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11-07-2012, 01:37 AM
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11-07-2012, 04:27 AM
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Ridiculous accusations of gospel music piracy which have been leveled against me.
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11-07-2012, 02:04 PM
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Ridiculous accusations of gospel music piracy which have been leveled against me.
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But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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11-07-2012, 02:36 PM
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11-07-2012, 03:29 PM
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Lewd and pointy-titted harlot.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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11-07-2012, 06:35 PM
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11-07-2012, 08:54 PM
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11-07-2012, 10:52 PM
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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11-07-2012, 11:04 PM
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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11-08-2012, 04:44 AM
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Dead Santa Clause
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-08-2012, 02:13 PM
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But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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11-08-2012, 03:04 PM
Where to burn witches after I catch them..
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11-08-2012, 03:10 PM
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But whosoever shall deny me before men,
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~Matt. 10:33
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11-08-2012, 03:15 PM
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11-08-2012, 06:21 PM
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The hot lava in HELL!
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11-08-2012, 06:25 PM
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Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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11-08-2012, 06:28 PM
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