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Default Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 01:25 PM

"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." -Romans 1:22

Evolution makes no sense at all. I just don't see how any intelligent person could believe such nonsense. I mean, have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra? No! Other than the most basic skills (which a dog can also be taught), an ape does not have the capacity to learn anywhere near the human level. Apes are dumb! You can say a dog is smart (and it might be), but it can't logic like a human being can.

Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? They don't exist. This is what is known as the "missing link" by evolutionists. Notice that I didn't call them "scientists" because there is NOTHING scientific about evolution. Science by it's very definition means "the study of." To "study" something, it must be observable. Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab. Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE! Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence. This is commonly known as the "gap theory." Regardless, the fact that dinosaurs once inhabited this earth adds no credibility to the THEORY of evolution.

Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life. There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution. But you say, "what about 'theistic evolution' where God created everything and then allowed it to evolve? I'm glad you asked. There is no such teaching found in the Bible. Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. "IF" there was a pre-Adamic creation, it was destroyed according to Genesis 1:2. I won't be dogmatic as to whether or not there was a pre-Adamic time period, but the Bible is certainly dogmatic that all life on this earth today was created within the six days of creation. The Bible is very accurate in it's chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament. The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago! There was no evolutionary process! There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory).

The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory. The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy. East Asian people (such as China) have very unique facial features which are more pronounced. Evolutionists have not discovered a Neanderthal man! You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough. Many people want to believe evolution because it relives them of the horrifying possibility that there might actually be a holy God watching how we live. Whether you believe there is a God or not, the thought of both possibilities is very freighting. I believe in God.

Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve? Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters. Do a web search under "spider goats" if you want to be freaked out. Then read up on "Frankenfoods." Agricultural scientists have created potatoes that produce their own internal pesticides from silk moth DNA genetically placed into the potatoes. The moths die when they eat the potatoes...yummy. Do you know what you're eating? The same is true of genetically altered corn.

There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart. At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor. I thank God that I trusted Jesus. I had faith in God as a teenager back then and I still have faith in God as an adult today. I thank God I was saved at an early age before the pride of life blinded me. You see, as adults we tend to become proud and stubborn, Satan blinds our minds with worldly thinking (2nd Corinthians 4:4). It is people's sinful pride and love for sin that hinders them from being saved (John 3:20). More people will probably burn in hell because of stubborn pride than anything else.

I am older and wiser today. I think for myself. I think the Federal Reserve needs to be abolished. I think property taxes are wrong and unconstitutional. I think America should control it's own national parks and not the United Nations. I think we should fight for our First Amendment rights which we're quickly losing. I think for myself. I just don't see any credibility to the THEORY of evolution. Give me some proof and I'll believe it.

On the contrary, thousands upon thousands of scrolls of the Bible have been discovered throughout the holy land. They all agree with each other. The Bible and history accurately coincide. How could one book written by 40 men over a 1,500 year time period be so accurate. Most of those men didn't know each other. The Bible is a perfectly interlocking prophetic puzzle, a masterpiece of literature. Further, the Bible is the ONLY book on the face of this earth which addresses the sinfulness of mankind and our need for a Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ. It's been said that man wouldn't write the Bible if he could, and couldn't if he would. There is no book which even compares. The Qur'an contains NO prophecy. The Qur'an is obviously biased against True Christians. The Word of God is not biased against anyone.

Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible. To claim to believe in God and evolution is tragic. How can you profess faith in God, but not His divine Word? If you claim to believe in God but not the Bible, then I seriously question the identity of your god. The New Age movement has their own god, but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. The Islamic Muslims claim to believe in Allah (god), but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. You see my friend, you have to have faith in the true and living God. Having faith in God is only good if it's faith in the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive your sins. James 2:19 tells us that the devils believe in God. Big deal, many unsaved people believe in God! Have you ever realized that you were a sinner, bound for an eternal hell without Christ? Did you call upon the name of Jesus to forgive those sins and save your soul from hell? If not, please do so now and don't wait another minute. Don't risk spending an eternity in the lake of fire. You've got nothing to lose, salvation is a free gift from God...paid for by the precious blood of Jesus.

