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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-11-2014, 11:59 PM

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Public confession is good for the soul. So too is being compelled to wear one's underwear on the outside of one's pants so the community can make sure said little boy doesn't have a wandering hand.
True Sister Etheldreda. But no one should confuse this with 'saggers'.


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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-12-2014, 12:32 AM

I sometimes find myself using extreme measures to make sure my children won't sin again. I feel tying hands behind backs, and public confessions are only temporary solutions and that if you really want to teach your son a lesson, cut one of their hands off.


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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-12-2014, 01:36 AM

I believe medicine has a place in this social problem. Ladies reading this might want to ask their husbands if they should read on. Those without husbands or a father, kindly stop here.

First, some personal history. When I was about 8, I discovered that my copulatory organ was quite a source of pleasure. I also noted that my older brother felt the same way, as he would sin like this after he thought I was in the land of slumber. Being younger and more innocent, I questioned my father as to whether he engaged in what I felt was an amazing experience. I was not prepared for his reaction.

When I woke up, I was across the room in the corner, and he was watching some black and white western movie. The bruise on my face helped discern the course of events. I quickly got up, and ran to our room. Seconds after, dad came to us - my brother and I - and first asked if my older brother was "spitting in the face of Jesus". He denied it. Being a loyal little brother, I said, "He's lying - look under his bed." Dad found the crusty socks filled with - well, you know - and began to sob and pray for us while he soundly beat my brother, giving him a matching bruise.

We were taken to a doctor and given a medication that took any sensation at all away from our little naughty parts and we were kept on this medication until we were 21. We were also forced to wear tighty whities that were 3 sizes too small at all times. Father performed sock checks and surprise nightly visits, during which he would reward us with trinkets if we were found sleeping.

These medications are still available, friends. Some of them will make it so difficult to achieve a stiffy the potential m*****bator will give up, while God laughs at his efforts. Others will allow the soldier to stand at attention, but completing the act - which is actually the sin - is impossible.

God made doctors for a reason - to help keep you from sin. I praise the Name of the Lord that my father cared enough about me to take measures that some would find abusive. What he actually did was protect my soul from the pits of Hell. I am willing to provide prescriptions for anyone in the Portland area, or I can fly to a place of your choice to ensure the necessary examinations are completed. Glory to God!
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-12-2014, 05:09 PM

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Metal ones are available also. Forsake them if they rub one of those off.
Thanks. Going to look into those. Will make it more difficult for him to remove but i still think some kind of chastity device would be better for both boys as it would ensure they never are able to touch. Looking into those too. This weekend i am using some humiliation punishment which i find very effective.


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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-13-2014, 03:06 AM

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Thanks. Going to look into those. Will make it more difficult for him to remove but i still think some kind of chastity device would be better for both boys as it would ensure they never are able to touch. Looking into those too. This weekend i am using some humiliation punishment which i find very effective.
I don't know. That sounds expensive. I'm not poor but I have learn through my years as a parent that if you give your kids the idea that they are special enough for you to buy extra expensive equipment for them, they will grow to be entitled and possibly gay. Have you tried duck tape first?


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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-13-2014, 03:50 AM

Having boys entering or about to enter puberty, I undertook to do some research. Oh, the horrors, ladies


Well, this one could be an option, I guess:



Personally, I think this one could be better, as it's made of silicon and wouldn't be so uncomfortable:

You can see a video about it too.


If you wish to do your own research, google image search on "mens chastity devices", but be warned - there are very disturbing images there - it may be better to get your husbands to look, rather than you doing the looking.
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Personally, I think this one could be better, as it's made of silicon and wouldn't be so uncomfortable:
I'm not so sure the something that is soft like lady parts and has a handle is such a good idea. That metal device looks great to me, though. I wish I'd had one of those installed when I struggled to overcome the Satanic temptation of Onanism.

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Cut off your son's hands (Matthew 5:29), that way he will be saved from Hell and he will never masturbate again. However this is more of a light, practical form of punishment. If you want to make sure he can never read any of those awful magazines again, pluck out his eyes. Don't forget to beat him afterwards. He'll thank you when he doesn't go to Hell!
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These are the options that Jesus recommended. However, removing the sinning child's male member might accomplish the same result with less trauma, so maybe I'd try that first.


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These are the options that Jesus recommended. However, removing the sinning child's male member might accomplish the same result with less trauma, so maybe I'd try that first.
I worry though that doing that is counter productive as it will then send him to Hell Deuteronomy 23:1. Though disobeying your parents is also a sin (Ephesians 6:1, Colossians 3:20) , it's a toss up. It depends if you believe that the only way to teach a child not to sin is by sending them to a place of eternal agony.
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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-18-2014, 12:43 PM

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Having boys entering or about to enter puberty, I undertook to do some research. Oh, the horrors, ladies


Well, this one could be an option, I guess:



Personally, I think this one could be better, as it's made of silicon and wouldn't be so uncomfortable:

You can see a video about it too.


