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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-12-2008, 12:16 AM

Yes I did witness birth, the birth of my very own son. Physically no they aren't pure, but at heart they are the very essence of purity and innocence. They have done no "wrong" deeds, thought no "wrong" thoughts, they have done nothing wrong to receive damnation. I do recall a recent news cast from the city of Memphis, TN where a man raped and killed his six day old daughter, you will probably say that this little girl deserved it. That she deserved that slow and painful death, and that she deserves the eternal torment in your "hell", for what I ask you? And the really pathetic thing is that your god would actually forgive him for that, a crime that should earn him castration and ridicule every day for the remainder of his life. And even after he dies, his corpse defiled in the most horrific manner possible. It's people like that that are abundant in this world, and deserve nothing other than what I stated above. A majority of of said people are now "born again", I can tell you this that they are using your god for nothing other than hopefully redeemable "fire insurance".
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-12-2008, 12:42 AM

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Yes I did witness birth, the birth of my very own son. Physically no they aren't pure, but at heart they are the very essence of purity and innocence. They have done no "wrong" deeds, thought no "wrong" thoughts, they have done nothing wrong to receive damnation. I do recall a recent news cast from the city of Memphis, TN where a man raped and killed his six day old daughter, you will probably say that this little girl deserved it. That she deserved that slow and painful death, and that she deserves the eternal torment in your "hell", for what I ask you? And the really pathetic thing is that your god would actually forgive him for that, a crime that should earn him castration and ridicule every day for the remainder of his life. And even after he dies, his corpse defiled in the most horrific manner possible. It's people like that that are abundant in this world, and deserve nothing other than what I stated above. A majority of of said people are now "born again", I can tell you this that they are using your god for nothing other than hopefully redeemable "fire insurance".
Friend, the truth is, every single one of us deserves such a fate. Not one of us is any better than that vile scum who raped that little baby. If you think that you are any better than him, then you are deeply deluded.

Do you imagine that you somehow deserve to go to Heaven because you're a "nice guy"? Your good works are nothing but filthy rags according to the Holy Bible. I urge you to read THIS sermon of mine. I hope it clears things up.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-12-2008, 03:08 AM

I know that little "fact" of the bible. I know that I am by far better that that person that dares to call himself a "man". I'm not certain of all the "good deeds" that I have done in my life. I know at heart I am a good person, at times a gravely misunderstood person. I know the way I dress can deceive many into thinking otherwise, but it is their fault that they let their labels get in the way of getting to know me. I've never hurt a being or animal in my life, and I never intend to.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-12-2008, 06:14 AM

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I know that little "fact" of the bible. I know that I am by far better that that person that dares to call himself a "man". I'm not certain of all the "good deeds" that I have done in my life. I know at heart I am a good person, at times a gravely misunderstood person. I know the way I dress can deceive many into thinking otherwise, but it is their fault that they let their labels get in the way of getting to know me. I've never hurt a being or animal in my life, and I never intend to.
So you've never eaten meat or worn leather in your life, huh?

You communists make me sick with your "holier-than-thou" hypocracy and your "PC" naziism.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-12-2008, 01:59 PM

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Friend, the truth is, every single one of us deserves such a fate. Not one of us is any better than that vile scum who raped that little baby. If you think that you are any better than him, then you are deeply deluded.

Do you imagine that you somehow deserve to go to Heaven because you're a "nice guy"? Your good works are nothing but filthy rags according to the Holy Bible. I urge you to read THIS sermon of mine. I hope it clears things up.
I can interpret your god only as evil if being a good person is not good enough.
For me the only known truth is: good is good, bad is bad.
Murder is irreversible and you end a life, thus bad.
Whenever I do good to other people, I can expect good in return.
If your god will send me to hell, if I did live a good life, in that case I will never believe in that god.

How arrogant, if not ignorant!!! of people to think, they know the truth about something as great as GOD!
I do believe there MAY be something more than I can see with my eyes, but I do not know this for facts!
So I will never tell you, this is, or this is not, as my life experience is of course, because I'm not you, my interpretation of truth is very different!

And saying a thing like the bible is the truth is ignorant as well, because it was written by humans, if you look it at my interpretation.
I do not believe god will personally speak to you, if you ever had such a experience, mind you to see a good doctor.

Jesus was a good man, and had a lot to tell, but as the bible is written by other people, it is heresy to see it different than a document!
Now I do understand Christians may interpret this as different, as they forsake their lives from certain privileges free people as me do get.

Anyway, the bible is way to old for these times, nowadays certain texts in the bible seem barbaric to me!
Now I know some things are metaphors, but than don't use the texts for your bidding.

I still have to conclude: Anyone, or anything, like the bible, telling me I will go to hell if I do such or such, is bad... not me!
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-13-2008, 03:04 AM

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So you've never eaten meat or worn leather in your life, huh?