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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 06:05 PM

How about god allows his creatures to adapt to their suroundings so they dont die so were not depenedent on him .
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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 06:07 PM

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How about god allows his creatures to adapt to their suroundings so they dont die so were not depenedent on him .
Why would He wish to do that? Do you have any idea how jealous He is?


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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 06:24 PM

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"Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." -Romans 1:22

Evolution makes no sense at all. (Only to idiot creationists who can't wrap their heads around the idea.) I just don't see how any intelligent person could believe such nonsense. I mean, have you ever seen an ape that could be taught to do algebra? No! Other than the most basic skills (which a dog can also be taught), an ape does not have the capacity to learn anywhere near the human level. (Apes do not have a human brain, and aren't capable of human higher level thinking...... Come to think of it, neither are you.) Apes are dumb! (Like you.) You can say a dog is smart (and it might be), but it can't logic like a human being can.

Furthermore, if we evolved from a lower species, then why is it that the apes didn't evolve in the evolutionary process? (You're first mistake. We did not evolve from any ape we see around today. We share a common ancestor. If you bothered to do some research about the subject of evolution, you'd know this.) Come on folks, you don't need a PHD (post hole digger) to figure this out. Where are all those half man/half ape fossils which should be abundant in the earth's soil layers? (They exist in Africa. Archeologists cannot get the funding, nor the time to go search for them, because of the American government shuffling money into the military and into their own pockets. Also, a fossil can only form under certain conditions, making them a bit more scarce then you may believe.) They don't exist. (They do exist, as we hace some of them already.) This is what is known as the "missing link" by evolutionists. Notice that I didn't call them "scientists" because there is NOTHING scientific about evolution. (Actually, there is, because the theory of evolution has to go through the scientific process, and is debated by scientists.) Science by it's very definition means "the study of." To "study" something, it must be observable. Not only is evolution not observable, it is not testable or repeatable in a lab. (But we have observed evolution. Scientists have found witnessed evolution happen. Here's the article.) Do you realize that evolutionists CANNOT display even ONE single proof of evolution...NOT ONE! (Well, actually, more then one. Here's a list of transitional spieces. This list shows the spiecies that transition from one form to another, as stated in the evolutionary theory.) Dinosaur fossils don't prove anything except that they existed. Whether dinosaurs existed in Biblical times or during a pre-Adamic period is debatable amongst theologians. (Dating proves them atleast 65 million years old, or older.) Many preachers believe that Lucifer operated a kingdom upon the earth prior to Genesis 1:2. The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence. (The bible also says man lived over 500 or more years. It also has unicorns and fire breathing dragons, common in Fantasy genres. Not exactly the most credible source.) This is commonly known as the "gap theory." Regardless, the fact that dinosaurs once inhabited this earth adds no credibility to the THEORY of evolution. (No, but the fact that there is now proof that some dinosaurs evolved into birds back up the theory.)

Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life. (No, it's for intelligent people, who'd rather know the truth about their origins. Does it really make sence that humans are made of clay? Therefore if we took a bath, or went out in the rain, we'd disintigrate. [Irony is, this is the kind of logic used by creationists to bring down the credibility of evolution]) There is NO WAY you can believe the Bible and evolution. (Because the bible is wrong.) But you say, "what about 'theistic evolution' where God created everything and then allowed it to evolve? I'm glad you asked. There is no such teaching found in the Bible. (The bible also doesn't talk about atoms, yet you troo chris-chins praise the nuclear bomb.) Genesis chapter one is very clear that God created this earth as we know it today in 6 days. "IF" there was a pre-Adamic creation, it was destroyed according to Genesis 1:2. I won't be dogmatic as to whether or not there was a pre-Adamic time period, but the Bible is certainly dogmatic that all life on this earth today was created within the six days of creation. (Hahahahaha!!!! It does say that, and it's wrong.) The Bible is very accurate in it's chronology. The Bible dates itself from creation up until the end of the Old Testament. The Bible dates creation at approximately 4,000 B.C. This means that all life on earth today was created about 6,000 years ago! (Wrong again, as we're able to date things back millions of years.) There was no evolutionary process! (Yes there was, and is, you just can't let go of your beliefs of a "god" creating everthing.) There is nothing to prove the THEORY of evolution (and that's all evolution really is...a bogus theory.) (A theory that is currently being tested, and proving to be right.)

