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03-12-2008, 03:24 PM
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This is my flag, bubba.
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Sister, you could walk into heaven dripped in the blood of innocents wearing that flag. Jesus understands what we do.
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03-12-2008, 03:36 PM
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Sister, you could walk into heaven dripped in the blood of innocents wearing that flag. Jesus understands what we do.
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I wouldn't want to spend eternity with someone who would accept people "dripped in the blood of innocents" just because they were waving a flag.
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03-12-2008, 03:42 PM
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I wouldn't want to spend eternity with someone who would accept people "dripped in the blood of innocents" just because they were waving a flag.
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Then you'll be ass-raped by demons for eternity. Simple isn't it?
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03-12-2008, 03:45 PM
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Then you'll be ass-raped by demons for eternity. Simple isn't it?
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Even if I believed your book, there's nothing in it about being raped by demons in hell.
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03-12-2008, 03:50 PM
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Even if I believed your book, there's nothing in it about being raped by demons in hell.
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What about "weeping and gnashing" of teeth? If that's not referring to ass-rape I don't know what is.
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03-12-2008, 03:52 PM
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What about "weeping and gnashing" of teeth? If that's not referring to ass-rape I don't know what is.
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Weeping and gnashing of teeth simply indicate mourning - not rape.
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03-12-2008, 04:02 PM
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Prepare yourself to follow me.
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03-12-2008, 04:04 PM
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Weeping and gnashing of teeth simply indicate mourning - not rape.
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Sitting in a corner being sad is mourning. Crying your eyes out and grinding your teeth into mush means there's a demon in your backside. Is that all you think goes on in hell; people sitting around feeling blue?
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03-12-2008, 04:05 PM
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Sitting in a corner being sad is mourning. Crying your eyes out and grinding your teeth into mush means there's a demon in your backside. Is that all you think goes on in hell; people sitting around feeling blue?
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I don't think anything goes on in hell because I don't believe such a place exists.
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03-12-2008, 04:12 PM
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I don't think anything goes on in hell because I don't believe such a place exists.
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Yes, correct. And that's where the arguement lies.
Now I think even you'd agree that if there was a hell, the worst possible place you could imagine, that ass-rape would be a very real possibility?
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03-12-2008, 04:14 PM
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Yes, correct. And that's where the arguement lies.
Now I think even you'd agree, that if there was a hell, the worst possible place you could imagine; that ass-rape would be a very real possibility?
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And if frogs had wings, it would be a very real possibility that they wouldn't bump their asses on the ground.
But frogs don't have wings, and hell doesn't exist.
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03-12-2008, 04:19 PM
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But frogs don't have wings, and hell doesn't exist.
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We can all quite plainly see that frog's don't have wings. But do you think a demon is a stupid frog?? They can make themselves invisible you know.
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03-18-2008, 06:52 PM
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I don't think anything goes on in hell because I don't believe such a place exists.
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And if frogs had wings, it would be a very real possibility that they wouldn't bump their asses on the ground.
But frogs don't have wings, and hell doesn't exist.
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You've gone pretty quickly from "I don't believe such a place exists" to "hell doesn't exist." Just because you don't believe that something exists, that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. For example, I didn't believe that such cesspools of liberal depravity as Decorah could be found anywhere, let alone in Iowa, but sure enough, they exist. Now, would you care to prove that hell doesn't exist?
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03-18-2008, 07:52 PM
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You've gone pretty quickly from "I don't believe such a place exists" to "hell doesn't exist." Just because you don't believe that something exists, that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. For example, I didn't believe that such cesspools of liberal depravity as Decorah could be found anywhere, let alone in Iowa, but sure enough, they exist. Now, would you care to prove that hell doesn't exist?
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I can't prove that it doesn't exist, and you can't prove that it does - stalemate.
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03-18-2008, 08:03 PM
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I can't prove that it doesn't exist, and you can't prove that it does - stalemate.
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Backpedal much?
Also, I can prove that it exists. The Bible says repeatedly that it does, and the Bible is inspired by God.
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03-18-2008, 08:17 PM
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Backpedal much?
Also, I can prove that it exists. The Bible says repeatedly that it does, and the Bible is inspired by God.
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The Bible isn't proof of anything - it's an anthology of fractured stories edited and compiled several decades after Jesus supposedly lived and died.
The fact that Dr. Suess wrote a book that said "The Star-bellied Sneeches played on the beaches." does not mean that there actually exists somewhere a beach filled with frolicking Sneeches.
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03-18-2008, 09:11 PM
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"The Star-bellied Sneeches played on the beaches." does not mean that there actually exists somewhere a beach filled with frolicking Sneeches.
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I bet there's a lot worse than Sneeches crawling around your neighbourhood. You're probably in one of those subdivisions selling crack through car windows.
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03-19-2008, 12:53 AM
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Yes, correct. And that's where the arguement lies.
Now I think even you'd agree that if there was a hell, the worst possible place you could imagine, that ass-rape would be a very real possibility?
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I think there's a real difference in attitudes here. To a decent, godfearing Christian like you, being anally violated by over 30 of Satan's servants doubtless sounds like a strange and horrific experience; on the other hand, to a harlot like Dances, it sounds like a fairly standard Thursday afternoon.
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We can all quite plainly see that frog's don't have wings. But do you think a demon is a stupid frog?
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Well, Sartre did famously say that Hell was other French people...
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I can't prove that it doesn't exist, and you can't prove that it does - stalemate.
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Jesus will break that stalemate when He chucks you into Hell.
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The Bible isn't proof of anything - it's an anthology of fractured stories edited and compiled several decades after Jesus supposedly lived and died.
The fact that Dr. Suess wrote a book that said "The Star-bellied Sneeches played on the beaches." does not mean that there actually exists somewhere a beach filled with frolicking Sneeches.
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If there was such a beach, doubtless your secularist doctrine of "natural selection" would require you to round up all the Sneeches without stars and take them away to be gassed.
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03-19-2008, 02:16 PM
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I think there's a real difference in attitudes here. To a decent, godfearing Christian like you, being anally violated by over 30 of Satan's servants doubtless sounds like a strange and horrific experience; on the other hand, to a harlot like Dances, it sounds like a fairly standard Thursday afternoon.
Nah, I save the kinky stuff for special occasions.
Well, Sartre did famously say that Hell was other French people...
Actually, he said it was other people - he didn't specify a nationality.
Jesus will break that stalemate when He chucks you into Hell.
He might if it weren't for the fact that he's long dead and Hell doesn't exist.
If there was such a beach, doubtless your secularist doctrine of "natural selection" would require you to round up all the Sneeches without stars and take them away to be gassed.
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Do you even know what the moral of the story of "The Sneeches" is? It's twofold: 1 - Be happy with who you are. 2 - No one is better than anyone else simpyl because of what they have or don't have.
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Re: Put your fave or new Pithy Christian Sayings here -
03-26-2008, 04:33 PM
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And if frogs had wings, it would be a very real possibility that they wouldn't bump their asses on the ground.
But frogs don't have wings, and hell doesn't exist.
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I was reading this thread with great interest until this tramp starting going off sexually about all this hot, wild, gyrating rear end bumping that frogs do. I assume this would be after they find themselves in hell.
It also seems foolish to say that hell does not exist in the same sentence as frogs. Did not Moses call forth multitudes of frogs against Pharaoh and everyone knows Pharaoh is burning in hell as we speak. I can only assume that the frogs went with him, arse bumping all the way. See Exodus 7.25-8.6 if thou knowest not the story by heart like us True Christians™
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