You communists make me sick with your "holier-than-thou" hypocracy and your "PC" naziism.

Yes I have eaten steak, and worn leather, but how is that hurting the animal? I do not think that I am better than any man, but I do know that I am better than a lot of men out there. PC is the very last thing that I condone, I hate beating around the bush as the government oh so loves to do.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-13-2008, 09:05 AM

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I can interpret your god only as evil if being a good person is not good enough.
For me the only known truth is: good is good, bad is bad.
Murder is irreversible and you end a life, thus bad.
Whenever I do good to other people, I can expect good in return.
If your god will send me to hell, if I did live a good life, in that case I will never believe in that god.

How arrogant, if not ignorant!!! of people to think, they know the truth about something as great as GOD!
I do believe there MAY be something more than I can see with my eyes, but I do not know this for facts!
So I will never tell you, this is, or this is not, as my life experience is of course, because I'm not you, my interpretation of truth is very different!

And saying a thing like the bible is the truth is ignorant as well, because it was written by humans, if you look it at my interpretation.
I do not believe god will personally speak to you, if you ever had such a experience, mind you to see a good doctor.

Jesus was a good man, and had a lot to tell, but as the bible is written by other people, it is heresy to see it different than a document!
Now I do understand Christians may interpret this as different, as they forsake their lives from certain privileges free people as me do get.

Anyway, the bible is way to old for these times, nowadays certain texts in the bible seem barbaric to me!
Now I know some things are metaphors, but than don't use the texts for your bidding.

I still have to conclude: Anyone, or anything, like the bible, telling me I will go to hell if I do such or such, is bad... not me!
Your turn.
The Holy Bible was dictated by God Almighty. Take a look at THIS.

I'd like to know where you got your information about Jesus, whom you claim to be a "good man." How do you know he was a "good man?" How do you know he existed at all?

What makes you think that you can live your life as you see fit, with no consequences? Jesus had guidelines, pal. He wasn't some fuzzy-brained hippie. Take this scripture for example:

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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27


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Yes I have eaten steak, and worn leather, but how is that hurting the animal? I do not think that I am better than any man, but I do know that I am better than a lot of men out there. PC is the very last thing that I condone, I hate beating around the bush as the government oh so loves to do.
So then you have caused the death and suffering of countless animals.

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I've never hurt a being or animal in my life, and I never intend to.
And you're a filthy liar as well. God hates liars.

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[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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But what about those innocent little babies that were born not too long ago. I do know that your book says that all are born into sin, so according to you those innocent little babies will die and go to hell, if your little rapture does indeed happen. Wow your god is so damn loving.
I suppose you missed the story of the Flood, didn't you?

You see, God created humans. He wanted them to worship Him. They decided not to, and instead created false gods of their own. Only one man, Noah, and his family still worshipped God.

So, God decided to send a great flood over the earth, killing ALL the people except Noah and family. All the men, all the women, all the children, and even the little babies. All the animals, too. Most of the fish, who would be killed when their freshwater became too saline, or their salt water became too fresh.

You think a handful of little babies dying bothers God? He already knows where their souls are going, so what's the difference?
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You are all truly heart less bastards to actually say that something as pure and innocent as a infant deserves to die.
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And if your god, or your "savior" jesus existed, had any compassion, or power, they'd stop the hysteria and murder in the world.
So, you wish for God to remove free will?

All the "hysteria and murder in the world" is the direct result of people doing what they choose to do. The only way to end it is to make them unable to choose for themselves.

God doesn't force people to rape infants or murder their husbands. They CHOOSE to do it. FREE WILL.
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Yes I have eaten steak, and worn leather, but how is that hurting the animal?
Are you a Wiccan, by any chance?

You can't get a steak without KILLING a cow. You can't have leather without SKINNING a cow.

Did you think meat and leather grew on trees?


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-15-2008, 12:49 AM

Christianity.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-15-2008, 01:58 AM

How can Christianity be a false religion when it's the one True religion?


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-15-2008, 02:14 AM

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How can Christianity be a false religion when it's the one True religion?
Simply, because it's not the one true religion, neither are any of the other religions. Christianity is backed by nothing more than fairy tales. Atheism is backed by science and everything can be proved. What proof do you have that a god or an afterlife exist? None, other than the bullshit that society has been spoon feeding you, probably since birth.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-15-2008, 02:40 AM

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Simply, because it's not the one true religion, neither are any of the other religions.
Proof please. Don't come in here telling us your opinion and trying to pass it off as fact. We have provided you proof to back up what we're saying, now you provide some proof to back up your own statements.


