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Default What If The Tea Party Was Black: Some Hypotheticals Are Insane! - 01-26-2011, 11:44 PM

Some crazy blogger posted an article in which he posed the following hypothetical: What if the Tea Party were Black? Check out how crazy he is:
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Imagine that hundreds of black protesters were to descend upon Washington DC and Northern Virginia, just a few miles from the Capitol and White House, armed with AK-47s, assorted handguns, and ammunition. And imagine that some of these protesters —the black protesters — spoke of the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like were enforced by the government? Would these protester — these black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most whites as a danger to the republic?
Simple!! The nigras would never make it to such a rally because True Christian™ God-Fearing cops would pull them all over, smell marijuana through their car windows, search their cars, find the stolen gang weapons, and arrest them on drugs and weapons charges. The truth is that silly liberals like this guy don't think their hypotheticals through. Just like their evolution hypothetical. I beg you not to read the whole article...it will make you stupider just doing so.

It is just another example of the insane crazy stuff liberals like to sit in their ivory towers and ask of each other. You can see these Birkenstock-wearing, leftist, elitists sitting around their coffee shops, sipping their lattes and asking each other crazy hypotheticals like:

"What if the Tea Party were Black?"

"What if the races were reversed when our country was founded and it was the whites were the slaves?"

"What if women were equal to men?"

"What if the gayness was natural and not a sin?"

"What if God did not exist?"

Then they race off to get some sort of government grant to study indigenous tribes for 20 years while trying to answer such silly questions in the name of "sociology"...the stupidest of all "-ologies." When they finally have suckled at the teat of Uncle Sam for as long as they can get away with, they write a book and go on NPR.

In reality, the answer to each of these questions is obvious: A quick smack over the head with a KJV Bible and a sharp rebuke.

While I understand that science fiction writers like these like to come up with all sorts of crazy ideas, the simple FACTS are that the Tea Party does not have Angus members because few of the cursed darkies are True Christians™ and, therefore, are not True Americans!


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Default Re: What If The Tea Party Was Black: Some Hypotheticals Are Insan - 01-27-2011, 12:08 AM

Amen Brother!

Asking questions like this is like asking "what if cats were dogs?" Well they're not, it's a stupid question so you're absolutely right a good smack over the head with a KJV Bible (large print edition) should shake their brains into proper thinking.


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Default Re: What If The Tea Party Was Black: Some Hypotheticals Are Insan - 01-27-2011, 12:12 AM

The fact of the matter is that if the Tea Party were a bunch of voodoo worshiping Black muslims instead of Godly White Christians, then they wouldn't be persecuted for their religion and the color of their skin. Being Godly White Christians in our society practically assures that you will be persecuted in the media, in the education system, in all corners of our society. This is because liberals hate God and want to make Jesus cry.


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Default Re: What If The Tea Party Was Black: Some Hypotheticals Are Insan - 01-27-2011, 12:17 AM

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...then they wouldn't be persecuted for their religion and the color of their skin.
So true. Christians are the new minority. We are persecuted EVERYWHERE in our own country!


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Default Re: What If The Tea Party Was Black: Some Hypotheticals Are Insan - 01-27-2011, 09:49 AM

This is another failed attempt by the lamestream media to try and frighten good Christians.

"hundreds of black protesters... armed with AK-47s, assorted handguns, and ammunition. And imagine that some of these protesters —the black protesters — spoke of the need for political revolution, and possibly even armed conflict in the event that laws they didn’t like were enforced by the government? Would these protester — these black protesters with guns — be seen as brave defenders of the Second Amendment, or would they be viewed by most whites as a danger to the republic?"

Doesn't anyone remember the Black Panthers? They were seen as EXACTLY THAT... "Brave defenders of the Second Amendment". I remember those people standing, armed, on courthouse steps demanding their rights. No one threw them in jail for that. White Christians aren't racists, we ALLOWED those people to do that. But now that we're condemned by the heathen lamestream media for doing the exact same thing the Black Panthers did 40 years ago. What was the difference? It's because we're Christians, and the Black Panthers were godless atheist commie revolutionaries.

What does that say about our country?



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Default Re: What If The Tea Party Was Black: Some Hypotheticals Are Insan - 01-27-2011, 11:23 AM

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The fact of the matter is that if the Tea Party were a bunch of voodoo worshiping Black muslims instead of Godly White Christians, then they wouldn't be persecuted for their religion and the color of their skin. Being Godly White Christians in our society practically assures that you will be persecuted in the media, in the education system, in all corners of our society. This is because liberals hate God and want to make Jesus cry.
Exactly. If the Tea Party were a bunch of uppity Negroes, the lamestream media would take everything they said as Divinely inspired and inerrant and would play the race card whenever any one dared to disagree with them.


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