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WARNING: Artificial Hymen Allows Gypsies and Whores to Trick Good Christian Grooms! -
02-03-2012, 05:33 AM
Other than several decades of cooking, cleaning, and birthing sons, there is no more precious gift a bride can give her groom than her maidenhead. Therefore, I'm sure you will share my sense of alarm when you learn of the following product, which enables unscrupulous women to commit hymenal fraud on their wedding night.
WARNING: It's best to click the following link on an empty stomach, as it leads to very graphic content!
ArtificialHymens.com
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I could see this product potentially having some valid use to a good Christian girl who's become a born-again virgin and whose tokens of chastity have not yet regenerated, but that doesn't change the fact that the vast majority of women who use these things will be sexually immoral liars. God hates sexually immoral liars!
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Revelation 21:8
8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: WARNING: Artificial Hymen Allows Gypsies and Whores to Trick Good Christian Grooms! -
02-03-2012, 05:39 AM
The polacks just use Saran Wrap©. Or so I've heard.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WARNING: Artificial Hymen Allows Gypsies and Whores to Trick Good Christian Grooms! -
02-03-2012, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by that whore-enabling site
When you begin sexual intercourse and your lover penetrates you, the artificial hymen will begin to ooze out a red liquid that looks like blood, not too much, but just the right amount. This will simulate the defloration of a virgin and stain the bed sheets with a few drops of simulated blood.
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The labs at the Landover Creation Medical Center will be able to tell whether the "tokens of virginity" are red food coloring or the real thing.
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Re: WARNING: Artificial Hymen Allows Gypsies and Whores to Trick Good Christian Grooms! -
02-03-2012, 09:25 PM
Just reading that quote from that site made me queasy all over again. I suppose token blood isn't as disgusting as menstrual blood, but it's still pretty disturbing.
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