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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-13-2007, 03:34 AM
It must suck to be Asian. They have got to be one of the ugliest people on the planet!!
The only thing they have going for them is tofu. Well, that speaks for itself.
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09-13-2007, 11:18 PM
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ready and waiting ladies...no need for be shy
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Lol!!!
Next time use photoshop.
You've clearly used MS paint to snip your head off the original pic and paste it onto the speedo model.
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09-13-2007, 11:42 PM
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Baaaa haaaa haaa haaaaa! Everyone knows that gooks have no body hair! Good job Shitoshi! I bet that is the Hoffmiester you pasted your chinky little face over.
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Just further proof that God hates chinks! Your physical "shorts" is not a mistaken slight on Gods part. What do you people have against Va tech anyway?
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09-13-2007, 11:51 PM
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It must suck to be Asian. They have got to be one of the ugliest people on the planet!!
The only thing they have going for them is tofu. Well, that speaks for itself.
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Not all Asians look ugly though:
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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09-14-2007, 12:04 AM
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Not all Asians look ugly though:
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Lusting after unsaved Asian scum will only find you in hell getting anally raped by General Tso.
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09-14-2007, 02:15 AM
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Not all Asians look ugly though:
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Depends on your point of view. That's a guy. See the Adam's apple?
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09-14-2007, 02:17 AM
I know it's a guy, the picture is of a famous Japanese rock star.
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09-14-2007, 02:19 AM
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I know it's a guy, the picture is of a famous Japanese rock star.
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the entire phrase "famous Japanese rock star" is just wrong. "Famous Japanese seppuku leader" is MUCH better!
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09-14-2007, 03:21 AM
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I know it's a guy, the picture is of a famous Japanese rock star.
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*swoons* It's Gackt. I mean you cannot call this guy ugly. It's impossible. More proof that you Landoverites are totally cuckoo in the head. *shakes head*
And for Pete's sake, whoever said Asians don't have body hair has never met my uncle. Ugh.
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09-14-2007, 03:41 AM
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*swoons* It's Gackt. I mean you cannot call this guy ugly. It's impossible. More proof that you Landoverites are totally cuckoo in the head. *shakes head*
And for Pete's sake, whoever said Asians don't have body hair has never met my uncle. Ugh.
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Are you serious? I thought it was a woman at first till godly pastor Al pointed that out. The dude is UGLY!!
And my point remains.
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09-14-2007, 03:52 AM
Also I like a manly man, not someone that I can not tell the gender of!
Gross!
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09-14-2007, 04:07 AM
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Are you serious? I thought it was a woman at first till godly pastor Al pointed that out. The dude is UGLY!!
And my point remains.
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I-... A-... B-... *stammers*
O_o How... can you think this guy is ugly? He's like.... one of the pillars of male sexiness... X.x And he's like number 4 on my hottest guys list... I don't get how you think he's ugly... It's just... Not logical! (my opinion, but if you said that at my school, you'd most likely be killed by rabid fangirls)
What kind of guys do you like? Lumberjacks? *shudders* Ew... I mean muscle men are great, but sometimes a guy can be too manly.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-14-2007, 04:38 AM
I'm going to have to *shudder* agree with Seeker on this one, I fear. Manly beauty is one thing but that guy seriously looks like a woman. Me, I prefer a guy with manly beauty who is still a manly man, not what looks to be a woman with an Adam's apple.
Pillars of male sexiness? Sorry, but no.....maybe in the transsexual community.
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09-14-2007, 04:41 AM
All chink men look like girls. I thought everyone knew that.
Plus there is no such thing as a blonde slant. Jesus doesn't make 'em that way.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-14-2007, 08:39 AM
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*swoons* It's Gackt. I mean you cannot call this guy ugly. It's impossible. More proof that you Landoverites are totally cuckoo in the head. *shakes head*
And for Pete's sake, whoever said Asians don't have body hair has never met my uncle. Ugh.
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Your uncle is likely a tree Korean or a snow monkey. Real guys do NOT look like that fag.
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09-14-2007, 01:16 PM
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All chink men look like girls. I thought everyone knew that.
Plus there is no such thing as a blonde slant. Jesus doesn't make 'em that way.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-14-2007, 02:00 PM
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*swoons* It's Gackt. I mean you cannot call this guy ugly. It's impossible. More proof that you Landoverites are totally cuckoo in the head. *shakes head*
And for Pete's sake, whoever said Asians don't have body hair has never met my uncle. Ugh.
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He IS UGLY and his name matches what I did when I saw him. I gagged.
When my kitty pukes up hair balls she makes Gackt sounds.
There is no such thing as a good looking gook. Male or female. Dummies.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-14-2007, 02:36 PM
Harakiri.. Are you serious??
I too thought that was a woman until I saw the adam's apple..
Nothing about "him" looks masculine. Really, is that your idea of how a man is to look?
You sick lesbian.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-14-2007, 02:38 PM
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There is no such thing as a good looking gook. Male or female. Dummies.
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you hurt my feeling thumper honey
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-14-2007, 02:41 PM
where is image I am attach in post I am just making? man, Landover is have much technical problem and bring great shame for America. this is not happen if was Japanese site.
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