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Originally Posted by David Rothstein
Happy Passover Pastover
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PASTOVER
During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage.
Agreements
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7 "Hmm... I suppose a healthy diet of pasta is a pretty important observance in addition to the regalia, and that not getting killed is pretty important to you.
8 You must be able to work for the pasta you need, as I, like a forgetful fish owner, am not a terribly dependable provider of such things.
9 I understand that you must be respectful to societal norms in order to do that.
10 But there must be some way to recognize my followers, that I may bless them accordingly.
11 And how am I to know my followers if not by the omnipresence of flamboyant sea-faring style?"
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17 Nay, the true Pastafarian in hiding shall don small symbols of their faith under mildly pirate-inspired clothing such that they may show the signs and share the style whilst not betraying mainstream society's tentative and volatile acceptance.
18 But let us also designate a day in each season specifically for the observance of that which is holy and wholesome as pasta and piratedom, since we are so hidden at other times.
19 Let us stew the sauce for days on end, and give a portion to mark the entrances of sacred halls in which we gather as a place of free, open-hearted love and acceptance, as well as the possible location of a really awesome party.
20 Likewise, whenever and wherever we congregate, the doors shall be with marked with a banner of sauce colour as a declaration of intent to our lord and invitation for all others to join in our revelry.
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My Sauce is particularly yummy this year, I will be marking my doors with the Marinara on Holy Pastover in remembrance of His first touch.