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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
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Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 11:48 AM
It doesn't matter if your a christian or atheist, you will still die the same horrible, agonizing death as your mind is destroyed once my master awakens.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Servant of Cthulhu
It doesn't matter if your a christian or atheist, you will still die the same horrible, agonizing death as your mind is destroyed once my master awakens.
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Freddie Mercury ain't waking up, sugar.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 12:24 PM
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Freddie Mercury ain't waking up, sugar.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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It looks like you went insane long before Cthulhu started his rebirth.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Servant of Cthulhu
It looks like you went insane long before Cthulhu started his rebirth.
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Insane? You're the one who believes in a god that some dead guy made up, that there's not a shred of evidence for, and that is "rebirthed"- whatever that means.
Friend, put down the doobie and give your heart to Jesus.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 12:46 PM
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 12:54 PM
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Are you mocking God? You'll keep a respectful tongue in your head or you'll be banned before you can say "Please Jesus don't send me to Hell!"
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 01:05 PM
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Are you mocking God? You'll keep a respectful tongue in your head or you'll be banned before you can say "Please Jesus don't send me to Hell!"
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You're right. Please forgive me, Raptor Jesus.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Servant of Cthulhu
It looks like you went insane long before Cthulhu started his rebirth.
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I'm crazy for Jesus!
You're just a sci-fi homo.
(Revelation 21:8) "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
<---you
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-17-2011, 06:27 PM
well, i just don't get it. why would anybody even want to be a atheist anyhow? God lights up my life!
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2011, 02:04 AM
Friends, H.P. Lovecraft was a faggot who lived with his mother, his horror stories are full of tentacles and thus are a popular masturbatory aid for goths and other deviant homosexuals.
Forewarned is forearmed; do NOT let any of these people into your home or associate with them in any way! That's why we have this internet forum, to show you the horror of the secular world first hand in a safe, protected environment.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2011, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Cursed
Friends, H.P. Lovecraft was a faggot who lived with his mother, his horror stories are full of tentacles and thus are a popular masturbatory aid for goths and other deviant homosexuals.
Forewarned is forearmed; do NOT let any of these people into your home or associate with them in any way! That's why we have this internet forum, to show you the horror of the secular world first hand in a safe, protected environment.
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True so true.
But what should we do when we see one of them on the street.
Just ignore them or call them names.
By the way can the banner in my name change to true christian.
I have changed my live and i wil devote it to God and Jezus.
You guys have really done a number on me.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2011, 02:33 PM
How dare you
By the way can the banner in my name change to true christian.
I have changed my live and i wil devote it to God and Jezus.
You guys have really done a number on me.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2011, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartaros
How dare you
By the way can the banner in my name change to true christian.
I have changed my live and i wil devote it to God and Jezus.
You guys have really done a number on me.
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Be careful what you ask for, friend, or you will surely get it.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-18-2011, 04:57 PM
I feel that anyone who does not fully follow God's word deserves nothing less than death, but these liberal hippies say that everyone should have their choice of religion, and make it a crime to burn the faithless.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-19-2011, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Saved_by_His_grace
I feel that anyone who does not fully follow God's word deserves nothing less than death, but these liberal hippies say that everyone should have their choice of religion, and make it a crime to burn the faithless.
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You're timid, god is not fond of the timid. Death only will not suffice to rid this world of heresy. We must make examples of them: hang them, burn them, stone them, toss them into gladiatorial pits--turn them into an economic enterprise. After all, God is a free market entrepreneur.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-22-2011, 06:46 PM
i like how christianty is so fatigue, you have to lie, and threating people into your believes
i'm not telling anyone what to believe or how to live your lives but if you have to
threating people into seeing it your way, your either scaming people or just straight up lying... i think it's disgusting that fat priest, making tons of money on fake letter, with fake promises on avoiding hell... if you seriously think that buying a letter from a guy can cleanse your soul.. god is just greedy!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-22-2011, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Turkishround
i like how christianty is so fatigue, you have to lie, and threating people into your believes
i'm not telling anyone what to believe or how to live your lives but if you have to
threating people into seeing it your way, your either scaming people or just straight up lying... i think it's disgusting that fat priest, making tons of money on fake letter, with fake promises on avoiding hell... if you seriously think that buying a letter from a guy can cleanse your soul.. god is just greedy!
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Dear unsaved trash,
Please introduce yourself here and tell us why you hate Jesus even though he died for your sins.
Christianity, not being anthropomorphic, cannot be fatigued, Christians don't lie and threaten, and priests are Catholic- we're Baptists.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-26-2011, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Cursed
That's why we have this internet forum, to show you the horror of the secular world first hand in a safe, protected environment.
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That was pretty funny. I love how you think that the real world is something to be afraid of when you seem so reassured in your strange beliefs. Also, the internet; a "safe and protected environment"?! You are really stupid. The internet isn't safe at all, you prick.
Lovecraft is awesome, too. If you haven't ever read any of his stories, than you sure are missing out. Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
To clarify, I'm not an "atheist" fully. Just an agnostic who lives without the fear of a god hovering above me.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-27-2011, 12:32 AM
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That was pretty funny. I love how you think that the real world is something to be afraid of when you seem so reassured in your strange beliefs. Also, the internet; a "safe and protected environment"?! You are really stupid. The internet isn't safe at all, you prick.
Lovecraft is awesome, too. If you haven't ever read any of his stories, than you sure are missing out. Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
To clarify, I'm not an "atheist" fully. Just an agnostic who lives without the fear of a god hovering above me.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
06-27-2011, 03:06 AM
Gonna have to pass on both offers, Pastor Ezekiel. Just asking, who am I appearing to be an ass towards? I might have said a few naughty sentences, but you guys have a whole site of hypocrisy and intolerance.
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