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Farewell -
10-10-2014, 10:05 AM
Dear People,
When I joined this forum, I had no idea that it was not what I thought it was, which i eventually found out after some research. God never made me the judge over anyone, so with due respect I would like to inform you that I am leaving the forum. In no way i want to say bad things against you or anything like that, but our beliefs are not quite the same as i have observed. I pray that God will help all of us to walk in the path of righteousness and faith
and show us what is the right thing to do. May God bless you all.
Farewell
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Re: Farewell -
10-10-2014, 11:35 AM
P.S:
If it is possible, please delete my account, as i cant seem to find any such option anywhere. Evidently you do not do that, but i still make this humble request that you delete my account.
I just want to do what Jesus did, and wants me to do, and somehow all of this does not feel right. Moreover it appears you only accept Americans as members, and only people above 18. I am an Asian myself (Not red Indian as many assume). For these reasons I request you to delete my account if it is possible.
thanking you,
Farewell
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Farewell -
10-10-2014, 01:27 PM
Dear Injun,
The full majesty and uncompromising justice of God's Word is not for everyone, and that is precisely why He made Hell, so that those folks will have accommodations when the End Times come. I pray that at some point you will purchase a KJV Bible and read it for yourself, cover-to-cover, and you'll see that we don't add, subtract, or gloss over anything He says.
I wouldn't dilly-dally though, because Jesus could drop a grand piano covered with Ebola vomit and napalm on your head at any time and then it'll be too late.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Farewell -
10-10-2014, 02:54 PM
I pray to God to guide me as to what is the truth, because nothing is hidden from Him.
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Re: Farewell -
10-10-2014, 08:25 PM
Friend, if you think God is telling you to leave us, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's a demon, and not our Lord, whispering in your ear.
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Re: Farewell -
10-10-2014, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Friend, if you think God is telling you to leave us, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's a demon, and not our Lord, whispering in your ear.
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Brother, do you think it's just possible that God might be doing this in OUR interests?
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Farewell -
10-10-2014, 09:50 PM
I wonder what this apostate is using to get his information about what Jesus wants him to do from. I'm betting he's just making it up instead of reading his Bible.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Farewell -
10-10-2014, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by B.Akash
Dear People,
When I joined this forum, I had no idea that it was not what I thought it was,
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If you did not have no idea, you must have had some idea.
That aside, it is Jesus who directed your fingers and soul to come here. He did that for a purpose, didn't He? Are you going to be like Thomas and doubt His power?
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God never made me the judge over anyone,
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I think we now know why Jesus sent you. He wants you to be a Christian, not some superstitious dot-head. You see, the Bible (KJV1611) does tell us to judge people:
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
This is why you are here: to learn Jesus's words.
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Originally Posted by B.Akash
P.S: If it is possible, please delete my account,
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There can be no deletion of accounts. This post, in which you reject the teaching of Jesus Christ, will remain for all eternity (or Armageddon, which is ever sooner) to serve as proof that despite Jesus telling you to come here, you rejected Him and are worthy of Damnation.
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Re: Farewell -
10-11-2014, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by B.Akash
P.S:
If it is possible, please delete my account, as i cant seem to find any such option anywhere. Evidently you do not do that, but i still make this humble request that you delete my account.
I just want to do what Jesus did, and wants me to do, and somehow all of this does not feel right. Moreover it appears you only accept Americans as members, and only people above 18. I am an Asian myself (Not red Indian as many assume). For these reasons I request you to delete my account if it is possible.
thanking you,
Farewell
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Dear Hatemonger;
I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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