The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory. The "missing link" is the Neanderthal man (the ape man). (Neanderthal is not the missing link, if he was, we found him. Neanderthal is a second race of humans, that took root in the Neander valley in Germany, and spread out through Europe. They are the reason for the first societies, and maybe art.) There is simply NO evidence of such theories. The few skeletal remains which have been dug up and claimed to be prehistoric could easily be the fossil remains of modern men. (If "modern man" also had ape like features. These are our ancestors, and trace the evolution of modern man through the millions of years.) Bone structure also varies from one ethnic background to another. It is very possible to dig up a skeleton with more rounded bones (which is more common in African anatomy). This is NO evidence of evolution, but of variances in human anatomy. (What's the evidence for a global flood? Or of a "god?" There is NO evidence.) East Asian people (such as China) have very unique facial features which are more pronounced. Evolutionists have not discovered a Neanderthal man! (Yes they have, it's nice to know you remember something from science class. But what is your point?) You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough. (God is real, god is real, god is real, god is real..... sorry, not happening.) Many people want to believe evolution because it relives them of the horrifying possibility that there might actually be a holy God watching how we live. (Except there is no god, and it was the first human societies who hid in caves. They looked up at the sky, and saw lightening, and couldn't explain it. So they called it "god." Well, not the same words, they used their word, whatever it may be.) Whether you believe there is a God or not, the thought of both possibilities is very freighting. (WTF is that word? "freighting?) I believe in God. (Good for you, I believe there is no god.)

Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve? (Again, you're confused. We share a common ancestor, we didn't evolve from the common cold.) Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. (Except they can't, because their genetic structures are too different.) A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters. (Monsters?) Do a web search under "spider goats" if you want to be freaked out. (They made it able for goats to make spider's silk through their milk glands, in order to get more of it without needing the spider.) Then read up on "Frankenfoods." Agricultural scientists have created potatoes that produce their own internal pesticides from silk moth DNA genetically placed into the potatoes. The moths die when they eat the potatoes...yummy. Do you know what you're eating? The same is true of genetically altered corn. (All of this is done in order to help create larger yields of crops, because farmers need the money, because the government is syphoning all the money into the military and their own pockets.)

There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart. (Wonderful, can you prove this though? If we cut open you're heart, will we find god?) At age 12, I was receptive to the Holy Spirit's conviction in my heart that I needed to get saved. I willingly accepted Christ as my personal Saviour. I hadn't had my faith shaken yet by some godless teacher or professor. I thank God that I trusted Jesus. I had faith in God as a teenager back then and I still have faith in God as an adult today. I thank God I was saved at an early age before the pride of life blinded me. You see, as adults we tend to become proud and stubborn, Satan blinds our minds with worldly thinking (2nd Corinthians 4:4). It is people's sinful pride and love for sin that hinders them from being saved (John 3:20). More people will probably burn in hell because of stubborn pride than anything else. (Hell doesn't exist though, human body's rot in the earth, and become food for worms.)

