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01-29-2014, 03:51 AM
Every single person who appears on the cover of that satanic magazine (founded and owned by joos) will have a special place reserved for them in hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-29-2014, 04:06 PM
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George W. Bush was on the cover three times (none of the articles dealing directly with his war crimes), Richard Nixon four times (His daughter Trisha one time), Oven Mitt Romney made it not to mention Ronald Reagan was also on the cover... to name a few.
Perhaps you are onto something other than a cabana boy.
By the looks of it Pope Francis is going to break that trend you suggest!
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01-29-2014, 04:59 PM
Artwork on a wall near the Vatican:
2 Timothy 3:16
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01-29-2014, 05:24 PM
Poop Frankie is a Marxist, and if you're ok with a commie leading your weirdo cult, hey, more power to you.
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01-29-2014, 08:03 PM
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You have to admit that God really nailed it on this folks.
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The only time GOD "nailed it" on some-one it was HIS son JESUS.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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03-05-2014, 05:01 PM
Wow... even thought he is against being seen as superstar of global proportion, his Holiness now has a magazine dedicated to him!
Is there any leader in this world whose example is one such undeniable piety and grace? A leader whose message is so universal and pure that they have the love of the entire planet?
Just when you think his reaching out can't get any better we get this.
Bless you, my copy-machine flyers in a global market world,
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03-05-2014, 06:40 PM
^^^ You two ever get a room? Talk about perverse man-love, and a with a messican to boot.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-05-2014, 07:54 PM
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Wow... even thought he is against being seen as superstar of global proportion, his Holiness now has a magazine dedicated to him!
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"Titanic", eh?
I suppose they call it that because he "goes down" on everyone.
Far be it from me to point out Francis’s lack of critical thinking skills that are a vital part of being pope but here we have a man who has been indoctrinated since birth, who believes the bells and smell, ornate ritual, pointless chanting, who worships Mary, thinks the human digestive tract turns bread into flesh and wine into blood, etc.
From the moment he was born to some minion of Satan in a luxuriously appointed high-class home to the moment some fish-hatted Cardinals set fire to dry paper, this guy has been deluded and lied to (and probably worse than that) by shaman priests.
What hope had he? He is now fully qualified in a skill as important as Teletubbie anatomy.
And don’t get me started about how self-seeking hucksters took the Words of to form an undemocratic hereditary succession never intended by Our and .
If there was a proper vote, I’d vote for “any pope that was a Borgia.” At least you they were honest in their devotion to the Devil and the Whore of Babylon.
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03-05-2014, 11:50 PM
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Artwork on a wall near the Vatican:
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I've heard of the Flying Nun before, but never the Flying Pope.
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03-06-2014, 04:59 AM
Apparently these t-shirts are selling like hotcakes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-06-2014, 05:10 AM
This guy might make a decent pope:
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03-06-2014, 06:26 PM
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Artwork on a wall near the Vatican:
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As I understand this, the pope is as real as Superman and is escaping with a bag of valuables.
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03-12-2014, 02:47 PM
It seems America has totally fallen for Pope Francis. Everywhere you turn there is a glowing article speaking to the "Francis" effect and how he ( The choice of God to be His messenger on earth) has revitalized The Church after a mild period of doldrums and occasional clergy/parishioner misunderstanding.
Now The Washington Post has joined his legion of new fans who can't help but be drawn in by this humble servant of Christ and his message of compassion and fairness... the very message Jesus gave to His first Pope Saint Peter.
In all of this I cannot seem to find any articles on Baptist leaders held in such high respect only ones about being held pending bail!
I predict serious and continued growth of The Church as a result of the hand of Jesus working so deftly through His servant Francis.
Bless you, my green-eyed hucksters,
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03-12-2014, 03:00 PM
I suppose the only good news here is that this Bible law breaking poor excuse for a Christian will be the last Pope ever. Assuming the Catholics have the decency to obey Saint Malachy's predictions on the matter.
I will never understand how 1.2 billion people can take someone serious who refuses to judge gays while Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:26-27 make it very clear God does not approve of gays. What is next? Officially Pope approved condoms?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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03-13-2014, 07:43 PM
The avalanche of admiration continues for The Pope!
It seems congress has invited his holiness to drop by and grace the various proceedings with his presence. Republicans and Democrats alike are excited and intrigued to have the Christ's Vicar pay them a visit no doubt in hopes that some of his honesty and character will rub off on the ever fractious lower house.
