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A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-21-2014, 08:13 PM
A RIDDLE FOR SMART PEOPLE
Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out!
Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word?
1. The word has seven letters....
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it....
7. If you eat it, you will eventually die.
What is it?
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-21-2014, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by BaptistBethany
A RIDDLE FOR SMART PEOPLE
Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out!
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That's because people at Stanford University are liberal sodomites who care not for the Truth, but only for their next anal conquest. I can't believe they've created an entire university for the sole purpose of meeting gay partners, but I guess truth is stranger than fiction. They certainly need our prayers.
And yes, I figured out the riddle because I know and Love my Lord Jesus Christ. Nothing can keep me from Him. Nothing can distract me from obedience to Him. Nothing can convince me my beliefs are wrong! I love Him! I owe Him my very Life! I would gladly sacrifice my child's life if He but asked! He means more to me than Anything!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-21-2014, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
That's because people at Stanford University are liberal sodomites who care not for the Truth, but only for their next anal conquest. I can't believe they've created an entire university for the sole purpose of meeting gay partners, but I guess truth is stranger than fiction. They certainly need our prayers.
And yes, I figured out the riddle because I know and Love my Lord Jesus Christ. Nothing can keep me from Him. Nothing can distract me from obedience to Him. Nothing can convince me my beliefs are wrong! I love Him! I owe Him my very Life! I would gladly sacrifice my child's life if He but asked! He means more to me than Anything!
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Dear Mary, Great that you figured it out! Someone e-mailed it to me, but I couldn't get it. After I saw the answer I felt so stupid.
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-21-2014, 09:22 PM
I offer nothing other than the same answer as Sister Mary.
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 01:17 AM
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I offer nothing other than the same answer as Sister Mary.
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Good for you, Mother of Seven!!!
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 06:24 AM
Ah, I have heard this one quite a while ago. Though it was from an atheist maniac so they said silly things in the riddle like "if you eat it you'll die" which is silly because I know God will protect me against anything!
I DO SO LOVE JESUS!!!
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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 07:23 AM
Is anything more enigmatic than the Jewish obsession with sevens? The more they try to obligate God the more He rejects them. And as they enter their 7th millennium of dumped to be sure many are accepting The Truth at last and I count them my friends. What could be simpler than that?
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 07:31 AM
It must have been quite a problem, finding all the graduates of Stanford University. I guess they just went through the McDonalds database of employee résumés?
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 07:39 AM
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 09:14 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..er ..is that the answer to the riddle..?
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 09:36 AM
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Yea, Sister! Your heart knows the answer.
It is written:
Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge; and the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge.
Proverbs 2:3-5
Yea, if thou criest after knowledge, [and] liftest up thy voice for understanding; If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest for her as [for] hid treasures; Then shalt thou understand the fear of the LORD, and find the knowledge of God.
You have the prudent and pure heart of a True Christian™. Verily, becoming one with our LORD.
PRAISE !
Yours,
Elmer
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Re: A Riddle - Just for Fun -
05-22-2014, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BaptistBethany
1. The word has seven letters....
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it....
7. If you eat it, you will eventually die.
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The answer is NOTHING.
Nothing has seven letters
Nothing preceded God
Nothing is greater than God
Nothing is more evil than the devil
All poor people have nothing
The wealthy people need nothing
If you eat nothing, you will die
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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