[James Hutchins]

It has come to my attention that some horrible people are tying to link me with the UCC. To wit:

Fourth. As to your startling admission that the United Church of Christ (in your role here you represent the church) is in fact opposed to both diversity and freedom of speech within the UCC you say this: “UCCTruths is not on the blog roll for many reasons. The first and most obvious is that they do not like the UCC. For most of their existence they ran a disclaimer stating how they were proud not to be part of the UCC. Blogs that are on our blog roll ought to at least like the church they’re part of. There are plenty of blogs listed that question the UCC from time to time. That’s certainly fair. Open dialogue about our ministries is appropriate. Disinformation and personal attacks, the hallmark of UCCtruths, just isn’t appropriate.” The real problem with UCC Truths is that it has become, thanks to the estimable energies of James Hutchins, a very lively gathering place for UCC dissenters. To even imply that Hutchins and the site’s many fans don’t love their church because they dissent from its political operations is, well, shameful. To twist the disclaimer that the site is not an official UCC site into an indication the site and its UCC fans hate their own church is obviously untrue. You, good Reverend Chuck, are busy out there in Portland leading an anti-war rally. Does this mean you are anti-American? Does this mean you are not proud to be an American? Should President Bush attack you or, say, ban the New York Times because it is critical of the administration? Put simply, Chuck, the problem is that you and the church hierarchy (led by a president who refers to those of us who criticize the church as “serpents in our midst”) can dish it out but you can’t take it.

The entie web page may be found here:
http://unitedchurchofchrist.blogspot...ther-with.html

I am in the process of compiling affidavits and assembling my legal team.
Those photographs of me in compromising situations are all doctored. I do not do drugs like they purport. I have never even been indicted for any hate crimes like they infer. All I do is Gods work.

[Godsgrace]

Good God, the UCC; they're almost as bad as Unitarians...

Where can I send a check to help in your defense?

[Brother Enoch]

James, I just read this on the internets, so it must be true. It couldn't be published if it wasn't true.

I'm very distressed here. Have you been misrepresenting yourself to us? I think all of us who thought we were your brothers and sisters deserve an explanation.

We all succumb to temptation now and then, we all stray. But we have to be men, admit our errors, and submit ourselves to Baby Jesus, who will forgive us if we are honestly repentant.

Denial though, James, is a ticket straight to the everlasting fires of Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brother Hutchins, we'll need to hold a Pastoral Inquiry on this.

[SpiritualistGirl]

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch

James, I just read this on the internets, so it must be true. It couldn't be published if it wasn't true.

Sooo... everything on wikipedia is true? I doubt it.

It's possible it was a mistaken identity case or something.

[Godsgrace]

Originally Posted by SpiritualistGirl

Sooo... everything on wikipedia is true? I doubt it.

It's possible it was a mistaken identity case or something.

Why do so many fools reference Wikipedia when Conservapedia is so much more reliable?

[Cursed]

Originally Posted by Godsgrace

Why do so many fools reference Wikipedia when Conservapedia is so much more reliable?

I have two bookmarks, Landover Baptist and Bible Gateway.

If I'm wondering about something, I type it into their search engines. If there are no hits, I know it doesn't matter.

[SpiritualistGirl]

Originally Posted by Godsgrace

Why do so many fools reference Wikipedia when Conservapedia is so much more reliable?

I never really cared about wikipedia and I've never heard of conservapedia.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Originally Posted by SpiritualistGirl

I've never heard of conservapedia.

Sweet baby Jesus! Get thee there now!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Their article on atheism alone is worth its weight in gold. Her are a small collection of the topics in the article:

