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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:40 PM
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Look here you slut young lady, you should be far more concerned with your salvation. Papist, ring kissing, Mary worshiping cathreliks are not allowed in heaven
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You will never understand the sheer amusement I get from you cult following baboons. Listen here, Dewitty! No cult following loony is going to DARE tell me what to do. Heaven--Hell. Ah, well. I don't care where I go as long as I have fun on Gods good earth.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:44 PM
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Look here you slut young lady, you should be far more concerned with your salvation. Papist, ring kissing, Mary worshiping cathreliks are not allowed in heaven
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Shut up.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:44 PM
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No cult following loony is going to DARE tell me what to do.
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The problem is that you won't listen to God or Jesus. You are a disrespectful little girl who could learn some manners.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:44 PM
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Oh, Drizzle. I'd be so embarrassed to even admit that. I have no issue that you do that, but I could never imagine myself doing that. Just the thought makes me pale in the face.
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Embarrassment is God's way of telling you you're doing something wrong. You have to look for the signs he's giving you. Why would you do ANYTHING that you wouldnt do right in front of God?
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Kittenmuffin: I do not enjoy quotes from that book. Because you think it gives some sort of validity to your statement, but it really doesnt.
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It's the world of God!!!! What could be more valid?
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by That Catholic Chick
You will never understand the sheer amusement I get from you cult following baboons. Listen here, Dewitty! No cult following loony is going to DARE tell me what to do. Heaven--Hell. Ah, well. I don't care where I go as long as I have fun on Gods good earth.
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Well aren't you special, I will have you know that This is Gods Favorite Church and the True Christian Members of it will be allowed into Heaven! Now if you want to discuss cults lets do so. The Cathrelik Church and all of its pedophile priests and the sheepel who attend it, now there is a cult!
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:47 PM
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Well aren't you special, I will have you know that This is Gods Favorite Church and the True Christian Members of it will be allowed into Heaven! Now if you want to discuss cults lets do so. The Cathrelik Church and all of its pedophile priests and the sheepel who attend it, now there is a cult!
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The Christian Church and all of its pedophile priests and sheepel who attend it, now there is a cult!
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:49 PM
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Shut up.
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Hate, that what you God Mockers do best! Enjoy Hell!
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02-28-2010, 06:50 PM
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Hate, that what you God Mockers do best! Enjoy Hell!
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I'll see you there.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:54 PM
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Well aren't you special, I will have you know that This is Gods Favorite Church and the True Christian Members of it will be allowed into Heaven! Now if you want to discuss cults lets do so. The Cathrelik Church and all of its pedophile priests and the sheepel who attend it, now there is a cult!
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How do you know this is Gods favorite church? God probably thinks you're crazy.
Nah, we're not a cult. I can list all the reasons why we're not a cult. But this isn't a debate forum( I was told this like twice) so there would be no use talking about it, now would there?
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:57 PM
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How do you know this is Gods favorite church? God probably thinks you're crazy.
Nah, we're not a cult. I can list all the reasons why we're not a cult. But this isn't a debate forum( I was told this like twice) so there would be no use talking about it, now would there?
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Your signature is awesome.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:58 PM
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I'll see you there.
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When I get there I'm gonna bring some cookies and we're not gonna share 'em with any of the cult followers. LOL!
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 06:59 PM
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When I get there I'm gonna bring some cookies and we're not gonna share 'em with any of the cult followers. LOL!
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yes, if you follow a cult you will burn in hell. what does that have to do with us, though? and why are you so excited to be going to hell?
there are no cookies in hell.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:02 PM
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yes, if you follow a cult you will burn in hell. what does that have to do with us, though? and why are you so excited to be going to hell?
there are no cookies in hell.
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I disagree!
I'll bring the milk and stereo
And some pizza! I cant wait
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:05 PM
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yes, if you follow a cult you will burn in hell. what does that have to do with us, though? and why are you so excited to be going to hell?
there are no cookies in hell.
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Oh, trust me honey it has a lot to do with you. People who are involved in cults are usually in denial about being involved in a cult. Your feelings are normal. One day you'll see.
When I'm older I probably won't be Catholic anymore. I won't involve myself in any religion. It's too silly. People like you judging people based on what religion they're involved in. I will still believe in god though.
I'm excited because Dewitty, you and that cat muffin are goin to be there.
No cookies in hell, eh? Looks like I'm gonna have to make some from scratch.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:13 PM
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I disagree!
I'll bring the milk and stereo
And some pizza! I cant wait
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Well then, enjoy yourself...
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:15 PM
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I disagree!
I'll bring the milk and stereo
And some pizza! I cant wait
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Oh, yes yes yes!! We'll do the Thriller dance, we'll even get a chance to do the Macarena. We're gonna have a blast, muffin. And with all the hell fire we'll be able to make some excellent smoores.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:19 PM
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Well then, enjoy yourself...
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I'll be on a lookout for you. You'll prolly get a headstart though. Cheater! xD
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:25 PM
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I'll be on a lookout for you. You'll prolly get a headstart though. Cheater! xD
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Watch your tongue, If I were your father I would be beating you brainless right now.
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:27 PM
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Oh, yes yes yes!! We'll do the Thriller dance, we'll even get a chance to do the Macarena. We're gonna have a blast, muffin. And with all the hell fire we'll be able to make some excellent smoores.
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Excellent! I'll have to practice my MJ moves a little tho
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Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? -
02-28-2010, 07:30 PM
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Watch your tongue, If I were your father I would be beating you brainless right now.
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If you were my father i would be beating you brainless right now.
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