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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 03:50 PM
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That's because you have only met false preachers who are liars and would rather fill their church than save your eternal soul,
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 03:50 PM
Friend, you do not realize it but that is the sulfurous breath of Satan in your ear, telling you the game is 'good for you'.
How could you possibly want to 'get it on' with Garry Newman?
I am sure 'Twister' is very poplar among you naked teens, six packed abs and sweaty entangled bodies. You make me want to vomit!
Friend, I can tell you continued playing will lead you to hell. Not today, not tomorrow, but soon enough.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever. .
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
I'm sure Garry Newman is even now ringing his Joo lawyer to take us down by using his millions he made from exploiting the masturbation needs of teenage boys.
We tremble in fear because we don't have faith in the protection of our Lord one bit!
What did he promise you for this dreadful toadying? A life sucking out leaves from his swimming pool while lubricating the sex aids used in his orgies?
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You make evrything sound horrible!
Masturbating teanagers? Well over 60 percent of the gmod players are over 18
Well let me tell you why so many gamers hate religions. Its becuase a lot of religiouns descriminate games not because we are satanic
Oh and why do you hate homosexual and masturbating so much? It wont effect you
Also you probablly already know im athiest, not racist and not homophobic.
Being homophobic and racist is worse than playing video games and almost demonic
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04-18-2012, 04:06 PM
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Being homophobic and racist is worse than playing video games and almost demonic
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So you believe in demons?
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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04-18-2012, 04:10 PM
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So you believe in demons?
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Im trying to speak your language! Ok evil
I dont beieve in satan
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04-18-2012, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CreeperFacePalm
You make evrything sound horrible!
Masturbating teanagers? Well over 60 percent of the gmod players are over 18
Well let me tell you why so many gamers hate religions. Its becuase a lot of religiouns descriminate games not because we are satanic
Oh and why do you hate homosexual and masturbating so much? It wont effect you
Also you probablly already know im athiest, not racist and not homophobic.
Being homophobic and racist is worse than playing video games and almost demonic
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Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Pretty much sums things up.
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04-18-2012, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Pretty much sums things up.
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You could just speak english
Oh and dont avoid my question
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04-18-2012, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by CreeperFacePalm
You could just speak english
Oh and dont avoid my question
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Friend,
We are not here to indulge in your perversions about virtual worlds of people's imaginations. We are here to talk about the real world and how to ensure you enter Heaven when you leave it.
We only respond to you gamertards when you arrive because you are so obviously in need of God and guidance towards His love.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 05:59 PM
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...Oh and also garry newman has read this forum...
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And he's probably rofling (and facepalming) over how so many maroons can completely miss the point.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 07:01 PM
Ok, this is piffleing hilarious. How do you guys come up with this stuff!?
Garry's mod is a gae where you can spawn in various characters from various games. It is up to the player to choose how to play the game. Those pictures you posted are player creations, and therefore a player created it. The makers of the game did not incourage people to make sculptures like that. So shut the piffle up.
The valve crew does not create the mods you can install in-game. Most of them are created by the community so it is up to you to choose what you have in your game and what you don't have.
For the furries thing... That is probably a furry roleplaying server and they probably warn you stuff like this would happen. If you don't wanna see animals having sex, just play singleplayer.
Now I'm looking at the tags you put. If there is a pervert here, it's you. Masturbation material? gay agenda??? Satan worshiping baby killers?????????
This thread just show how many stupid people are out there. I guess I'll just start speaking like you then.
I can count to potato.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by I like turtles
Ok, this is piffleing hilarious. How do you guys come up with this stuff!?
Garry's mod is a gae where you can spawn in various characters from various games. It is up to the player to choose how to play the game. Those pictures you posted are player creations, and therefore a player created it. The makers of the game did not incourage people to make sculptures like that. So shut the piffle up.
The valve crew does not create the mods you can install in-game. Most of them are created by the community so it is up to you to choose what you have in your game and what you don't have.
For the furries thing... That is probably a furry roleplaying server and they probably warn you stuff like this would happen. If you don't wanna see animals having sex, just play singleplayer.
Now I'm looking at the tags you put. If there is a pervert here, it's you. Masturbation material? gay agenda??? Satan worshiping baby killers?????????
This thread just show how many stupid people are out there. I guess I'll just start speaking like you then.
I can count to potato.
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Friend, you made your point about how 'illiteracy is fun-de-mental' at the beginning of your post. Satan must love you.
Being retarded like you are is nothing to be proud of
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by I like turtles
Ok, this is piffleing hilarious. How do you guys come up with this stuff!?
Garry's mod is a gae where you can spawn in various characters from various games. It is up to the player to choose how to play the game. Those pictures you posted are player creations, and therefore a player created it. The makers of the game did not incourage people to make sculptures like that. So shut the piffle up.