I am older and wiser today. (Not really wiser, you're still too stupid to handle a scientific theory.) I think for myself. I think the Federal Reserve needs to be abolished. I think property taxes are wrong and unconstitutional. I think America should control it's own national parks and not the United Nations. (But if America did, they'd be bought out by companies and turned into some factory. Or worse, become so poluted that nothing will grow on that land.) I think we should fight for our First Amendment rights which we're quickly losing. (And what about our First Amendment rights?) I think for myself. (No, you do not think. Which is you're problem. You allow an invisable friend to tell you what do do.) I just don't see any credibility to the THEORY of evolution. Give me some proof and I'll believe it. (Do you wish to see transitional spieces? What about Finches that have evolved a new beak? Or fossils showing dinosaurs with similar bone structures as birds?)

On the contrary, thousands upon thousands of scrolls of the Bible have been discovered throughout the holy land. They all agree with each other. (What about those that say Jesus was a man and not the son of god?) The Bible and history accurately coincide. (We're still not sure when EXACTLY the flood was, if there was one at all. Or when Sodom was "destroyed.") How could one book written by 40 men over a 1,500 year time period be so accurate. (It's not.) Most of those men didn't know each other. The Bible is a perfectly interlocking prophetic puzzle, a masterpiece of literature. (Literary fiction, yes.) Further, the Bible is the ONLY book on the face of this earth which addresses the sinfulness of mankind and our need for a Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ. (What about the Torah? The Qur'an? The other religions that have a savior. Christianity isn't all that original, as you may believe. Why does Satan wield Poseidon's trident?) It's been said that man wouldn't write the Bible if he could, and couldn't if he would. (Cept some men did, probably out of the idea that they could make a church and exploit people for money and power.) There is no book which even compares. The Qur'an contains NO prophecy. (Except that when the end comes, Allah will send another messenger to the people, warning them.) The Qur'an is obviously biased against True Christians. The Word of God is not biased against anyone. (Except Jews, Muslims, Pegans, Asains, Africans, homosexuals, women, children.....)

Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible. To claim to believe in God and evolution is tragic. (Indeed, what kind of backwards thinking idiot would believe in "god?") How can you profess faith in God, but not His divine Word? (But you said that the bible was written by a bunch of men. [scroll up, I'll bold it.]) If you claim to believe in God but not the Bible, then I seriously question the identity of your god. The New Age movement has their own god, but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. (What's this have to do with evolution?) The Islamic Muslims claim to believe in Allah (god), but it is not the Lord Jesus Christ. (So? You don't believe in Allah's holy messenger Mohammed [piss be upon him.]) You see my friend, you have to have faith in the true and living God. (Faith that he's a complete work of fiction.) Having faith in God is only good if it's faith in the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive your sins. James 2:19 tells us that the devils believe in God. Big deal, many unsaved people believe in God! Have you ever realized that you were a sinner, bound for an eternal hell without Christ? (No, cause hell doesn't exist, and I'm not a sinner.) Did you call upon the name of Jesus to forgive those sins and save your soul from hell? If not, please do so now and don't wait another minute. Don't risk spending an eternity in the lake of fire. You've got nothing to lose, salvation is a free gift from God...paid for by the precious blood of Jesus. (Blah, blah blah. What does this have to do with evolution?)

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Okay.....

So calling you a retard would be offensive to people with mental disabilities.

Let's just call you a troo chris-chin, that's insult enough.

You're last four paragraphs have nothing to do with evolution, and is just you giving a hissy fit about other religions in you're failed attempt to appear self important.

All you've proven is how truely childish you are. You're not able to make a single believable arguement, and havn't brought forth any new evidence for you're "god."

If anything, you're ignorance is repelling people from joining you're backwards cult of "troo chris-chins."

Maybe you should go out, read a science text book, (written by refutable scientific source. Answers in Genesis doesn't count) come back, and MAYBE you'll be ready to argue against me.

Till then, enjoy you're fantasy world of unicorns.

I'll live in reality.


