Questions

NoFace · **Questions -** 10-01-2014, 12:17 AM

Hello! I found your website and had a few questions for all of you about things you see as being good and evil. I'll probably elaborate more here soon, but for now I wanted to simply say hello.

Jim Farmer · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 12:21 AM

Ummm Noface. This is meant to be an introduction.
I see no introduction in your post.

Zechariah Smyth · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 12:26 AM

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 12:40 AM

...Alright, you asked for it. I have a favorite bible verse, yes. It's the one in my signature. I was brought up by a very religious family and read the bible from front to back 10 times so far in my life. But on the flip side of that... I have turned away from Christianity. I have turned my back on God simply for the reason that even though I did everything the way He asked, I was only cursed by diseases and health conditions that will likely kill me at a young age. And anytime I would pray for others to get better (health wise, emotionally, etc.) He would only cause them to suffer more. As I said, I have since resented Him. But I am curious about all of you because I believe I can learn more about Him through all of you. I want to know what things you believe He considers good and evil simply because as weird as it seems, I actually am interested in His current psychology and reasoning.

Thank you for taking part of your day to respond to a "low life" like me, though. I am amazed by your willingness to do so.

BrotherLarry · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 01:27 AM

Hello NoFace!

Do you really have no face? If so, I can understand why you might be a little reluctant to trust in our Almighty Lord God. But if you do have a face, then you shouldn't pretend you don't.

So many people think that God is some Skymall Santa that sits on a cloud somewhere doling out answers to prayer. The truth is, He doesn't hear all prayers: 1 Peter 3:12 He hears the prayers of the righteous. Always. Because mankind is so haughty, we always think we are righteous, even when we are not. Romans 3:10 We have the ability to become clean and pure and white as snow if we allow the Lord to cleanse us with His blood. Revelation 7:14

I can assure you that God does not want you nor your friends to suffer. 1 Corinthians 12:26 teaches us that when we suffer, the entire body of Christ suffers with us. We are not alone! And if we suffer, it is for the glory of God and for the betterment of the church, for our consolation and Salvation®. In our pain, there is relief! In our suffering, there is great reward! But it is so easy to become bitter. God UNDERSTANDS.

And the answer is SO simple. Christians are very simple people! We don't need to make things hard. Even the plan of Salvation® is something a simpleton might concoct: Adam. Eve. Serpent. Tempted. Ate. Condemned. Mary. Virgin. Holy Spirit. Pregnant. Birth. Savior, Suffered, Tempted, Punished, Took our sins. Died temporarily. Woke up. Visited folks. Rose into Heaven. Coming back for us. Devil Defeated. Eternity.

You can't get much simpler than that, can you? And all we have to do is follow His teachings WORD FOR WORD. He even tells us what is expected of us in the Holy Bible - our roadmap! We don't have to wonder which way to turn, because God's Word tells us every step of the way. He is NEVER wrong! Everything He does, no matter how little sense it makes, makes perfect sense to Him, Hallelujah! We might suffer, we might lose all we own, we might develop deadly disease, we may see our loved ones crippled and waste away, but we can rejoice in all of this because it is GOD's PLAN! Such a loving and wondrous Father is He! Praise You, LORD!

Bless the Lord, Oh my soul! Give Him a chance to show you His love, won't you? We will continue to pray with you and counsel with you - it's what Christians do!

COME Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Hello NoFace!

Do you really have no face? If so, I can understand why you might be a little reluctant to trust in our Almighty Lord God. But if you do have a face, then you shouldn't pretend you don't.

So many people think that God is some Skymall Santa that sits on a cloud somewhere doling out answers to prayer. The truth is, He doesn't hear all prayers: 1 Peter 3:12 He hears the prayers of the righteous. Always. Because mankind is so haughty, we always think we are righteous, even when we are not. Romans 3:10 We have the ability to become clean and pure and white as snow if we allow the Lord to cleanse us with His blood. Revelation 7:14

I can assure you that God does not want you nor your friends to suffer. 1 Corinthians 12:26 teaches us that when we suffer, the entire body of Christ suffers with us. We are not alone! And if we suffer, it is for the glory of God and for the betterment of the church, for our consolation and Salvation®. In our pain, there is relief! In our suffering, there is great reward! But it is so easy to become bitter. God UNDERSTANDS.

And the answer is SO simple. Christians are very simple people! We don't need to make things hard. Even the plan of Salvation® is something a simpleton might concoct: Adam. Eve. Serpent. Tempted. Ate. Condemned. Mary. Virgin. Holy Spirit. Pregnant. Birth. Savior, Suffered, Tempted, Punished, Took our sins. Died temporarily. Woke up. Visited folks. Rose into Heaven. Coming back for us. Devil Defeated. Eternity.

You can't get much simpler than that, can you? And all we have to do is follow His teachings WORD FOR WORD. He even tells us what is expected of us in the Holy Bible - our roadmap! We don't have to wonder which way to turn, because God's Word tells us every step of the way. He is NEVER wrong! Everything He does, no matter how little sense it makes, makes perfect sense to Him, Hallelujah! We might suffer, we might lose all we own, we might develop deadly disease, we may see our loved ones crippled and waste away, but we can rejoice in all of this because it is GOD's PLAN! Such a loving and wondrous Father is He! Praise You, LORD!

Bless the Lord, Oh my soul! Give Him a chance to show you His love, won't you? We will continue to pray with you and counsel with you - it's what Christians do!

COME Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry

First of all, thank you again for your kind and well thought out reply!

I'm still quite unsure, as I have been guilty of instead worshiping another god and have had many if not all my prayers answered...

the whole thing is confusing. X_X

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NoFace

Hello! I found your website and had a few questions for all of you about things you see as being good and evil. I'll probably elaborate more here soon, but for now I wanted to simply say hello.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Don't worry. I'm not here to flame you.