The valve crew does not create the mods you can install in-game. Most of them are created by the community so it is up to you to choose what you have in your game and what you don't have.
For the furries thing... That is probably a furry roleplaying server and they probably warn you stuff like this would happen. If you don't wanna see animals having sex, just play singleplayer.
Now I'm looking at the tags you put. If there is a pervert here, it's you. Masturbation material? gay agenda??? Satan worshiping baby killers?????????
This thread just show how many stupid people are out there. I guess I'll just start speaking like you then.
I can count to potato.
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Jesus brought you here by turning your intolerance against you, friend. Why not get with Jesus and contemplate the simple fact that we are the only Christians unafraid to tell it like it is instead of trying to get you into church by telling you lies about God and what He hates.
Feel free to prove us wrong about any of the Biblical reasoning we have used.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 07:45 PM
This is so silly that I decided to write a silly haiku for garry's mod:
God hates garrys mod
A christian said it was so
play the stupid game
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Forest Spirit
This is so silly that I decided to write a silly haiku for garry's mod:
God hates garrys mod
A christian said it was so
play the stupid game
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I wondered how long it would be before we found out the Japs were at the heart of this.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-18-2012, 10:53 PM
You seem to be able to find perversion out of anything!
As they always say "You Gotta Be One To Know One"
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-19-2012, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Ditchass
I like to be informed on more then just my own point of view and have also enjoyed your's. You should really put your-self in other people's point of view to sound less like an ignorant ass with only one view. Be more open minded, it's how our wonderful civilization has advanced thus far. BTW, in reply to the pms you sent me. I am not really a whore just because I am not Christian does not mean I don't have a moral compass, I also do not worship Satan simply because it is very hard for me to worship something I do not believe in. <depraved homosexual advances deleted>
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I haven't sent you any PMs, Ditchass. And please stop making advances toward me. I am not interested in your sodomitious perversions.
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You people are insane. Enjoy your piffleed up life style for ever in fear of something that does not exist.
BTW This is racist <-- Yes, it is racist when Muslims blow themselves up trying to kill us.
as is this. <-- Why do you hate Jews?
This is just hurtful, I know being mental retarded is not a choice. <-- So now you equate homosexuality with retardedness. Interesting.
Racist. <-- How is it "racist" to show Jesus beating up MooHamHead, the false prophet of Islam? It's symbolic. It'd be racist if we made MooHamHead white or something, since he was not.
Cute. <-- That's Mr. Jack O'Fagan. Please do not make a pass at him.
Again, racist. <-- Indeed, it is racist for Muslims to blow themselves up in an attempt to kill civilized folk.
Perfect pic of all of you. <-- Are you suggesting we have "I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa" bumper stickers?
Racist. <-- Why is it racist? MooHamHead recommended his people drink camel urine. Google it (Islam and camel urine) and learn something.
and cute. <-- At least you appreciate James Bond. And killing of the deserving.
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Originally Posted by CreepyFacedHairyPalmed
You make evrything sound horrible!
Masturbating teanagers? Well over 60 percent of the gmod players are over 18
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Hmm. And at what point does one stop being a teenager? 18? Nope. 19? Nah.
20.
So where are your statistics about the number of people aged 20 or over who play this blasphemous filth?
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Oh and why do you hate homosexual and masturbating so much? It wont effect you
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Because we don't want homosexuals and masturbators to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire. Why do you hate homosexuals and masturbators?
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Also you probablly already know im athiest, not racist and not homophobic.
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I know you're too stupid to spell "atheist", and that you're an anti-Christian bigot.
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Garry's mod is gae where you can spawn in various characters
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That's absolutely disgusting. It reminds me of the lyrics from a truly revolting German song that I found a young member of my congregation "banging his head" to: Laichzeit by Rammstein. I have no idea what is wrong with German people.
You make me want to vomit. Gae spawning in various characters, indeed!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-19-2012, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by CreeperFacePalm
You seem to be able to find perversion out of anything!
As they always say "You Gotta Be One To Know One"
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That makes sense. Just like you have to be a skinhead neo-Nazi to recognize one in a white pride parade.
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04-19-2012, 12:14 AM
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That makes sense. Just like you have to be a skinhead neo-Nazi to recognize one in a white pride parade.
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Or a tattooed thug in a hoodie! God bless George Zimmerman.
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-19-2012, 06:27 PM
u guys are nuts lol
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Re: God hates garrys mod -
04-19-2012, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by The Atheeist View
u guys are nuts lol
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Witness the result of playing in Garry's Mud.
Learn to spell "atheist" and to write complete and intelligent sentences, then try again.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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