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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 06:43 PM

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Why would He wish to do that? Do you have any idea how jealous He is?
well the way i see it is god is the father and were his children so he wants us to be sucessfull on our own
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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 06:47 PM

Ah, yes, in par with your infinite wisdom whence you come across that with which you deem unfit, you blatantly accuse it of being "stupid," "just plain dumb," and "for stupid people." Brava, Monsieur, brava.

Second, I must further congratulate you on the successful massacre of our beautiful English language with your befouled wording and poor verbiage. Again, brava. I tip my hat to you.

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Accumulated and established knowledge, which has been systematized and formulated with reference to the
discovery of general truths or the operation of general laws; knowledge classified and made available in work, life, or the search for truth; comprehensive, profound, or philosophical knowledge.

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The state or fact of knowing; knowledge or cognizance of something specified or implied; also, with wider reference, knowledge (more or less extensive) as a personal attribute. Now only Theol. in the rendering of scholastic terms (see quot. 1728), and occas. Philos. in the sense of ‘knowledge’ as opposed to ‘belief’ or ‘opinion’.

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Science is not only a study, but more broadly and accurately, garnered knowledge thus deemed factitious through evidence, mathematical proofs and constants, etc. Evolution, contrary to your previous statement, is entirely observable. Can it be noted from one generation to the next? No. However, over extended periods of time, changes in species and likewise adaptations can easily be noted and observed. Examples include vestigial organs, homologous (I said "homo"--get over it) structures, DNA chains, etc. Even if one were to take a single species of animal and separate them through means of geographic isolation, come two hundred years time, the two groups would have evolved into two separate species, entirely different from their original predecessors.

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The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence.
Oh, Zeke... The Bible is not credible evidence in any debate of science. It is a 2,000-year-old book with little more credence than Dianetics, the book and admitted work of fiction that started Scientology.

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Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life.
Kindly refer to my previous statement--show me that there is a God without the use of a religious text that you may attempt to lodge in my throat, and then we'll be getting somewhere.

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The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory.
And yet, the only garden of Eden that I see is the Eden greenhouse project in England. And heck, completely forget Noah's Ark. I wonder why that might be?

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Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve? Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed.
To answer your questions in order: Why should they have evolved? Were they presented with a mass-extinction otherwise? Have they been mercilessly hunted to the brink of destruction? Let's think about that one... Hmm... Nope! And on your second point; you eschew the natural genetic differences between species. whether due to reproductive isolation else genetic drift or other differences, species are not meant to interbreed. However, some species that still retain close genetic ties can and have been shown to successfully reproduce with one another.

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There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart.
Yes, and here is my invisible friend, Dianna. She lives in my trachea and controls the forces of nature. Why don't you two get acquainted with one another?

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I am older and wiser today. I think for myself. I think the Federal Reserve needs to be abolished. I think property taxes are wrong and unconstitutional. I think America should control it's own national parks and not the United Nations. I think we should fight for our First Amendment rights which we're quickly losing. I think for myself.
This has to do with anything how, exactly? Just wondering...

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Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible.
So? Evolution has more factual support than the Bible. I'm not really seeing your point here either...

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Did you call upon the name of Jesus to forgive those sins and save your soul from hell? If not, please do so now and don't wait another minute. Don't risk spending an eternity in the lake of fire. You've got nothing to lose, salvation is a free gift from God...paid for by the precious blood of Jesus.
Yup, so we're just screwing the Celtics, Greeks, Egyptians, Pagans, and countless of other preceding cultures and their religions then? Got it.



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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 06:51 PM

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well the way i see it is god is the father and were his children so he wants us to be sucessfull on our own
Well, the way you see it and the way God sees it are two very different things. The way God sees it, He is the Father and we are His children, so He wants us to be completely obedient to His every whim, live in a constant state of fear, and praise Him incessantly. Just like how any Godly father brings his children up, really.


