your promiscuous ways. Pray that the grace of God descends upon you and unlocks that hard heart of yours. The consequences are eternal.



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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 05:41 AM

The sign says CHRISTIAN singles, not degenerate whores.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 05:42 AM

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Yes, I'm sure you probably haven't turned many away from that gaping sepulchral chasm of yours. That's the problem here. What man of God would want to plumb those foul depths?
Ezekiel 16:35 "Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:"
You've been here long enough, I think, to know what the Bible teaches of your promiscuous ways. Pray that the grace of God descends upon you and unlocks that hard heart of yours. The consequences are eternal.
I'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.
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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 05:45 AM

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I'm not promiscuous and I'm not a harlot.
And you're a liar to boot. Without God to provide your morality, you unsaved scum wallow in all manner of perversion and filth. Jesus sees through your lies!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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And you're a liar to boot. Without God to provide your morality, you unsaved scum wallow in all manner of perversion and filth. Jesus sees through your lies!
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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 05:53 AM

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I've already found God. I just don't worship Him like you do.
This is not a candy shop where you get to pick and choose. There is only ONE GOD and His name is JESUS!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 05:54 AM

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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 06:13 AM

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This is not a candy shop where you get to pick and choose. There is only ONE GOD and His name is JESUS!
Not according to your special book
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Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
And even in the quote you give

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It say Jesus was some bloke that your "god" raised from the dead, and not actually "god"


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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 06:29 AM

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I'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.

Any takers?
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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 06:54 AM

"Filthy Whore" is a nice sentiment to put under my name.
How about some more "awards" to go with it.
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Brother, are you suggesting that she is in need of one night stand?


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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 07:07 AM

You do realize there`s dozens of sickular dating sites out there, right?


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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 07:38 AM

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And your point is...?
I believe Sister BiG's point is that nobody here is interested in watching you flaunt your harlotry, heathen.


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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 09:17 AM

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I'll probaby get plenty of insults from the "true christians" here, but I say what the hell! I'll try almost anything once.

Any takers?
You are right about getting many insults, but I am actually intrigued by your adventurous spirit, and your choice to stand up for what you believe in and to dispute the ideology of a rather corrupt church.
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Default Re: I guess I'll try this out - 11-08-2010, 09:22 AM

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Brother, are you suggesting that she is in need of one night stand?
Brother, this Jezebel stated that she'll "..try almost anything once", to which we can only surmise that her motives are somewhat less than keeping with a Christian view. I was skeptical of this "cyber" dating from the start as there are plenty of ways in which True Christian™ singles can meet one another - Bible (KJV1611) classes and ice cream socials to name a couple. Nonetheless, our mission to spread the Word of Jesus must encompass the realities of reaching a world wide ministry.

I fear this one may be more interested in Craig's List "casual encounters".


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