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The number one problem faced by young males is a lack of confidence. The only way women allow you to get experience is if you're already experienced. Plus, he's afraid that if he so much as tries the "I'm stretching my arms" move he'll be accused (and therefore found guilty) of rape/harassment.

Boys, the solution is here:

Houston Press Compiles Texas' 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders

Come on, if you're complaining about getting molested by this, you're seriously short of things to complain about.

The Houston Press has released a list of the “10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List.”

Next to the mugshots (for which the Village Voice affiliate warns, “In some cases, we picked out the best of a series of mugshots. Alternative choices were starkly different. So click on each link before you send any marriage proposals.”) the blogger lists the women’s city, crime and victim information.

The offending “hotties” have assaulted boys and girls ranging from two to 16 years old.

This kind of thinking that female sex offenders are harmless seductresses rather than predators or perpetrators can set us back decades,” said Torie Camp, deputy director the Texas Association Against Sexual Assault (TAASA).
According to TAASA, approximately 25,000 adults and 25,000 children are sexually assaulted in Texas every year. Only 18 percent report the crime to the police.

In a response to those who have been “riled up” by the article, list compiler Richard Connelly added the note:

"I can understand how some people might react to this. On the other hand, it's a way of getting readers to look at the info, maybe get them to realize there are people out there like this and they all don't look like the obvious stereotypical pervert."


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Wow! She's got an adam's apple almost as voluptious as Anne Coulter's!

But I'm not into jailbirds any more. If Abu Graib is in any way typical, the parties are fun but the matchmaking is terrible. Also, they lie about their past sexual history. Thought camel spiders only infest camels? Think again!


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Thumbs down Re: Young, male, single? Meet the 10 cutest thugs in Texas! - 06-09-2011, 06:57 PM

Trent harvey, jr, please. you're embaressing yourself.
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Now, look, defart, we have a thread started by one of your fellow vampire-enablers:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65708

Why don't you trot over there and swap stories or something rather than belittling one of our True Christians.


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Default Re: Young, male, single? Meet the 10 cutest thugs in Texas! - 06-10-2011, 07:11 PM

looks like my friend Andyjohns hes is a godless Engish man
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Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
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Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
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Default Re: Young, male, single? Meet the 10 cutest thugs in Texas! - 06-20-2011, 02:02 AM

While some of these women are attractive, they are indecent whores who destroyed the innocence of children. I feel ashamed to live in the same state as these women. Not all Texans are child molesters. SOME of us are decent Christian people.


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