* 2 Attempts to dilute the definition of atheism
* 3 Biblical statements concerning atheism
* 4 Tenuousness of atheism in prominent atheists and in large populations
o 4.1 Instances of the weakness of individuals' attachment to atheism through secularistic upbringing
* 6 Atheism and communism
* 7 Criticism of atheism
o 7.2 Atheism and mass murder
o 7.4 Atheism and immoral views
+ 7.4.1 Atheism, pederasty and NAMBLA
+ 7.4.2 John Maynard Keynes and pederasty
* 8 Atheism and mental and physical health
o 8.2 Atheism and suicide
o 8.4 Atheism and obesity
+ 8.4.3 Picture of an overweight PZ Myers
+ 8.4.4 Picture of an overweight atheist Christopher Hitchens
+ 8.4.5 Daniel Dennett - atheist philosopher
+ 8.4.9 Video of an overweight atheist activist Michael Nugent
+ 8.4.10 Matt Dillahunty - popular atheist TV show
+ 8.4.11 Stephen Fry
+ 8.4.12 Picture of an overweight Taslima Nasreen
+ 8.4.13 Picture of an overweight atheist, illusionist and comedian Penn Jillette
+ 8.4.15 Photo of an overweight Steve Wozniak (atheist/agnostic)
+ 8.4.18 Kim Jong-il
+ 8.4.19 Mikhail Gorbachev
+ 8.4.20 Leonid Brezhnev
+ 8.4.23 Picture of an overweight atheist economist Walter Block
+ 8.4.24 Picture of an overweight atheist writer Carol Ann Duffy
+ 8.4.30 Lesbianism, atheism and obesity
o 8.5 Atheism, obesity and self-esteem
o 8.6 Atheists and physical and mental health related problems associated with obesity
* 9 Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
* 10 Atheism and marriageability
o 10.2 The claim that atheists tend to be quarrelsome and socially challenged men
o 10.4 Obese male atheists and marriageability
* 11 Western atheism and race
o 11.1 Atheism and evolutionary racism
* 12 Atheism and deception
o 12.1 Modern proponents of atheism and deception
* 13 Evolutionary paradigm - degree of public support
* 15 Intellectuals increasingly rejecting atheistic ideology
* 17 Liberal media - apostles of atheism
* 18 Richard Dawkins, pseudoscience, and other errors
* 19 Reasonable explanations for atheism
* 20 Atheism and the existence of evil
* 23 Atheism and debate
o 23.4 Creation scientists tend to win creation-evolution debates
o 23.5 Various ruses of Richard Dawkins concerning his alleged refusal to debate creationists
* 24 Richard Dawkins and recent debates
o 24.1 Atheist Richard Dawkins Lost a Debate to a Rabbi and then Claimed Debate Never Took Place
o 24.2 Refusal of Richard Dawkins to debate Christian apologist Dinesh D'Souza
o 24.3 Christian apologist Dr. William Lane Craig is reported to have called Dawkins a coward
* 25 Notable atheists who became ex-atheists
* 30 Internet Infidels and other atheist websites
o 30.1 Targeting of young people by atheists on the internet
o 30.2 Christians thwarting of atheist cyberbullying
* 33 Denials That atheists exist
* 34 French Revolution and atheism
* 37 Atheism quotes
o 37.1 Humorous quotes about atheism and evolution
* 38 Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

[God's Flaming Sword]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

It has come to my attention that some horrible people are tying to link me with the UCC. To wit:



The entie web page may be found here:
http://unitedchurchofchrist.blogspot...ther-with.html

I am in the process of compiling affidavits and assembling my legal team.
Those photographs of me in compromising situations are all doctored. I do not do drugs like they purport. I have never even been indicted for any hate crimes like they infer. All I do is Gods work.

Deeply distressing for you James - I have no doubt Brother that someone from that bunch of pagans has noted the Godly work you do here and has decided to besmirch your good name.

I pray for this matter to be cleared up quickly for you.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Brother Enoch

James, I just read this on the internets, so it must be true. It couldn't be published if it wasn't true.

I'm very distressed here. Have you been misrepresenting yourself to us? I think all of us who thought we were your brothers and sisters deserve an explanation.

We all succumb to temptation now and then, we all stray. But we have to be men, admit our errors, and submit ourselves to Baby Jesus, who will forgive us if we are honestly repentant.

Denial though, James, is a ticket straight to the everlasting fires of Hell.

Now Brother Enoch, just because I thought your wife's cooking tasted like puke when I came to visit last summer is no reason to hold a grudge.

True, I have spoken to 'those people' but I have spoken to catlicks, mooslimes even morons, all in an effort for them to see the error of their ways. Sadly, many deviants see these times as an opportunity to create a illegitimate smear campaign. They see you talking to a young hooker, trying to turn her life around, giving her a room at a hourly motel to sleep for the night and the next thing you know, they have you committing all sorts of perversions, some of which I have never heard of.
You all know I am a honest, fair and loving family man. God, Family and guns, in that order. May God strike me down at noon today if I strayed from True Religion©, being a KJV rabid Baptist.

[SpiritualistGirl]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Now Brother Enoch, just because I thought your wife's cooking tasted like puke when I came to visit last summer is no reason to hold a grudge.

True, I have spoken to 'those people' but I have spoken to catlicks, mooslimes even morons, all in an effort for them to see the error of their ways. Sadly, many deviants see these times as an opportunity to create a illegitimate smear campaign. They see you talking to a young hooker, trying to turn her life around, giving her a room at a hourly motel to sleep for the night and the next thing you know, they have you committing all sorts of perversions, some of which I have never heard of.
You all know I am a honest, fair and loving family man. God, Family and guns, in that order. May God strike me down at noon today if I strayed from True Religion©, being a KJV rabid Baptist.

