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For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
11-15-2012, 12:44 AM
Those stupid workers at the factory didn't stop production until a couple of days after the election. I guess all they have is Fox News in Burma.
Selling points: - They're quite absorbant.
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Anyway, they mostly look like this.
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Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
11-15-2012, 01:00 AM
Are they flammable? If not, you could roll them up and use them as soundproofing/insulation.
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Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
11-15-2012, 02:37 AM
Cotton is very soft and therefore has many "hygienic" applications. I imagine they are all 100% cotton, and certainly not of mixed fibers? I would prefer to wipe myself with Obama shirts, out of respect for Christ, but those are far too expensive for the dire straits our economy is in. I'm sure Our Righteous King would understand.
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Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
11-15-2012, 02:48 AM
My wife will take 300 of them. We are going to save money during her unclean time.
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Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
11-15-2012, 02:57 AM
Put me down for a pallet load. We can use them here at Landover Baptist University in the Animal Testing/Vivsection Department. You would be shocked at how much blood comes out of a Chimpanzee when you jab a fork in its eye.
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Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
11-15-2012, 04:06 AM
The church will be donating a couple of tons of these shirts (in a wide variety of sizes) to Kenya for Christmas.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Amen, Pastor -
11-15-2012, 03:37 PM
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The church will be donating a couple of tons of these shirts (in a wide variety of sizes) to Kenya for Christmas.
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This warms my heart.
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But whosoever shall deny me before men,
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Re: Amen, Pastor -
11-15-2012, 03:57 PM
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This warms my heart.
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Why do you hate Mr Obama? He seems a real stand up guy.
I would have thought that being a black woman you would have been dead centre of his demographic.
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Re: Amen, Pastor -
11-15-2012, 06:36 PM
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Why do you hate Mr Obama? He seems a real stand up guy.
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Why do you Obamaniacs turn everything into Obama worshiping? This thread is not about Obama, it is about t-shirts. Please bother to read a little before you take your finger out of your behind to hit that reply button.
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Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
11-16-2012, 12:33 AM
These sound like they would make great stocking stuffers! Say, speaking of Christmas shopping, I'd like to remind everybody that I still have plenty of the wonderful toy items available at the link contained in my signature below.
And by "plenty," I mean I haven't been able to sell even one of them. I would definitely be willing to give a volume discount to anybody who purchases three or more.
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Re: Amen, Pastor -
11-16-2012, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Why do you hate Mr Obama? He seems a real stand up guy.
I would have thought that being a black woman you would have been dead centre of his demographic.
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Don't ever call me a black woman again, you punk thug liar!
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. -Revelation 21:8
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: For sale: thousands of Mitt Romney T-shirts -
12-05-2012, 11:31 PM
One day in the near future, those Mitt Romney T-Shirts will be valuable reminders of a spectacular error.
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