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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 01-13-2010, 07:05 AM

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Also no, you are wrong.

King James 1 hired several literary masters of the time that were both widely recognized and fluent in multiple languages to translate the original texts of the bible from aramaic and hebrew into English and it was completed in 1611... hence KJV1611 bible.
I know about the existence of biblical manuscripts in Greek and Aramaic before the 1611 KJV, but even if the KJV were solely based on these manuscripts, the original text of the KJV would be English, as it wouldn't be the KJV yet before it was completed.
However, every True Christian™ knows that the KJV is based upon divine revelation, more than on its source texts. This is because God intended to use his favorite country, America, to spread the gospel all over the world, and therefore the KJV needed to be written in the American language.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-23-2010, 11:18 PM

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This is because God intended to use his favorite country, America, to spread the gospel all over the world, and therefore the KJV needed to be written in the American language.
english isnt an american language, it is the english language, as in ENGLAND. what the americans have done is basterdize it into there own slang and pronunciation. just to point out.

oh and by the way, the jews are actaully the chosen people. as stated with the covanent with abraham. no where in the bible does it say that gods favorite country is the states. sorry to burst your arogant self rightous bubble.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-23-2010, 11:20 PM

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english isnt an american language, it is the english language, as in ENGLAND. what the americans have done is basterdize it into there own slang and pronunciation. just to point out.

oh and by the way, the jews are actaully the chosen people. as stated with the covanent with abraham. no where in the bible does it say that gods favorite country is the states. sorry to burst your arogant self rightous bubble.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 04-30-2010, 04:09 PM

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Actually, we base all our thinking on facts and logic. It's called the Bible, you should try and read it sometime.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 05-03-2010, 03:45 AM

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 05-04-2010, 10:43 PM

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 05-14-2010, 05:20 AM

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Thanks for the advise bro.

Together with a group of friends, I planned to start writing journals on Creation Science and topics like Radio-Metri Dating, Nuclear Decay, Magnetism, and Laws of Motion.

My friends, who are strong believers of Christ and Young Earth Creationists said that we need to help educate people about the Truth. As for the kids, one lady in my group said she will teach the kids about God and His Love and His plan for Salvation.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 05-14-2010, 07:52 AM

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Also no, you are wrong.

King James 1 hired several literary masters of the time that were both widely recognized and fluent in multiple languages to translate the original texts of the bible from aramaic and hebrew into English and it was completed in 1611... hence KJV1611 bible.
To be accurate, his "translators" swiped large chunks of Tyndall's translation, unaltered. Even in James's day the language was archaic, and the editorial team headed by James decided to keep it because it was more impressive. Rather as the Book of Mormon or modern English translations of the Qu'ran are written in deliberately archaic style.

Or so allege the godless atheist unsaved historians.


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Or so allege the godless atheist unsaved historians.
And we would care about that why exactly?

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 05-14-2010, 03:22 PM

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And we would care about that why exactly?
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 06-09-2010, 02:14 AM

I hope to your god that you are in need of a brain surgeon eventually since you propose we can't trust them. also I'm not an atheist I'm a theist, and am minoring in sociology at one of the liberal universities you seem to hate.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 06-16-2010, 05:03 PM

The earth is older than 6004 years old. Most intelligent Christians accept that because there is actual PROOF for this and the ONLY reason one would not believe this is because they don't understand the proof.

Rodents and birds are names given to things by humans. It is up to humans to decide which falls into each category.

The brain is obviously used for thinking... nobody who has looked and TRIED TO UNDERSTAND the evidence for this can refute it.

Yes astronomy is lies.

if you try using 3 for maths instead of 3.14159 the maths does not work.

You can see micro-organisms, they are definately real.

There is PROOF of the ice ages, people don't just make these things up.

Why bash arrogant scientists why not bash arrogant everyone?

Yeah i agree the moon landing is obviously not a hoax.

It is pretty obvious from your post that you have NEVER TRIED TO UNDERSTAND much of what you are against. I also think that the hate you spread against so much is extremely un christian.
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It is pretty obvious from your post that you have NEVER TRIED TO UNDERSTAND much of what you are against. I also think that the hate you spread against so much is extremely un christian.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 06-16-2010, 06:55 PM

What is the original post other than pushing his beliefs on people? this is a discussion forum is it not?

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It is if it leads you to being damned.

Look you claim to be a Christian. Well consider.
  • God has allowed His book to claim the world is 6,000 years old. Since God is all powerful, all knowing and active in this world you can not hand wave The Bible off as "the mere work of man". The fact that The Bible says this means God is fine with it.
  • God always allow the earth to present evidence that it is 43 billion years old.
  • God has allowed His to claim not believing in His book will mean eternal damnation.
  • God has allowed the physical world makes no such claim that you will be damned if you do not accept its evidence.
Now who are you going believe? The Bible or the World. Both are created by God but only one will get you damned for not believing in it.



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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 06-16-2010, 07:45 PM

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What is the original post other than pushing his beliefs on people? this is a discussion forum is it not?

Trying to understand something is NOT a sin.
The difference is that the OP is not trying to drag the rest of us down to Hell. You realize that women, children, and other feeble-minded people sometimes read these threads? There is a difference between having a discussion and trying to beguile someone into Satanism.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-06-2010, 07:24 PM

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If those Scientists had an ounce of common since, they would put away their test tubes and their Bunsen burners, and they would open their Bibles, amen. They aren't going to learn the truth by pointing a telescope up at the firmament, running a Geiger counter over a bunch of rocks, or by scraping skin cells off a salamander.

They can only learn the Truth about the world by reading the Word of the One who created the world (that would be the Bible, for you slow unsaved folks reading this). That's real research into the History and Scientific Facts of the World.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 07-06-2010, 07:30 PM

Well, it's a good thing we don't live in the dark ages anymore, isn't it!


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