I am so pleased that Comey's viciously dishonest characterization of events has completely vindicated Donald Trump and his version of events, which is as he has made plain on television, in front of millions of viewers. Comey is, by his actions, clearly a partisan hack.
Comey is a liar, and even the act of recording his conversations with our President suggests something nefarious. I sure hope Trump has the evidence to prove what a snake Comey is. Unfortunately, Trump has told me to expect to be disappointed. (However he may have been speaking in a more general sense.)
Of course, the real issue here, as always, is the leaks. This is a dangerous time for America, and if we want to #Make it Great Again, we need to crack down on unflattering factual depictions of our President. Only our President can declassify information, how and when his whims demand, and he has shown himself to be more then capable of giving the American people a clear indication of his true competence and honesty. If the GOP establishment is capable of passing anything this session, I hope that they can pass a law classifying all Presidential communications to close this gaping loophole. Of course, this will require granting a large number of security clearances to certain members of the press and lobbyists, a process which I'm sure that Trump's new FBI director Wray can expedite; he sounds like a man with his loyalties straight, and if not, we can always do this again.
At some point, Sen. Pocahontas (I love that!) is going to try to start impeachment proceedings, and I can begin sending her the sort of
voice mails I've been sending Al Green. The threats will be empty, however, because she and her party have already hung themselves blue. All that Trump loyalists need to say is, "
Show me the investigation!" Which she can't. Because if one thing is clear from this Comey Island freak show, it is that on
three separate occasions Donald Trump was not under investigation. And thank God for the leakers of Comey's dismissal letter that put this inescapable fact plainly before the eyes of the American public; thank God for Trump's serendipitous emphasis of this fact in said letter.
Finally, I am extraordinarily pleased to see that the Donald is not the sort of man to take all of this lying down. Comey, if you think you know obstruction of justice, think again, because you ain't seen nothing yet. You're going to pay for your dishonest and self-serving attempt to inform the American people and members of Congress.