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01-12-2012, 08:15 PM
I've long suspected the practice of having Girl Scouts walk door-to-door, selling their wares, was nothing more than a training program designed to indoctrinate young girls into a life of prostitution. Is it any coincidence the Girl Scout uniform is eerily reminiscent of a Catholic school girl's uniform? I think not!
Anyway, the Girl Scouts are now a gender-bending organization, and I urge you to heed this young Girl Scout's call to arms:
Girl Scout Launches Cookie Boycott Over Transgendered Member
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A California-based teen is hoping to spearhead a national boycott of Girl Scout cookies after the organization's controversial decision to admit a 7-year-old transgender child to a Colorado troop this past fall.
The girl, which World News Daily has identified only as Taylor from Ventura County, Calif., appears in a YouTube video in which she claims her organization is using proceeds from sales of the popular cookies to "[promote] the desires of a small handful of people."
"Right now, Girl Scouts of the U.S.A...is not being honest with us girls, its troops, its leaders, its parents or the American public," Taylor, who claims to have been a Girl Scout for eight years, says in the clip. "Girl Scouts describes itself as an all-girl experience. With that label, families trust that the girls will be in an environment that is not only nurturing and sensitive to girls' needs, but also safe for girls."
She goes on to note, "I am asking you to take action with me and boycott Girl Scout Cookies." The video eventually concludes with a tagline for the Honest Girl Scouts site, which describes itself as a group "concerned with the alarming choices GSUSA has been making," and "advocating for a change back to simply building girls of good character."
Last fall's decision to admit Bobby Montoya after initially excluding her has already been met with considerable controversy. In December, three Louisiana-based leaders resigned and dissolved their troops in the wake of the incident, with one calling it "an almost dangerous situation" for children, according to The Baptist Press.
At the time, the Girl Scouts of Colorado released a statement through the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), noting, "If a child identifies as a girl and the child's family presents her as a girl, Girl Scouts of Colorado welcomes her as a Girl Scout."
After confessing to having difficulty switching from male to female pronouns when discussing her child, Montoya's mother Felisha Archuleta defended her daughter to ABC, saying, "I believe he was born in the wrong body...no one would know he's a boy unless they pulled his pants down."
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I must say, for a girl with slanty Chinese eyes, young Taylor has great clarity of vision!
The Bible clearly states that gender bending is wrong:
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Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
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Therefore, I intend to support this boycott. Tell us, friends, what do you plan to do when the Girl Scouts come knocking at your door?
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-12-2012, 10:01 PM
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Therefore, I intend to support this boycott. Tell us, friends, what do you plan to do when the Girl Scouts come knocking at your door?
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Well, dear Faith Machine, after I heard about this heart-warming initiative of Taylor, I immediately ordered a maid to buy multiple bibles to hand out to those Godless Heathens. Every True Christian Child would have quit the Scouts after they heard about that admission of that demon child, so all there's left must be atheist scum!
I'm sure that if I restrain the girls for a moment and force them to listen to at least two chapters, their eyes will be filled with love of Christ and they will gladly accept salvation.
If I'm particularly inspired by the Holy Ghost, I might even show them this tract, and explain them how selling cookies is basically Catholicism.
I still have trouble to walk though, so maybe I'll get my fathers help. He can hold her while I read.
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-12-2012, 10:25 PM
Thomas, that sounds like a fine plan! I'm sure a few hours locked in your prayer closet would do wonders for any Girl Scout's ability to listen to reason!
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-25-2012, 01:44 PM
I saw one walking down the street today. With a dog on a leash.
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She was petting it!
I immediately hobbled down the street with my new prosthetic leg and cane and I inquired why she was stroking the dog.
She told me she was taking the dog for a walk for an older lady in the neighborhood, and that she was stroking him since she liked dogs.
Of course, in an instant I had my KJV bible ready, to explain to her that petting a dog is equal to approaching it for bestiality, since they evidently liked it both, she should be stoned according to Leviticus 20:16.
She began crying, I suspect the Devil made her to try to get sympathy from me, and said that she would never do that with Rex.
I then got out the pictures in my front pocket, which I always carry to show non-believers to which utter perversion atheism leads, and I showed her the series of a dog being raped with a on-strap, then cut to pieces while a women clothed herself in his entrails. Then I asked her why she wouldn't admit she wished to do that to Rex, since she was obviously a she-male slut, otherwise she would have supported Taylor.
She then kicked me in the privates and ran away before I could finish my witnessing!
The Devil has those scouts firmly in his grasp, I'll tell you that!
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-25-2012, 08:38 PM
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Therefore, I intend to support this boycott. Tell us, friends, what do you plan to do when the Girl Scouts come knocking at your door?
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I think it only appropriate to demand that they prove themselves to be girls!
Fortunately, my neighborhood is gated. No soliciting!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-25-2012, 10:37 PM
Those on-straps are the worst! They exist for the sole purpose of enabling women to commit rape.
I'm printing up a few hundred of these flyers. The next time I see Girl Scouts pounding the pavement in my neighborhood, I'll be following right behind, giving a flyer to each home they visit.
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-25-2012, 11:18 PM
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Those on-straps are the worst! They exist for the sole purpose of enabling women to commit rape.
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I thought they were called "snap-ons"?
The sex-toy truck attracts hundreds at the
Folsom Street Fair in San Francrisco.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-30-2012, 04:49 PM
My God! Those scouts fund sex-eduction and child murder?
I don't think it's a coincidence they fund both. If what they say is true, and sex-eduction prevents unwanted pregnancies, you don't need to fund abortion.
If abortion is so acceptable and right for every woman, why would you need sin-eduction?
It's clear they want to seduce the young, impressionable girls to get pregnant all the time, by having sex with every boy they meet since it's "safe" and then use their unborn babies to test out a new strain of AIDS to make Christians gay!
Is nothing holy anymore?
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: Girl Scout Cookies are for Queers! -
01-30-2012, 06:37 PM
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I'm printing up a few hundred of these flyers. The next time I see Girl Scouts pounding the pavement in my neighborhood, I'll be following right behind, giving a flyer to each home they visit.
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Oh my, I had no idea how depraved the Girl Scouts had become! Back in my day, they were all about pure wholesome values. Some of my fondlest memories are from the times spent camping deep in the woods with my Girl Scout troop.
Next time one of those harlots come to my house to sell me cookies will be the last time, I can assure you that. I don't have the strength in my arms to slap children the way I used to, but my lungs are still filled with the Power of the Lord PRAISE JESUS SHOUT GLORY!!!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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