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Default Older cartoons and some Godly counsel needed - 01-21-2018, 06:05 PM

Dear True Christians™,


I was thinking about this today during my prayer time and sweet Baby Jesus wanted me to bring this up...There have been a few threads here that dealt with the newer sinful shows that our children have no business watching, but, what about shows with talking animals? The older shows? For example, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Scooby Doo, I could go on. I am scared for our children because things like this only serve to teach every sin that Jesus abhors. Right now I am praying for my Vinnie because people at his school STILL watch this trash and it's driving me nuts that they are trying to be a bad influence on him with all this. I am considering either enrolling him in homeschool or putting him in a True Christian™ school. Any advice from True Christians™ would be most helpful and most appreciated!
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Bible Re: Older cartoons and some Godly counsel needed - 01-21-2018, 06:23 PM

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I was thinking about this today during my prayer time and sweet Baby Jesus wanted me to bring this up...There have been a few threads here that dealt with the newer sinful shows that our children have no business watching, but, what about shows with talking animals? The older shows? For example, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Scooby Doo, I could go on. I am scared for our children because things like this only serve to teach every sin that Jesus abhors. Right now I am praying for my Vinnie because people at his school STILL watch this trash and it's driving me nuts that they are trying to be a bad influence on him with all this. I am considering either enrolling him in homeschool or putting him in a True Christian™ school. Any advice from True Christians™ would be most helpful and most appreciated!
Mr. Coreleone,

Please be informed that this Bugs Bunny character is without any reasonable doubt a fluffy bunny false Christian and, even worse, a sodomite. This is simply proven by his unnatural affection to hairy males of the so-called 'bear cult'.



To be more precice, this is also a travesty and mockery of a Biblical story that we all know so well and cherish.

2 Samuel 20:9
And Joab said to Amasa, Art thou in health, my brother? And Joab took Amasa by the beard with the right hand to kiss him.

Look at the vile image. Now look at the verse. The right hand, right? Disgusting and we all know what happened!

2 Samuel 20:10
But Amasa took no heed to the sword that was in Joab's hand: so he smote him therewith in the fifth rib, and shed out his bowels to the ground, and struck him not again; and he died. So Joab and Abishai his brother pursued after Sheba the son of Bichri.

I rest my case.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Older cartoons and some Godly counsel needed - 01-21-2018, 06:48 PM

Enough said, Thank you. I believe I am going to start home schooling Vinnie after this. He does not need to be exposed to such filth.
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Default Re: Older cartoons and some Godly counsel needed - 01-22-2018, 03:39 AM

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Dear True Christians™,


I was thinking about this today during my prayer time and sweet Baby Jesus wanted me to bring this up...There have been a few threads here that dealt with the newer sinful shows that our children have no business watching, but, what about shows with talking animals? The older shows? For example, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Scooby Doo, I could go on. I am scared for our children because things like this only serve to teach every sin that Jesus abhors. Right now I am praying for my Vinnie because people at his school STILL watch this trash and it's driving me nuts that they are trying to be a bad influence on him with all this. I am considering either enrolling him in homeschool or putting him in a True Christian™ school. Any advice from True Christians™ would be most helpful and most appreciated!
Mr. Etheldreda would see to it I had a black eye for every day I suggested government schools should raise his children to offer up to their socialistic government overlords. Don't be afraid you spank some sense into your foolish wife for dressing them up and sending them off to government schools to be raised by and to support naught but a government bureaucracy slowly but surely operating to appease a Homosexual Agenda. Unless you want your children to grow up thinking it's "normal" for two homos to pretend they're a decent, law abiding, God fearing couple capable of raising children and contributing to society, you might want to remove them as soon as heavenly possible. In public schools your children will be taught that the homosexual death-style is a viable alternative to serving Christ, and that Jesus doesn't mind watching them touch themselves at night. Is this really the lessons you want them to learn?

I just sit my children down in front of the Holy Bible and have them copy it from Genesis to Revelation for six hours a day. Then they do chores. They learn history, geography, science, math, social studies, and government as well as how to contribute to a Godly Community. If you don't trust you wife to accomplish this on her own, you can contact Brother Larry for his comprehensive curriculum. I don't know if he taints his business by working with non-verified, self-identified Christians, but it can't hurt to ask.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Older cartoons and some Godly counsel needed - 01-23-2018, 02:10 AM

Mrs. Etheldreda,


Be assured that Mrs. Coreleone and I have had a long talk about this issue today and Vinnie is officially out of public school as of tomorrow. I will, personally, be homeschooling Vinnie because Mrs. Coreleone will have enough to do to last her all day and into the night!


I really don't want to impose on Brother Larry right now until I have attained True Christian™ status. I have heard Beka Books is an excellent resource for schoolwork? Could you weigh in on this? Thank you!
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Be assured that Mrs. Coreleone and I have had a long talk about this issue today and Vinnie is officially out of public school as of tomorrow. I will, personally, be homeschooling Vinnie because Mrs. Coreleone will have enough to do to last her all day and into the night!


I really don't want to impose on Brother Larry right now until I have attained True Christian™ status. I have heard Beka Books is an excellent resource for schoolwork? Could you weigh in on this? Thank you!
Did you mean "Abeka Books"? They're okay, I suppose. They are loyal to Jesus by teaching children how to answer questions about creation and prosperity and why homosexuals make Jesus cry all the while sounding like they've thought critically about the issues, pretending to weigh information no True Christian™ would ever actually burden their dear child's precious mind with. I suppose if you want to use store-bought curriculum you could do worse, although I trust Brother Larry personally.

In the Etheldreda home we use the Holy Bible exclusively. The day starts before dawn for the girls. They prepare breakfast and tidy up any things left out the night before. They tend to the babies who are not yet capable of doing much more than listen to Bible Verses and learn how to follow orders the first time given. Then they make a nice breakfast for the boys and clean up while the boys tend to the chickens. School starts with a Pledge of Allegiance, followed by Scripture Memorization Performances. Then the children sit down at the dining room table and pick up writing Scripture where they left off the day before. Penmanship is very important and along the way they learn all they need to know to reach Heaven (2 Timothy 3:16). This way we don't spend any money unnecessarily and certainly not to line the pockets of people who are not affiliated with God's Favorite Church and I get multiple hours of peace and quiet.

I am confused as to why you would teach your child yourself. Is your wife an invalid? Is she too retarded to teach him how to read and write? Is she defiant? What does she do all day that she can't take care of a single child? I hate to assume you're some kind of pansy, but wanting to do woman's work at home certainly looks suspicious, dear. You might want to consider pissething against the wall, like a man of God.


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Default Re: Older cartoons and some Godly counsel needed - 01-23-2018, 03:31 AM

Mrs. Etheldreda,


Yes, Abeka is correct, thank you. I accept the rebuke given to me and I will act accordingly. I am currently taking applications for a servant to do our work so it would free Mrs. Coreleone to homeschool Vinnie. It shouldn't take long to hire someone.
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