I'm simply here to learn.
Quick question... do demons really hide in the rectum?! I thought they hid in the heart! :O Anyway... so like I said I do believe God is real. I won't deny that. Never have, never will. But I felt and still feel rejected by Him. I really did my best to live as a good Christian (you all would've been so proud of me...) but yet I still never got anything out of my relationship with God. If anything, it had only been hurting me even worse. That's why I turned to a different religion... and since then I've been so much more calm and I have had so many of my prayers answered...
So now I'm conflicted because part of me still wants to believe God can be as amazing as I once thought He was.

Mary Etheldreda · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NoFace

Don't worry. I'm not here to flame you.

I'm simply here to learn.
Quick question... do demons really hide in the rectum?!

They're BIRTHED through the rectum!

Listen to this FIRST HAND TESTIMONY!

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-01-2014, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

They're BIRTHED through the rectum!

Listen to this FIRST HAND TESTIMONY!

Oh my. Well that certainly is interesting.... and slightly horrifying. O_O

Nobar King · **Re: Questions -** 10-02-2014, 09:57 PM

This sounds like a total-face. To you. Just because your parents are bad Christians doesn't mean that you have to be bad, you can be better than them.

SayvedByTheLord · **Re: Questions -** 10-02-2014, 10:15 PM

Jesus sent you to this Godly Forum© but not to mock us.

I for one still have not seen any kind of proper introduction from you.

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-02-2014, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord

Jesus sent you to this Godly Forum© but not to mock us.

I for one still have not seen any kind of proper introduction from you.

Have I not told you my favorite verse and what my walk with Christ had been like? Have I not introduced myself in my second post? If you are asking for my name I will not give it to you, as I prefer to keep myself anonymous on the internet.
I intend not to mock you in any way, sir. I simply would like to learn.

Witch Hammer · **Re: Questions -** 10-03-2014, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by NoFace

If you are asking for my name I will not give it to you, as I prefer to keep myself anonymous on the internet.

Anonymously chumming the waters for anus on the interwebs is a thing of the past, pervert. You can be sure the D.O.F. already has a file on you!

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-03-2014, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Anonymously chumming the waters for anus on the interwebs is a thing of the past, pervert. You can be sure the D.O.F. already has a file on you!

Sir I'm afraid I don't understand what you are saying. I simply prefer not to give out my name to those I do not know. Also, what makes you say I am a pervert? Have I made sexual remarks or references that I did not know about? If I did, I am truly sorry. Please forgive me. Finally, enlighten me, what is the D.O.F?

Witch Hammer · **Re: Questions -** 10-03-2014, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NoFace

Sir I'm afraid I don't understand what you are saying. I simply prefer not to give out my name to those I do not know. Also, what makes you say I am a pervert? Have I made sexual remarks or references that I did not know about? If I did, I am truly sorry. Please forgive me. Finally, enlighten me, what is the D.O.F?

Watch your mouth, sinner, these are family friendly forums! Please take your potty-mouth to the gay chatroom of your choice and leave us to worship unmolested!

Witch Hammer · **Re: Questions -** 10-03-2014, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by NoFace

enlighten me, what is the D.O.F?

You'll find out soon enough, fornicator!

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-03-2014, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Watch your mouth, sinner, these are family friendly forums! Please take your potty-mouth to the gay chatroom of your choice and leave us to worship unmolested!

Sir if you are so worried about this being a family friendly forum, why is it I see multiple topics of discussion having to do with the "s" word? Am I the only one here who is not allowed to say it, even if I was simply asking a question that had barely anything to do with it? Again, my deepest apologies for offending you, though I for one am still unsure of how I did so.

NoFace · **Re: Questions -** 10-03-2014, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

You'll find out soon enough, fornicator!

Could you not simply tell me so I can avoid this fate? I thought this was all about teaching and helping others avoid going to hell... Again, I might be wrong, and in that case, please forgive me. I am simply confused, that's all.

BrotherLarry · **Re: Questions -** 10-03-2014, 01:37 AM

Hi Again, NoFace

I am pleased as can be that you have been looking around the site, seeking the kind of honest and Biblical teachings that can only come from those that write with the inspiration of the Holy Ghost, using His Word as the source for all things true and sound in the eyes of our Lord.

I hope you and I can become friends, because I have a heavy burden for you. The Lord has placed you on my heart and mind ever since you first started posting. I have prayed for you 24 times so far. Do you like Liam Neeson movies?

The brothers and sisters here may come across to you as skeptical or unwelcoming at times. PLEASE believe me when I tell you that nothing could be further from the truth! When Jesus enters you and fills you with His massive and expansive love, it automatically creates a sense of being above everyone else - because, as His Child, you ARE! Oh, GLORY, He takes us, dishrags that we are, and transforms us into His malleable, pliable servants, helping us to be willing to do His bidding (with free will, of course, as long as we don't go against what He asks)! I love my Savior for His unchanging and ever-present strength and the joy with which He fills my heart and soul. I want YOU to experience this. I wish I could get on my knees in front of you and encourage you to get on your knees in front of me, too. We would open ourselves to the coming of the Lord Jesus, filling us with His precious Holy Ghost. Your past experiences wouldn't matter anymore, since from that point forward, you would have a passport to HEAVEN, friend. Oh, I know it sounds too easy - but again, remember that Jesus wants us to be simpletons for Him! It brings God much glory and honor when we accept His Word as the ONLY answer to life's problems.

And just think of the reward at the end: He will judge us, and if we have been all He asks us to be, He will allow us to live with Him, praising Him day in and day out forever and ever. What a time that will be! Of course, if we messed up, He will kick us to the pit that burns with everlasting fire.

COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry