[SisterNeedsASaviour]

I keep seeing the same Jesus Custom Bible Verse every time I log on and it just seems to me a sign that I am meant to heed it. Like srsly...every time I log on it awaits me:

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. (Luke 14:26)
Do you hate your family enough to abandon them to follow CHRIST only?


I do love Jesus and he is my Saviour but you know...with the hubby in gaol for the next 7 years (Oh I still need help on that whole transsexual cell mate issue to btw) and 7 illegitimate kids under 16 I feel so trapped by the petty concerns of the secular world.

How do I find the strength to abandon my babbies ...in Jesus name?

NB:
Look honestly I never was that fond of the hubby anyway. He's a lazy bugger and drinks like a fish. But the kids were cute........... when they were little.

And they still come in handy for shoplifting excursions...I mean shopping expeditions. (Don't worry I only deploy them at companies owned by Jews)

I am a sadly troubled soul here and seek Guidance from wiser and less sinful heads than my own.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by SisterNeedsASaviour

with the hubby in gaol for the next 7 years (Oh I still need help on that whole transsexual cell mate issue to btw) and 7 illegitimate kids under 16 I feel so trapped by the petty concerns of the secular world.

If he's your husband, then I assume the children are not his?

Look honestly I never was that fond of the hubby anyway. He's a lazy bugger and drinks like a fish. But the kids were cute........... when they were little.

Does this mean they ARE his? In that case, if you're married, they're not bastards.

And they still come in handy for shoplifting excursions...I mean shopping expeditions. (Don't worry I only deploy them at companies owned by Jews)

Where does the Bible say it's OK to steal?

[SisterNeedsASaviour]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

If he's your husband, then I assume the children are not his?


Does this mean they ARE his? In that case, if you're married, they're not bastards.


Where does the Bible say it's OK to steal?

Well common law hubby...not church married...or registry office married even just you know...I met a bloke at a drag race, went home with him, got "into trouble" and ....

I was a sinner OK? I am trying to walk with the Lord now..in His ways and at His behests.

And my kids might be little gobshytes but I do object to a total stranger calling them bastards when they've never so much as kicked a football through your double glazing...

...oh I see what you mean...in the biblical sense of the word...Oopse...my bad. Yes I suppose they all are.

Esp the black one. Not sure quite how that came about even.

I am trying to redeem myself here and I need some helpful bible verses to guide me. (So you know if anywhere in the bible it does happen to say the shoplifting from Jews thing is OK by Jesus then I would also appreciate links to that)...

But the main issue is the kiddehs and what to do with them as I walk into the light. Because I know from previous occasions that the Social take a very dim view of just leaving them in the flat with no electric and a dripping tap.