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Funny pictures about mohammed! -
09-15-2010, 12:11 AM
I cant stop laughing about this guy. I mean i believe mohammed and the pope they would be great friends. They both like to molest childs and so on
Take a look at this
You think it didnt get worser with denmark? Look at their new LEGO Mohammed figure.
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09-15-2010, 01:04 AM
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I cant stop laughing about this guy. I mean i believe mohammed and the pope they would be great friends. They both like to molest childs and so on
Take a look at this
You think it didnt get worser with denmark? Look at their new LEGO Mohammed figure.
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The flies are a great touch! Ew.
Shame that second picture doesn't work.
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09-15-2010, 01:20 AM
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Shame that second picture doesn't work.
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Is this it?
Those dirty disgusting mudslimes really make me mad.
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09-15-2010, 01:31 AM
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Is this it?
Those dirty disgusting mudslimes really make me mad.
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Is that really the mooslims wife, she is not wearing her burqa and has fair colored hair & freckles.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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09-15-2010, 02:17 AM
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Is that really the mooslims wife, she is not wearing her burqa and has fair colored hair & freckles.
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Lisa, that guy had no morals or religion. He was just a bastard. He raped mostly everything crosses his way. That blonde child maybe was on his way to the kindergarten when mohammed found her.
It would not suprise me if the Denmarks sympathize with mohammed.
The Vikings were barbarians as well as mohammed...
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09-15-2010, 02:45 AM
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Lisa, that guy had no morals or religion. He was just a bastard. He raped mostly everything crosses his way. That blonde child maybe was on his way to the kindergarten when mohammed found her.
It would not suprise me if the Denmarks sympathize with mohammed.
The Vikings were barbarians as well as mohammed...
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Too right. It amazes me that millions of people worship a pedophile sand-dwelling arab instead of running into the white welcoming arms of Jesus Christ.
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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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09-15-2010, 05:39 AM
I find the pictures rather questionable because they are X-rated and show graphic nudity. However, it spits on the face of Islam, so I guess it kinda evens out.
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
09-15-2010, 05:48 AM
I find it laughable that muslims get in a snit whenever someone creates an image of Mohammed; after all, no one knows what he really looked like, so where's the harm? Perhaps they are jealous of we Christians, as JESUS has made His likeness known to us for many, many years ... in paintings, burnt toast, even the occasional water-stain. Glory! We have a very definite idea regarding what He looked like, and continues to look like.
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09-15-2010, 05:55 AM
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I find it laughable that muslims get in a snit whenever someone creates an image of Mohammed; after all, no one knows what he really looked like, so where's the harm? Perhaps they are jealous of we Christians, as JESUS has made His likeness known to us for many, many years ... in paintings, burnt toast, even the occasional water-stain. Glory! We have a very definite idea regarding what He looked like, and continues to look like.
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Especially considering in the Middle Ages, Muslims themselves made many images of MooHamHead, without any snitting whatsoever.
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09-15-2010, 10:30 AM
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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09-15-2010, 02:47 PM
Mudhammer, prophet of peace.
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
09-15-2010, 04:14 PM
Of course, no Mohammed thread is complete without the images produced by Danish imams:
Mohammed as a pig
The Arabic caption for this one reads "How Muslims pray"
This one pretty much speaks for itself.
If any of our Islamic readers find this thread offensive, I'd appreciate it if they could complete the following survey:
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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03-11-2011, 11:09 PM
This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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03-11-2011, 11:25 PM
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This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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03-11-2011, 11:37 PM
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I'd like to know this to Brother James. Sounds like a cherry picking John 3:16 to me
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
03-12-2011, 05:02 AM
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This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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Jesus hates Moohammad (piss be upon him), and He hates those who worship all false gods. Better watch your mouth, fool.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Funny pictures about mohammed! -
03-12-2011, 09:33 AM
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This is a horrible thing to do and while Jesus will forgive you if you repent, that doesn't excuse deliberately insulting a whole people. Even if you don't agree with someone's views, at least have enough Christian love to leave them alone. They never did anything to you.
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The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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