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Old 02-29-2012, 10:49 PM
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As did Jesus in Revelations 22 verses 18 & 19 ?

18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
Nope. By "your babble", I meant your so-called "language".

And there is no book "Revelations".

And Jesus is not speaking in those verses; John, the witness to the vision, is.
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Old 02-29-2012, 11:01 PM
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Nope. By "your babble", I meant your so-called "language".

And there is no book "Revelations".

And Jesus is not speaking in those verses; John, the witness to the vision, is.
Revelation.. I mistyped.

Pray tell me. How old was Jehoiachin when he began to reign?
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:13 AM
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I didn't think so.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:51 AM
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No, unless you want to be one of these smileys

and want to end up with this guy :

So if you still wanna go and live with the

Go be a Muslim

And if you want to go to Heaven

Then dont be a Muslim
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You should do what your heart tells you is right! Go for it!
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Old 10-09-2012, 11:53 AM
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You should do what your heart tells you is right! Go for it!
Jeremiah 17:9: The heart [is] deceitful above all [things], and desperately wicked: who can know it?

You're better off doing what the Bible tells you is right.
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Old 10-12-2012, 01:44 AM
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I agree. Since truth is relative, we should each follow our inner light from Mother/Father God.
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