It's possible that there's someone else with the same name.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by SpiritualistGirl

It's possible that there's someone else with the same name.

You think someone else visited Brother Enoch and hated his wifes cooking? It is possible.

[SpiritualistGirl]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

You think someone else visited Brother Enoch and hated his wifes cooking? It is possible.

I was actually talking about your original post.

[Rebuko the Clown]

I find it rediculous that Brother James would *ever* be associated on an intimate basis with CoC.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Rebuko the Clown

I find it rediculous that Brother James would *ever* be associated on an intimate basis with CoC.

Amen to that Brother Clown! Evil gay atheists must have hacked that UCC site to make gentle and innocent True Christian™ James Hutchins look bad. They do that all the time. There is even a page on Facebook falsly claiming I am a horrible person!

BTW That crate of whiskey you got me is excellent. Where did you get it again?

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by SpiritualistGirl

I was actually talking about your original post.

Silly empty headed girl! You need to make clear statements. No wonder no one understands a word you females say. My wife will walk in to a rom and say "No, I do not want to" and leave. It takes me 20 minutes of asking her questions only to find out she is finally reposnding to a question I put to her a week earlier. Please, keep up, will you?

Originally Posted by Rebuko the Clown

I find it rediculous that Brother James would *ever* be associated on an intimate basis with CoC.

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Amen to that Brother Clown! Evil gay atheists must have hacked that UCC site to make gentle and innocent True Christian™ James Hutchins look bad. They do that all the time. There is even a page on Facebook falsly claiming I am a horrible person!

BTW That crate of whiskey you got me is excellent. Where did you get it again?

Thank you gentlemen. I knew in times of crisis, I could turn to my True Christian™ brethern. Being a True Christian™ myself, I forgive Brother Enoch, knowing he lives in the frozen wasteland, surviving on the blubber of baby seals and the occassion fern. I would imagine that would take its' toll on any man's mind.
COM, I am glad you like the little gift. I found nearly a truck load abanonded on a loading dock. Being you liked it so much, next time I visit, I'll bring you another.
I will find out why all these terrible things are being daid about me and I will bring to Christian justice, the person or persons responsible.

Like in the Bible, Matthew, we hear the story of fools and hypocrites:
13But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in.
14Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.
15Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.
16Woe unto you, ye blind guides, which say, Whosoever shall swear by the temple, it is nothing; but whosoever shall swear by the gold of the temple, he is a debtor!
17Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gold, or the temple that sanctifieth the gold?
18And, Whosoever shall swear by the altar, it is nothing; but whosoever sweareth by the gift that is upon it, he is guilty.
19Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gift, or the altar that sanctifieth the gift?
20Whoso therefore shall swear by the altar, sweareth by it, and by all things thereon.
21And whoso shall swear by the temple, sweareth by it, and by him that dwelleth therein.
22And he that shall swear by heaven, sweareth by the throne of God, and by him that sitteth thereon.
23Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.
24Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
25Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.

These persons or person will feel the wrath of God for their Lying
Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness.
Exodus 23:1 Thou shalt not raise a false report.
Exodus 23:7 Keep thee far from a false matter.
Leviticus 6:2-4 If a soul ... lie unto his neighbour ... or hath deceived his neighbour ... Or have found that which was lost, and lieth concerning it, and sweareth falsely. ... Then ... he shall restore that which he took.
Leviticus 19:11 Neither lie one to another.
Deuteronomy 5:20 Neither shalt thou bear false witness.
Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord.
Proverbs 13:5 A righteous man hateth lying.
Proverbs 24:28 Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and deceive not with thy lips.
Luke 3:14 Do violence to no man, neither accuse any falsely.
Ephesians 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speaking every man truth with his neighbor.
Colossians 3:9 Lie not one to another.
James 3:14 Lie not against the truth.
Revelation 21:8 All liars shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone.
Revelation 21:27 And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.

My day of righteousness will come:
Psalm 58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
Deuteronomy 32:41 If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me.

[James Hutchins]

I was down at Tractor Supply (I love that place) getting some hitch pins and logging chains. When I came out, I found this on my windshield:

[Cranky Old Man]

Hm, only gays use post-it notes. And that handwriting is clearly not very manly. I would watch my behind James!

[Samuel Coleridge]

I believe the lady doth protest too much.
It's okay, Hutchins. We all get a little CoC curious now and then.

Yours in helping you ease into your new lifestyle,
Sam