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Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 12:26 AM
Praise be to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds, and peace and blessings be upon the Trustworthy Prophet Muhammad and upon all his family.
Greetings again my friends.
I have been away training my Brothers to become American citizens ready for when they arrive in Freehold to build our new place or Worship.
As soon as we get the necessary permissions through the Authorities a new Super-Mosque will be a welcome sight within the Freehold community.
We all know that Jesus (piss be upon him) is an important place in the Koran. As a messenger of Allah (pigs be upon him) we have great respect for Him.
Happy Birthday Jesus Christ. Peace be upon you and all your followers.
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 03:24 AM
Holy hopping hummus! The Arabs are coming!
Remember, Abdul, that America is the land of Freedom...especially freedom of religion. That means that by moving to America you darned Muslims are infringing Christian religious freedom!
Not only that, you are taking jobs at the 7-11 convenience stores right out of the mouths of every honest hardworking Christian American who would, er, put a job at 7-11 into their mouth. Um, that came out badly. I mean, who would put food from a 7-11 in their mouth...no, that's not it, no one would do that. Have you seen their "nachos"? Good Lord, they look like they came all the way from Mexico nailed to the saddle of Pancho Villa. In 1915.
Never mind the previous paragraph. I became hysterical.
We Americans are a logical, pragmatic, free, Christian, overweight, inventive, Christian people who are, overwhelmingly, Christian. You have never lived until you have seen a 450-pound woman wearing a bikini eating deep-fried hog snouts at a county fair in Dead Straight, Missouri...and praising the Lord as she goes. No burkah. No ankle-length robes covering up 16 pounds of C4 explosive. And NO CAMELS!
So don't go infringing America's religious freedom by forcing our Christian nation to accept you and your foreign ways.
Just stay in...wherever you are at.
Peace be upon you and your mammy.
~~ OEJ
Last edited by One-eyed Jack; 12-25-2007 at 03:32 AM.
Reason: Tweaking for effect
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Abdul-Khaaliq
We all know that Jesus (piss be upon him) is an important place in the Koran. As a messenger of Allah (pigs be upon him) we have great respect for Him.
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Jesus Christ is not the ugly sister to your paedophile prophet. Moo-hammed is not worthy to lick the desert sand from Christ's feet. Christ is God made manifest; you can't steal or manipulate that. Jesus has been sending your ugly little brown faces back to hell for centuries now and it will continue until His kingdom on earth is reality. You cannot defeat Our Saviour.
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Deranged moon-worshipping terrorist.
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 10:51 AM
Greetings Brothers Deaner and Jack.
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Holy hopping hummus! The Arabs are coming!
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Too late, we are already here. From my Base high up in the Mountains above Freehold we watch and wait.
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you are taking jobs at the 7-11 convenience stores right out of the mouths of every honest hardworking Christian American
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Nonsense. my cousins own every 7-11 in the State. We are harder working and can offer much cheapness better than any American.
You underestimate the power of the Islamic Oil Dollar. Our Camels have all been traded-in replaced by American made armour plated Limousines.
You Americans have only a short time before Islam rules your land. We can then force those American Women to cover up their well proportioned bodies.
Praise Allah. Blessings upon him.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 11:29 AM
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Happy Birthday Jesus Christ. Peace be upon you and all your followers.
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Yeah! Happy Chrstmas to you too Mr Leaky. What did Santa bring you and your 12 wives and 18 Children this year?
Loads of Welfare benefits I expect
It's about time you got down from those Mountains and thanked Jesus for not killing you yet.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Abdul-Khaaliq
Nonsense. my cousins own every 7-11 in the State. We are harder working and can offer much cheapness better than any American.
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Can it get any worse with you guys ? Is this what you are selling to the Godly Americans ?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Deranged moon-worshipping terrorist.
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 02:56 PM
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-25-2007, 04:07 PM
Alright, so I relied on outmoded stereotypes in mentioning the camels. Go ahead, sue me.
So! You are here. Hiding in the mountains of Iowa, waiting your sneaky Muslim chance to swoop down from those craggy glacier-draped heights and defile our beautiful blond women with your headscarves and your sandals, your oil-dollar bling and your cheaply printed pocket Korans.
(Say, which spelling does a real Muslim prefer -- Quran, Al-Qur'an, Koran, or just BOOK OF DAMNED LIES?)
And I am telling you right now, I am never shopping at a 7-11 again! Take that economic hit, you swarthy hook-nosed foreign devil.
In America anyone can worship any god they please, and I'm telling you up front that it BETTER BE THE CHRISTIAN GOD or there will be dire consequences! We make an exception for Unitarians since they don't know their rear end from a gopher hole, but Allah and Muhammad are definitely unwelcome in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave Christians.
So, Abdul, since you are already here, I would advise you to go back to wherever you came from.
Peas be upon you -- good old American Sugar Snap climbing peas, that is!
For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth. Psalm 33:4
~~ OEJ
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-26-2007, 01:41 PM
Oh dear we seem to be having another Raghead invasion.
You know, I've just about had my fill of Americans Butt-kissing Muslims over the last few years. It's about time Free-thinking Christian Americans bombed your backward country back in to the Stone age where it has always belonged.
You can't fool me with your "Islam is a peaceful Religion". I've never said that all Muslims are Terrorists, but I HAVE SAID all Terrorists are Muslims.
You may think you can hide up in those Mountains Mr Camel Jockey but with Freehold Security out to hunt you down you can't stay there for long.
God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-26-2007, 03:43 PM
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and can offer much cheapness better than any American.
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WHOA there, Mr. Al-Ticking Timebomb, we won't stand for any of your homersexual propositioning on this Holy Board.
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-27-2007, 01:38 AM
Do we call homeland security, send a troll alert or just ban the entire cafilla back to the desert?
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday -
12-27-2007, 11:12 AM
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Do we call homeland security, send a troll alert or just ban the entire cafilla back to the desert?
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Don't worry Brother, as soon as pastor BJ gets back from his Ministering of the Homeless NOT GAYS, I'm sure these Towel-Headed Demons will be "blown" back to Iraqiganistanislab.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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