HOME WELCOME! FORUMS Register FAQ Calendar
Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > The introduction forum
Reload this Page Seeking perversion
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Seeking perversion - 08-26-2014, 02:29 AM
Hi there,
I am from Australia, and a teenager. Why should I follow your ways? Also what aspects of my life should I endeavour to improve upon?
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 02:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
Hi there,
Why, hello!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
I am from Australia,
I'm sorry.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
and a teenager.
Foolish, hormonal, and contemptuous of the wisdom of your elders, got it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
Why should I follow your ways?
Because you won't get into heaven any other way, and the alternative is, as you kids say it, a downer, dude.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
Also what aspects of my life should I endeavour to improve upon?
All aspects, and you should begin by learning how to read and follow instructions, because your introduction suggests you didn't bother reading this thread before you posted.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Elmer G. White's Avatar
Elmer G. White Elmer G. White is offline
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
Victim of atheist scientific persecution
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Christian Love True Christian™ Touched by Jesus Persecuted Honorary Ex-Eskimo Ex-Scandinavian Ex-eurotrash True Scientist™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Doctor Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Prayer Warrior Ex-Masturbator Tell her once True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Porn Resistant The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts 2014 Witch Hunt Award Mower Mission to Korea Uber Angels Driver Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Mission to Messico Saved 1 Year Platinum Tither Eats the Most Pork True Heterosexual™ 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory BFF of Jesus Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Alternative Facts True Christian Nerd GLORY Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 10,337
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 02:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
Hi there,
I am from Australia, and a teenager. Why should I follow your ways? Also what aspects of my life should I endeavour to improve upon?
Hello,

The first question is easy to answer. To win Eternal Life in Jesus Christ our Savior, to avoid the Hellfire, the Furnace, Eternal Damnation.

The second one requires additional data in order to be answered. It is necessary to actually know some things about you and your life to tell what to improve. Reading the King James Bible usually leads to significant improvement, though. It is probably available in Austria in paper format or at least online.

Here's a nice verse for you that could become one of your favorites. It also describes the current relationship between you and us.

Deuteronomy 29:29
The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 02:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmer G. White View Post
Hello,

The first question is easy to answer. To win Eternal Life in Jesus Christ our Savior, to avoid the Hellfire, the Furnace, Eternal Damnation.

The second one requires additional data in order to be answered. It is necessary to actually know some things about you and your life to tell what to improve. Reading the King James Bible usually leads to significant improvement, though. It is probably available in Austria in paper format or at least online.

Here's a nice verse for you that could become one of your favorites. It also describes the current relationship between you and us.

Deuteronomy 29:29
The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
I'm not from Austria, if you could read you would clearly see that I said I come from Australia.
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Witch Hammer's Avatar
Witch Hammer Witch Hammer is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

2010 Witch Hunt Award One Year/1000 posts 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Provider™ award Pro-Life True Christian™ Friend of Jesus Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Porn Resistant Prayer Warrior Proud Niglet Sponsorer Pro-Life True Republican Saved 5 Years Tell her once Christian Love The Lord’s Witness Wound Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Flat Earth Persecuted Sons of Liberty Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Punched the most queers Eats the Most Pork Kirk Cameron Fan Club Mission to Korea Uber Angels Driver Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016!

 
Posts: 1,716
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Witch Hammer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 02:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
I'm not from Austria, if you could read you would clearly see that I said I come from Australia.
Guttersnipe!
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 02:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
I'm not from Austria, if you could read you would clearly see that I said I come from Australia.
Look, we don't care what part of Germany you come from. Our concern is whether or not we can potentially save your kraut reeking soul.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 03:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
Hi there,
I am from Australia, and a teenager. Why should I follow your ways? Also what aspects of my life should I endeavour to improve upon?
This is called the INTRODUCTION thread for a reason. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:11 AM
I don't get why you guys enjoy being so nasty. I also don't understand why you think Australia is some second rate country, I hope you guys one day realise there are other countries than the USA.... and if it matters which it doesn't I go to an Orthodox church but you wise people wouldn't care where it is because you think Australia is in Germany.
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is online now
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:17 AM
Orthodox? For real? I thought that was a joke from Dilbert.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
and if it matters which it doesn't I go to an Orthodox church ...
So you're a joo? I thought you said you were catlick. And didn't the Germans run your kind out of there?

Something isn't adding up here.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Des View Post
So you're a joo? I thought you said you were catlick. And didn't the Germans run your kind out of there?

Something isn't adding up here.
You know what's sad, you guys claim to be Christian but you're not. This website is utter blasphemy.
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
You know what's sad, you guys claim to be Christian but you're not. This website is utter blasphemy.
Says the Albanian Catlick Joo!

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Des View Post
Says the Albanian Catlick Joo!
You are a racist, sexist and homophobic fool like the rest of your immature friends.
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
You are a racist, sexist and homophobic fool like the rest of your immature friends.
Where on Earth did that come from? Oh yeah, from Germany. I knew there was a reason we kicked your asses.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Des View Post
Where on Earth did that come from? Oh yeah, from Germany. I knew there was a reason we kicked your asses.
No from Australia ***removed profanity***, you dumb stupid fool like the rest of your satan loving friends, get a ***obscenity removed*** education.
Last edited by Elmer G. White; 08-26-2014 at 05:35 AM. Reason: Potty language removed.
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is online now
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
No from Australia ***removed profanity***, you dumb stupid fool like the rest of your satan loving friends, get a ***obscenity removed*** education.
Calm down, dear. No one cares from where you hail. The question you should be asking is...


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Calm down, dear. No one cares from where you hail. The question you should be asking is...
Dear? Get stuffed, you and your forum hate me and are all sinners.
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
No from Australia ***removed profanity***, you dumb stupid fool like the rest of your satan loving friends, get a ***obscenity removed*** education.
Well, I wasn't the one who named all the German states and made them sound alike!

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Navas01 Navas01 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
  
Posts: 18
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Navas01 is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Des View Post
Well, I wasn't the one who named all the German states and made them sound alike!
You really are a ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED***.
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 08-26-2014 at 05:51 AM. Reason: removed naughty words - let's keep it clean for JESUS!
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is online now
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Seeking conversion - 08-26-2014, 05:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navas01 View Post
Dear? Get stuffed, you and your forum hate me and are all sinners.
That's God, dear. God hates all sinners (Psalm 5:5). I've never met you, but you don't seem very nice thus far.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved

Send an email to the Senior Pastor - Landover Baptist Church - Top