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Arrow Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 02:47 AM

Hello everyone;

I am not here to argue or judge any of you, I've been here for a quiet a long time already, just reading through most of the threads on this forum.

I am here to tell you that you are right, I agree with you. I am pleased that I found this website, since it has awaken a feel that I did not know I had, which is my hate to god, please read further, even though I know you just think I am an atheist and am here to preach or whatever.

I completely agree with you that if you are a christian, you must follow word by word, you just can't choose what to follow and what not and therefore reading through some topics such as "selling my daughter", "rape victims to marry their rapist", etc... being supported by the bible which was inspired by god. I hate him, I hate Jesus Christ of Nazarene for he is the real lier, for he is the real blasphemer, he was not the son of God, he was God, his own god. He was born a Jewish, therefore he should have stayed a Jewish and follow the word by word. He was killed because he was a blasphemous lier, I do not worship Satan, but I'd rather live knowing that I will go to hell when I die, than live and worship the scumbag you call God, no god of mine will support all the nonsense I read on this forum. Because my god is pure, he supports good things, rather than evil, such as pain suffered from rape, such as making woman less valuable than man, such as treating woman like objects, such as judging others for the colour of their skin, and the list goes on.


I've been wanting to write this a long time ago. I've been an agnostic since I started to "think", not just seeing thoughts thru my mind, but actually think in an intelligent way. Although sometimes I feel the need (like any other human being) to worship a higher power, but the good side, like god... I do not go to church though, because I rather give my money to the poor than the thief reading quotes from the past... but all my thoughts of worshiping god have banished since I visited this forum...


Just want to say... thank you for opening my eyes.. You will go to heaven because you follow the bible word by word, I will die and go to hell proudly rejecting the word of hate, intolerance, sexism, etc..
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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 02:51 AM

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Hello everyone;

I am not here to argue or judge any of you, I've been here for a quiet a long time already, just reading through most of the threads on this forum.

I am here to tell you that you are right, I agree with you. I am pleased that I found this website, since it has awaken a feel that I did not know I had, which is my hate to god, please read further, even though I know you just think I am an atheist and am here to preach or whatever.

I completely agree with you that if you are a christian, you must follow word by word, you just can't choose what to follow and what not and therefore reading through some topics such as "selling my daughter", "rape victims to marry their rapist", etc... being supported by the bible which was inspired by god. I hate him, I hate Jesus Christ of Nazarene for he is the real lier, for he is the real blasphemer, he was not the son of God, he was God, his own god. He was born a Jewish, therefore he should have stayed a Jewish and follow the word by word. He was killed because he was a blasphemous lier, I do not worship Satan, but I'd rather live knowing that I will go to hell when I die, than live and worship the scumbag you call God, no god of mine will support all the nonsense I read on this forum. Because my god is pure, he supports good things, rather than evil, such as pain suffered from rape, such as making woman less valuable than man, such as treating woman like objects, such as judging others for the colour of their skin, and the list goes on.


I've been wanting to write this a long time ago. I've been an agnostic since I started to "think", not just seeing thoughts thru my mind, but actually think in an intelligent way. Although sometimes I feel the need (like any other human being) to worship a higher power, but the good side, like god... I do not go to church though, because I rather give my money to the poor than the thief reading quotes from the past... but all my thoughts of worshiping god have banished since I visited this forum...


Just want to say... thank you for opening my eyes.. You will go to heaven because you follow the bible word by word, I will die and go to hell proudly rejecting the word of hate, intolerance, sexism, etc..
Its not to late Robby Boy, REPENT and accept Jesus.
I hope you know that Jesus is not happy with you right now. REPENT Robby, repent.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 02:52 AM

Before you ban me, because you probably will, I have a question.


What is this KJV bible? Why another version of the bible? Isn't the traditional bible the word of god, glorious and therefore it should not be changed in anyway? I wish to know more, thank you.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 02:58 AM

I thought you said you were reading threads? How did you miss this one?
Thread: How do we KNOW The KJV Bible is The ONLY Word of God?


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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 03:00 AM

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I thought you said you were reading threads? How did you miss this one?
Thread: How do we KNOW The KJV Bible is The ONLY Word of God?

Thank you, I sure did miss that one.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 03:00 AM

You hatred of Allah (pigs be upon him) will not go unnoticed.

SURA 47:38. Behold! you are those who are called upon to spend in Allah's way, but among you are those who are niggardly, and whoever is niggardly is niggardly against his own soul; and Allah is Self-sufficient and you have need [of Him], and if you turn back He will bring in your place another people, then they will not be like you.

SURA 48:6. And [that] He may punish the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women, and the polytheistic men and the polytheistic women, the entertainers of evil thoughts about Allah. On them is the evil turn, and Allah is wroth with them and has cursed them and prepared hell for them, and evil is the resort.


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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 03:07 AM

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Of course it will not, I never said it would?


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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 03:14 AM

Welcome to God's favorite forum, boy. Please tell us about yourself, your religious background, and what sins and perversions you've been wallowing in.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 03:19 AM

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Of course it will not, I never said it would?


Too bad I won't enjoy the virgins Allah will reward me right?
Would much follow after your own lusts for virgins than serve Allah(pigs be upon him). Such thoughts will send you to the rivers of hell.

SURA 14.
28. Have you not seen those who have changed Allah's favor for ungratefulness and made their people to alight into the abode of perdition
29. [Into hell? They shall enter into it and an evil place it is to settle in.
30. And they set up equals with Allah that they may lead [people] astray from His path. Say: Enjoy yourselves, for surely your return is to the fire.


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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 03:32 AM

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, boy. Please tell us about yourself, your religious background, and what sins and perversions you've been wallowing in.


Hello Ezekiel, thank you for your welcome I was clearly not expecting one

I'm just a normal guy of 19 years old, I am a music producer as a hobby and am stuying to become a soundtech. I was raised a catholic, until I turned 13 and realised that catholics are the worst scumbags of all, and I for sure would not be part of it, when I was about 14 a friend took me to a an Evangelical Church, at first I was happy being there, until I got to know some people and realised that the only purpose for them to be there, was to meet new people, socialize, perhaps meet a girlfriend/boyfriend, prasing God being the last thing. A little after I started to become agnostic little by little, and here I am a person full of sin, most which I don't really regret, I consider myself a very good person, I would not hesitate to help anyone in need, anyway... I'm not a saint, and I don't intend to be one.
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I'm just a normal guy of 19 years old, I am a music producer as a hobby and am stuying to become a soundtech. I was raised a catholic, until I turned 13 and realised that catholics are the worst scumbags of all, and I for sure would not be part of it, when I was about 14 a friend took me to a an Evangelical Church, at first I was happy being there, until I got to know some people and realised that the only purpose for them to be there, was to meet new people, socialize, perhaps meet a girlfriend/boyfriend, ....
SCREEEEECH! Hold it right there, butterscotch.

"Perhaps" meet a WHAT?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 03:43 AM

May be you see it as the right place to meet your future wife, I agree... but believe me when I say that these people are just looking for sex, and the list goes on.
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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 10:15 AM

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Default Re: Hello, I'm Rob. - 11-23-2010, 12:56 PM

Just about every Catlick I've ever known as a child becomes an athiest later in life. It's like Catholicism is a machine that makes people hate religion at a young age. You are one more data point that supports my observations.

I've never known this to happen with Christians.

However, I do hope Jesus opens your eyes, and you see the glorious light! My friend, there is no better feeling in the wold, trust me on that one!


He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
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