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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 08:02 PM

Once again thankyou for my infractions brethren! I will try my best to be a true christian
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 08:13 PM

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Once again thankyou for my infractions brethren! I will try my best to be a true christian
Hi Davey,

Infractions happen. I got plenty, I can only surmise this how God works. Perhaps you want to read the Bible, 1 Peter 3:16 might give you some consolation.

Kind regards,

Roland


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-02-2017, 09:28 PM

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YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
I do hope for your sake that asking about prison stories about male abuse wasn't in the hope I was a backdoor sinner that could satisfy your interest
Please don't take offence brother but I have to be sure too
I cannot take offense, it is forbidden in the Bible. I was hoping for stories about brotherhood in Christ, conversions, baptisms, and how you brougth many inmates to the light of Jesus our Lord and Savior.

You have a dirty mind, haven't you?

I am praying for your soul. I hope you can become a True Christian, but you need less use of your instincts and more Bible reading.

By the way, many questions remain unanswered.


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Default Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? - 03-03-2017, 03:20 PM

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Hello Mr. Harko!

First, I must apologize for posting in the male-only part of the forum. However, being nosy is part of any anthropologist's job description.

Second, I am very sad to see you treating a True Christian Lady in this way. You must understand that there is a pecking order on this forum:

1. Godly Pastors
2. Godly True Christian™ Men
3. Godly True Christian™ Women ----> like Mrs. Etheldreda
4. Meek Forum Members -----> like myself
5. Mice
6. Crickets
7. Mosquitoes
8. Lint
9. Parasites that live on mosquitoes
10. Unsaved Trash -------> like you

Please act with adequate respect towards everyone higher up in the pecking order.
Hush woman you are aware of 1 Timothy 2:12 being a good christian lady

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