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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 07:44 PM

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Well, the way you see it and the way God sees it are two very different things. The way God sees it, He is the Father and we are His children, so He wants us to be completely obedient to His every whim, live in a constant state of fear, and praise Him incessantly. Just like how any Godly father brings his children up, really.
God's also a saddist, meglomaniac who likes to be bum rushed by his son Je-Zeus, while sucking on the pricks of thousands of idiot retard white men.

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God's also a saddist, meglomaniac who likes to be bum rushed by his son Je-Zeus, while sucking on the pricks of thousands of idiot retard white men.

Why do you think only men are allowed in heaven?
That’s ridiculous friend. God wants to lie betixed our breasts and refresh our bowels. There is nothing homer erotic about that.



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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-25-2007, 07:52 PM

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God's also a saddist, meglomaniac who likes to be bum rushed by his son Je-Zeus, while sucking on the pricks of thousands of idiot retard white men.

Why do you think only men are allowed in heaven?
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That’s ridiculous friend. God wants to lie betixed our breasts and refresh our bowels. There is nothing homer erotic about that.
>_>

And that doesn't support my thinking, how?

Occording to these people, god only accepts white men into heaven.

What do you think happens when you take away women for more then 1 month?

Those men will undoubtedly get so horney they'll give it to eachother any way possible.

Just as "god" intends it.


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>_>

And that doesn't support my thinking, how?
You are thinking friend? That’s not obvious to the causal observer.

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>_>Occording to these people, god only accepts white men into heaven.
I am one of “these people” friend.

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>_>What do you think happens when you take away women for more then 1 month?

Those men will undoubtedly get so horney they'll give it to eachother any way possible.

Just as "god" intends it.
Friend, The military typically separates men away from women for months at a time. Are you suggesting that every member of the military is a homer? There is this thing virtuous people have giving to them by Christ called “self control”.



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Friend, The military typically separates men away from women for months at a time. Are you suggesting that every member of the military is a homer? There is this thing virtuous people have giving to them by Christ called “self control”.
You know what happens to sailors who've been at sea for too long. They get antsy.
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And what happens in jail.

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Is it possible to excape heaven?

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Dude, is "god" going to hold people there for all eternity and NEVER let them out!!??

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And what happens in jail.

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Is it possible to excape heaven?

O___O

Dude, is "god" going to hold people there for all eternity and NEVER let them out!!??

I'd prefer purgetory, or limbo. Atleast I can wander the Earth.
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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-26-2007, 12:49 AM

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Are you trying to tell us that you're a fruit? A shallow fruit perhaps?
Come on Zekey, you've still to refute my rebuttal now. Wouldn't want to shirk that and allow me the benefit of a doubt, now would you?

And, I'm sorry, but where did "fruit" come from, and in what sense of the word? Are we talking mentally insane person or the stuff with seeds and skins that tend to grow on trees?



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Why would He wish to do that? Do you have any idea how jealous He is?
Jealous of what? He's an omnipotent being, what does he have to be jealous of?
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Come on Zekey, you've still to refute my rebuttal now. Wouldn't want to shirk that and allow me the benefit of a doubt, now would you?
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You are thinking friend? That’s not obvious to the causal observer.



I am one of “these people” friend.



Friend, The military typically separates men away from women for months at a time. Are you suggesting that every member of the military is a homer? There is this thing virtuous people have giving to them by Christ called “self control”.
You keep telling yourself that once you've been away from women for an eon or two.
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Jealous of what? He's an omnipotent being, what does he have to be jealous of?
You do know that jealousy and envy aren't the same thing, don't you? The main thing is not to ask too many questions, but just do as our jealous God says:
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me...

Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God...

Deuteronomy 4:24 For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God.

I don't want to be consumed by a jealous fire whose name is Jealous. Do you?


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Default Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid! - 06-27-2007, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Joo View Post
You keep telling yourself that once you've been away from women for an eon or two.
So then you agree with us that being queer is a choice.

Is that why you're queer? They keep you away from girls for "eons"?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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