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-15-2008, 02:53 AM

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Proof please. Don't come in here telling us your opinion and trying to pass it off as fact. We have provided you proof to back up what we're saying, now you provide some proof to back up your own statements.

Show me your proof and I guarantee I can counter with scientific evidence that you're full of shit.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-15-2008, 05:30 AM

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Show me your proof and I guarantee I can counter with scientific evidence that you're full of shit.
Don't you come in here spewing profanities! I'll ban you boy-o!

Now you made the claim, so YOU back it up. Show us where it says that in the Holy Bible, or shut up about it and accept Christ as your savior.


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-16-2008, 09:31 AM

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I suppose you missed the story of the Flood, didn't you?

You see, God created humans. He wanted them to worship Him. They decided not to, and instead created false gods of their own. Only one man, Noah, and his family still worshipped God.

So, God decided to send a great flood over the earth, killing ALL the people except Noah and family. All the men, all the women, all the children, and even the little babies. All the animals, too. Most of the fish, who would be killed when their freshwater became too saline, or their salt water became too fresh.

You think a handful of little babies dying bothers God? He already knows where their souls are going, so what's the difference?

See above.

So, you wish for God to remove free will?

All the "hysteria and murder in the world" is the direct result of people doing what they choose to do. The only way to end it is to make them unable to choose for themselves.

God doesn't force people to rape infants or murder their husbands. They CHOOSE to do it. FREE WILL.

Are you a Wiccan, by any chance?

You can't get a steak without KILLING a cow. You can't have leather without SKINNING a cow.

Did you think meat and leather grew on trees?


No for your information I did not miss the little children's tale of Noah's ark, it's impossible to miss the pastors are spouting it every week. How an old man and his three sons built a giant boat, and then gathered all the animals of the world two-by-two. And I am not insisting that free will betaken away, but I do insist that if your god was indeed real that he exercise some of his non-existent power. However you are wrong, I can get steak without killing a cow, and leather without skinning it. Because other than eating the meat, or wearing the clothing, I didn't touch the damn thing. I did not harm the animal the kind people at the butcher's did that little number for me, so my hands are clean.
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-16-2008, 09:34 AM

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I can get steak without killing a cow, and leather without skinning it. Because other than eating the meat, or wearing the clothing, I didn't touch the damn thing. I did not harm the animal the kind people at the butcher's did that little number for me, so my hands are clean.
Right. You didn't kill Jesus-- you only paid Judas for his death!

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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-16-2008, 09:44 AM

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Right. You didn't kill Jesus-- you only paid Judas for his death!

Pharisee.

And I'd gladly do it again, that is if those little stories in that book were true. I do find it interesting that you tell everyone else to give you proof of this and that, they reach out to dozens of strong concrete sources and give you that proof. Then you offer your proof from one simple, feeble little story book that has its origin from thousands of years ago. Unless you can find solid tangible proof, that isn't still in severe debate as to weather or not it's real, do the world a favor and rapture away already.(I'm sure you didn't understand what I said in that last sentence, to make it clear I did tell you to go kill yourselves.)
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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-22-2008, 06:07 AM

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You're on the fast track for being banned, abo. Watch your mouth or out you'll go along with the rest of your drunken aussie criminals.
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Now pastor Ezekiel don't you realize that no one can do as good a job insulting an Aministrator as you do every time you post you show how foolish you are. perhaps you should ban yourself since you do the most effective job insulting yourself!

It is hard to believe that anyone can spend so much time babbling like an idiot but religious prople like yourself seem to do it all the time.


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Default Re: False Religions Register - 08-22-2008, 06:18 AM

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Atheism is backed by science and everything can be proved.
OK. Prove that there is no God.

Seriously. Show us the peer-reviewed "science" which proves that God does not exist.
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However you are wrong, I can get steak without killing a cow, and leather without skinning it. Because other than eating the meat, or wearing the clothing, I didn't touch the damn thing. I did not harm the animal the kind people at the butcher's did that little number for me, so my hands are clean.
That is the most pathetic excuse for an answer I've ever heard. It wouldn't even stand up in court.

If you receive stolen merchandise, you still get to go to jail. Even if you didn't steal it yourself.

If you eat meat, you created the demand for the creature to be slaughtered. Therefore, you are guilty of its death as much as if you bludgeoned it to death with a mallet in the slaughterhouse yourself.

Your cowardly self-justification carries no weight here.


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Now pastor Ezekiel don't you realize that no one can do as good a job insulting an Aministrator as you do every time you post you show how foolish you are. perhaps you should ban yourself since you do the most effective job insulting yourself!

It is hard to believe that anyone can spend so much time babbling like an idiot but religious prople like yourself seem to do it all the time.

Please explain how the Good Pastor has been "insulting" himself when pointing out Godless drunken sinners.

I would personally ban you just for saying something soo stupid.


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