Will this international love-fest ever end?
I doubt it. It seems God really wants the message out and has chosen a messenger like few we have ever seen before.
(Perhaps Pastor Zeke's invite was lost in the mail or delivered to the wrong trailer.)
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten? -
03-14-2014, 03:27 AM
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The avalanche of admiration continues for The Pope!
It seems congress has invited his holiness to drop by and grace the various proceedings with his presence. Republicans and Democrats alike are excited and intrigued to have the Christ's Vicar pay them a visit no doubt in hopes that some of his honesty and character will rub off on the ever fractious lower house.
Will this international love-fest ever end?
I doubt it. It seems God really wants the message out and has chosen a messenger like few we have ever seen before.
(Perhaps Pastor Zeke's invite was lost in the mail or delivered to the wrong trailer.)
Bless you, my calamitous cultlings,
Father Mo
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Yes indeed, and I might add that it is high time that the pope descend on congress and finally deny Pelosi those Sunday wafers for supporting abortion - but I digress.
After decades of dwindling attendance (and declining collection baskets) the cash flow must have been getting a little low at the Vatican bank. Time to bring out the talking snake oil - and with a puff of smoke a new pope emerges.
Sure, the loony left-wing MSM is in love with him - not only is he a little Marxist git, but also doing the Bible "New Coke" with the gays. Just like Vatican II of the 1960's ran out of steam, everyone will soon tire of the "New Pope".
It's really quaint that the pope now has a Latin Twitter account - like the Holy Roman Empire is going to return soon. It's been a long time since the Monarchs of Europe would come to kiss his ring.
Bless you too - my over indulgent incense sniffer.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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03-27-2014, 01:15 PM
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...It's been a long time since the Monarchs of Europe would come to kiss his ring.
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Who needs the Monarchs of Europe when the President of the United States and his senior foreign policy cabinet members are dropping by to offer their praise and admiration?
Mind you, they are only a small part of a near endless list of world and business leaders beating a path to the doors of earthly righteousness. Michelle Bachman at a county fair in Iowa eating a corn-dog like spaghetti is about as big as it gets for you folks!
(Did she learn that from her 'husband' or from Pastor Zeke?)
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03-27-2014, 01:53 PM
This is OUTRAGEOUS!
How on earth can you stoop to such a rock bottom and insinuate that there is something "sexural" happening when Michelle eats a foot long corn dog.
Get your mind out of the gutter Lester. Not everything that gets put into mouths refers to despicable sexual acts.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-27-2014, 05:12 PM
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How on earth can you stoop to such a rock bottom and insinuate that there is something "sexural" happening when Michelle eats a foot long corn dog.
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Sadly that image reminds papist rapists (or is it rapist papists?) of a certain oral activity because they think the smaller proportions of altar boys makes their "Anthony Weiner" look a foot long...
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That certainly is an interesting article! I thought this part was interesting: "Pope Francis announced last month that a Vatican committee would be set up to fight sexual ... children in the Church. "
What do expect when a Mary worshipper names himself after Satan Francis of A Sissi?
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03-28-2014, 04:44 AM
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Who needs the Monarchs of Europe when the President of the United States and his senior foreign policy cabinet members are dropping by to offer their praise and admiration?
Mind you, they are only a small part of a near endless list of world and business leaders beating a path to the doors of earthly righteousness. Michelle Bachman at a county fair in Iowa eating a corn-dog like spaghetti is about as big as it gets for you folks!
(Did she learn that from her 'husband' or from Pastor Zeke?)
Bless you, My dealate demagogue,
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So Michelle Obama is off visiting China while Obama is at The Hague meeting with the G7 - and that troublesome Danish Prime Minister Jezebell shows up again. Then off to the Vatican to meet with the pope - more photo ops and "cool factor" as Obama gives the pope some watermelon seeds from the White House garden. Maybe he's explaining to the Pope how he is forcing the Little Sisters of the Poor to pay for contraception through ObamaCare. Is the pope going to kiss Obama's ring?
Speaking of corn-dogs, while Obama continues to transubstantiate corn into ethanol maybe Obama is looking for the recipe to those transubstantiated high protein wafers to feed the poor. Meanwhile neither one of them has any idea what to do about RasPutin and the Ukraine.
Bless you too, my misguided mackerel snapper.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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