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Default Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" - 07-30-2010, 01:59 AM

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Yes until the age of 19 and thats when the weight gain begins. By the time they are 30 they are 350 pounds of spagetti!

Hey! I am not 350 pounds of pasta! The Flying Spaghetti Monster would be 350 pounds of pasta if it were real-- which it is not.

Just because I am a little rounded and unworthy of Brother Dewitt does not mean that I am shaped like a giant beach ball. All the curves are there, they're just -- expanded. And I'm in my 50's now, at 30 I was still a size six, (in some places.)

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Default Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" - 07-30-2010, 02:26 AM

I think anything between a size 6 and a size 10 is perfectly normal. The girls over here are slightly obese, probably 12 or something.
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I think anything between a size 6 and a size 10 is perfectly normal. The girls over here are slightly obese, probably 12 or something.
You think a size 12 is obese?

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I think anything between a size 6 and a size 10 is perfectly normal. The girls over here are slightly obese, probably 12 or something.
No one cares what you think, pervert.

Why are you even here?


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No one cares what you think, pervert.

Why are you even here?
I was not being a pervert Ezekiel! How could you say that? I was merely pointing out that handmaiden may not be as rounded as she thinks, so that her self esteem does not hit rock bottom! After all, low self esteem will reflect in the quality of the food that she will be cooking!

So, peace Ezekiel.
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I heard if a spearchucker fornicates with a bagelmuncher, the baby is born with one glass eye. That picture would seem to confirm it.
There might be something to that theory. Sammy Davis Jr. was a Jewish Negro and he had a glass eye.



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I was not being a pervert Ezekiel! How could you say that? I was merely pointing out that handmaiden may not be as rounded as she thinks, so that her self esteem does not hit rock bottom! After all, low self esteem will reflect in the quality of the food that she will be cooking!

So, peace Ezekiel.
Ahem, that Pastor Ezekiel to you. Clearly, you are not on a first name basis with the gentleman.

And my self-esteem doesn't sit around all aquiver at what you might have to say.

Once, I valued myself for my intellect, but much as changed since those deluded days.

My self esteem lays with the Lord and His love for me. In as much as those are true and real, I have joy in my heart and do not measure myself by the world's idea of worth-- be it looks, finances or social standing.

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Default Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" - 07-31-2010, 02:34 AM

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Notice how Negroes are unpredictably violent, lashing out at normal people for no apparent reason? This "Professor" wanted to fly to Philadelphia to stoke racism with her angry mob of "friends" and engage in provocative protests. Then, when Negroes are complemented for being able to float by Sister BTB, the Sassy Negress lashes out in a violent and hateful explosion of aggressive and abusive language!!!

This is an excellent example of how the Negro race is quick-tempered, ruled by their raw jungle impluses, and prone to violence.
No that's not the case.
They just have a low tolerance on the stupid bull crap that comes out of people's mouths, and I don't blame them. She didn't have any right to have said what she said either.
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She didn't have any right to have said what she said either.
Can you write that in American?


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Default Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" - 07-31-2010, 03:29 AM

You know what I've been wondering - how come this interspecies marriage can produce offspring? I think it must be something like this:
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There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown

So there were giants back then, but there are no giants now. You also see old pictures of the results of men marrying animals - like half man/half goat, and half man/half bull or half man/half nigra. There were probably also things like half American/half Italian or half Christian/half joo.

So just as there are no giants now, and no man goats or man bulls, soon there will be no man italians or man joos or man nigras. I guess that's the way that God organises things.

I wish He'd hurry up a little, though.


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So there were giants back then, but there are no giants now. You also see old pictures of the results of men marrying animals - like half man/half goat, and half man/half bull or half man/half nigra. There were probably also things like half American/half Italian or half Christian/half joo.

So just as there are no giants now, and no man goats or man bulls, soon there will be no man italians or man joos or man nigras. I guess that's the way that God organises things.

I wish He'd hurry up a little, though.
Those freaks didn't die out on their own - it took a lot of killing. Notice how in the Book of Joshua etc. when a city is captured God commands the killing of "everything that breathes". He didn't say "kill all the people" because then nobody would know what to do with the mermaids and so on.

I mean, think about your average muslim town - can YOU tell the difference between the women and the camels? Even the muslim men don't seem to distinguish them.

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There might be something to that theory. Sammy Davis Jr. was a Jewish Negro and he had a glass eye.
I heard he was a very good marble player.


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Lenny Kravits is a biracial, handsome, talented singer-songwriter - so much for the LBC argument that children born to biracial couples are all defective.
I believe Brother Temperance asserted that a particular blend -- Negro and Jew -- results in a child with one glass eye, like Sammy Davis, Jr. or Lenny Kravits.

That is certainly a defect. It doesn't mean the resultant semi-human is not without some uses.


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Default Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics" - 08-03-2010, 05:18 AM

I think it is a sign of holiness and great trust when one marries from another ethnicity, also all the hate and so that is leveled at such relationships and marriages, I feel one has to have a very pure heart to not be daunted by even the prospect, or not factor it into ones considerations even. I'm not saying all such relationships are good, but imho they can be. In the end, love isn't an answer, it's just a 'way'. A direction, not a conclusion. That's how I'm starting to feel.. Stuff is difficult to convey.

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My understanding was that any offspring of an unholy union of two different species/ethnics led to a child/hermaphrodite/disabled type of subhuman hellspawn that has no soul?
If God had wanted us to interbreed he would not have had us all in different parts of the world, its only all the ethics wanting Gods bounty in our lands (as they sin so much theirs are horrible places) that brings them here where they can rape our women folk and steal from us like parasites.


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My understanding was that any offspring of an unholy union of two different species/ethnics led to a child/hermaphrodite/disabled type of subhuman hellspawn that has no soul?
If God had wanted us to interbreed he would not have had us all in different parts of the world, its only all the ethics wanting Gods bounty in our lands (as they sin so much theirs are horrible places) that brings them here where they can rape our women folk and steal from us like parasites.
I have no idea about soul as my expertise is in animals. Some animal hybrids are capable of reproduction, such as a coydog (coyoteXdog) wolfdog (wolfXdog) pixie bobs (bobcatXdomestic cat). So why God would allow such things to reproduce, but not such a noble animal as the mule, is beyond me.


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