If you wish to do your own research, google image search on "mens chastity devices", but be warned - there are very disturbing images there - it may be better to get your husbands to look, rather than you doing the looking.
Thank you. I have decided that i am going to get both of my boys fitted with a device like that. I never caught my youngest son but better safe than sorry and they will thank me when older


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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 05-07-2014, 12:42 PM

My 2 boys are now wearing steel type chastity devices all the time. I'll remove them for cleaning. They wont be sinning anymore and we all agreed that it was for the best


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Default Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 09-15-2014, 05:05 AM

You people are ***potty language removed*** insane. Why the ***potty language removed*** would you beat your sons daily? Why the ***potty language removed*** does it matter if he masturbates if you were going to ***potty language removed*** beat him anyway? You people are despicable, just like this whole website. You don't deserve to have children if this is how you treat them. Did you know that child abuse is against the law? This isn't ***potty language removed***1650 or whatever anymore.

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You people are ***potty language removed*** insane. Why the ***potty language removed*** would you beat your sons daily? Why the ***potty language removed*** does it matter if he masturbates if you were going to ***potty language removed*** beat him anyway? You people are despicable, just like this whole website. You don't deserve to have children if this is how you treat them. Did you know that child abuse is against the law? This isn't ***potty language removed***1650 or whatever anymore.
Its called loving guidance and discipline, God mocker. You know, the things that prevent children from becoming blood sucking baby raping Goths and atheists.


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You people are ***potty language removed*** insane. Why the ***potty language removed*** would you beat your sons daily? Why the ***potty language removed*** does it matter if he masturbates if you were going to ***potty language removed*** beat him anyway? You people are despicable, just like this whole website. You don't deserve to have children if this is how you treat them. Did you know that child abuse is against the law? This isn't ***potty language removed***1650 or whatever anymore.
Did you know that sinning is against God's law? God's law always trumps secular law.


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Its called loving guidance and discipline, God mocker. You know, the things that prevent children from becoming blood sucking baby raping Goths and atheists.
I agree, I beat my boys on a daily basis, for the lord said [REMOVED IMAGINARY PHRASE THE LORD NEVER DID SAY IN REALITY]

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But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Great verse there, brother!

Lust is an umbrella term!

It is NOT limited to "a strong sexual desire or coveting". It is a massive umbrella that covers thousands of individual sins, including but not limited to pipe dreams, fantasies, masturbation, wanting to get to know her, dreaming of hanging out with her, exchange of personal contact information (phone number, email, Facebook info, and everything) with her, pipe dreaming of having a "look-alike" of her, dreaming of even getting a girlfriend or getting married at all even if it is not that particular woman, if I listed all the sins that fall under the umbrella of lust, this post printed and with the sheets of paper lined up top to bottom style would cover the length of a football field and take hours if not days to read! Lust itself also falls under another umbrella; the umbrella of idolatry. Through sin and disobedience in the Garden of Eden, in the form of the consumption of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, man has eternally forfeited the Earth, as well as the right to live, marry, and multiply upon the Earth. Therefore lust, as well as dating, engagement, and marriage, are also idolatry! And neither idolatrers nor adulterers (people who have any sex at all) will ever enter into God's infinitely holy kingdom.
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This amuses me. I'm a Christian, and even I know that real scientist will never claim that everything can be proven. Why, a perfect scientist will never even boldly state there is no elephant in the room with him. It could be he missed it, or other reasons. He will state however, that it's very unlikely that there's an elephant in the room.

Try to prove any thermodynamic law. I dare you.

Science is like faith, only scientists worship Satan.

And we don't have to put all that machinery away, since Mark 16:17 states we can cast out devils!

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils;

Then they're safe to use!

Can I ask why you dislike weapons of mass destruction? If we just had wiped out Iraq, a lot of Christian lives could have been saved!

And, Monopoly, I also don't understand why atheists come here and waste that much of their time. They must be really retarded to think they can argue with the bible.
>Doesn't understand why atheists come here

This fact is the basis of the proposition that I shall make.

For years, the "science vs religion" issue has been thought of as a divisive one.

Me? I'm here to propose that we fix that.

How? By bridging the gaps between the two.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 08-20-2015, 08:39 PM

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For years, the "science vs religion" issue has been thought of as a divisive one.

Me? I'm here to propose that we fix that.

How? By bridging the gaps between the two.
We are way ahead of you, dear. Take a look at our Creation Science forum.

But before you do that, why not head on over to the Introduction Forum and start your own thread, so that we can get to know you? The instructions are quite clear.

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We are way ahead of you, dear. Take a look at our Creation Science forum.

But before you do that, why not head on over to the Introduction Forum and start your own thread, so that we can get to know you? The instructions are quite clear.

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Jesus Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? - 09-29-2015, 03:34 AM

I've started a work program for boys who are at-risk for masturbation. I have a huge collection of antique door knobs. I encourage all the boys of Landover to come to my workshop anytime they like to polish them. It's a great stress reliever and a wonderful way to shout GLORY! Remember, Jesus was a carpenter. Who knows more about knobs than a carpenter? You want to be like Jesus, don't you? Then maybe you should stop crying and just accept the gift that Jesus is offering you. Praise GOD!


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