Well, if this don't beat all:
Naked Vermont Governor Almost Eaten by Bears
So the Democrat governor of Vermont (a gay-marriage state!) was in his back yard naked and almost got eaten by bears. Admitting that he was outdoors naked ought to be enough to prosecute him right there for public indecency. The gov further admitted that he sleeps naked, which I'm sure is a crime too. God-fearing Christians, of course, are never naked at any time since you don't when you're gonna get Raptured - surely, nobody but a homo would risk getting Raptured without clothes and have to run around Heaven in the buff. But of course, homos can't get Raptured - they're going straight to Hell!
Anyway, the Vermont homo pervert governor says he he saw the bears in his back yard and ran outside to grab his bird feeders, but got attacked by the bears and barely escaped. Well, I think it's pretty obvious what really happened - the gov was trying to have sex with the bears. Like all libs, he can't control his beastly urges, unlike Christians who got the Bible and guns so they don't need sex.
Vermont Governor loves bears
Not surprisingly, bears universally support Democrats
Of course, libs don't limit themselves to having sex with bears. A certain American "president" is obviously directly descended from Kenyan monkeys.
Show us your birth certificate
Even the libs themselves admit they come from monkeys. The founder of the Democrat Party, Charles Darwin, wrote whole books about it. Of course, his evolution hoax is anti-Christian hogwash, but the part about Negroes descending from monkeys is true, though it happened within the past 6000 years, not "millions of years" like the evolutionists claim. There's no way that Negroes could be descended from a white couple like Adam and Eve.
You've no doubt heard that African monkeys got AIDS, and since AIDS is sexually transmitted, it's a no-brainer to conclude that this horrible disease got into the human population because of Negroes having sex with monkeys. Then white homos spread the disease even further. Of course, it was God's plan to use AIDS to rid the world of Negroes and homos, but then the Democrats invented Obamacare to make AIDS treatment free, while the death panels try to bump off Christian grannies.
There is no end to the evil that Negroes and their lib fellow travelers have inflicted on human society. Maybe it's time we extended the hunting season.