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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 01-25-2014, 01:46 AM

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Sorry there's obviously some daddy issue/master-slave bdsm thing going on here and while maybe not gay, there is certainly sexual subtext. Although maybe the man that wrote the bible put anti gay things in it to quell his latent homosexual feelings
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Your case is irrelevant, as you have ascertained that you are a drug fiend who will soon be selling those satan crap disguised as "science" of the mind.

GOd (who in case you missed wrote the Bible) has no daddy/gay issues.

Maybe those issues are in the eye of the beholder a.k.a. you.

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 01-25-2014, 01:48 AM

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Dude, you don't get it? I don't believe in the bible. I know it's fairy tales...
All the more reason to read it, and know it better than the opposition.

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Oh, yeah? How's that working out for you?

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First try figuring what side I'm on.


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-16-2014, 06:46 AM

The liberal agenda is already using gay marriage as a reason to force their perverted Satanic agenda onto our children. Watching our children being corrupted by demonic videos like these makes me weep. This is why we need to ban gay marriage. At least there was one child who recognized the evils of homosexuality.

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The liberal agenda is already using gay marriage as a reason to force their perverted Satanic agenda onto our children. Watching our children being corrupted by demonic videos like these makes me weep. This is why we need to ban gay marriage. At least there was one child who recognized the evils of homosexuality.

I've seen that video and suspected the children were trained actors. So I conducted my own psychological study by asking random children how they felt about gay marriage. You can see the results below.









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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-16-2014, 08:29 AM

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I've seen that video and suspected the children were trained actors. So I conducted my own psychological study by asking random children how they felt about gay marriage. You can see the results below.
Thank Jesus! That had me worried. That is how I expect kids to act at the frightening prospect of sexual perversion. It is sickening how low liberals will go in order to convert children into their ranks. They'll go so far as to use children as pawns to manipulate other children into thinking that gay marriage is "in" and "hip" with other kids and that they'll be an outcast if they don't accept it. Terrible.

As horrible as exposing children to gay marriage is, I know you did it for a good cause.

Here's another more realistic depiction of gay marriage. This child had dreams of becoming and obedient wife, that were dashed away by homosexual fiends. Lucky she wasn't a male or she might be anally raped right then and there. As shown in this video, homosexual parents are also more likely to teach their children to become sluts and whores who have children without getting married.

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Cool Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-16-2014, 08:19 PM

I don't know WHAT impression you're getting of gay people, but I can tell you that most of us don't want to 'convert' straight people into being gay. And we're also not pedophiles. Some of us actually DON'T watch porn . And we wouldn't show it to children. That's just wrong. Horrible really. Bad idea. We don't choose this life, we just are. Just sayin'
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-16-2014, 08:27 PM

Hitler has nothing to do with gay marriage. It was just an opinion. Now I'm gonna say that you're all homophobes because you say that being gay is wrong (you are homophobes anyway), and I'm not gonna listen to this bull *** potty language removed *** anymore.

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-16-2014, 10:19 PM

I'm sorry if I insult or hurt anyone on here, but when I think an article is off, or wrong, then I want to voice my opinion. Please forgive me for any future things I might say.
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-21-2014, 10:28 AM

ALL OF THOSE "REASONS" ARE BASELESS AND FLAWED.

allowing gays, bi's, pan's, trans's and all other sexuality will in NO WAY affect the current structure of society. why must you arrogant assholes ban what should happen
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-21-2014, 10:53 AM

God tell us that fags are an abomination.
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-21-2014, 10:57 AM

oh really. now why would that be what makes them such a "abomination"
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-21-2014, 11:23 AM

Did you read any of those links to the Bible?
God tells us they are an abomination. It is not for us to argue with God.


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allowing gays, bi's, pan's, trans's and all other sexuality will in NO WAY affect the current structure of society
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God is not John Stuart Mill, and the Holy Bible is not On Liberty. If Biblical morality were based on the Mill harm principle, it would look very different.


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-21-2014, 04:52 PM

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oh really. now why would that be what makes them such a "abomination"
Did you ever consider that maybe Jesus doesn't want to watch naked men insert their tallywackers into each other? Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have anal sex.

Though besides that, it is not God's responsibility to explain why His laws are in place or why it would be immoral to break the laws He sets in place or what the social consequences of violating these rules are. Homosexuality is offensive to God and that is reason enough to prohibit it. Why did God decide is homosexuality an abomination? We don't need to know. We just need to know that it is.
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oh really. now why would that be what makes them such a "abomination"
It's disgusting.
It's depraved.
It's rebellious.
It's offensive.
It's smelly.
It's considered "progressive" in today's society, and so there must naturally be a push-pack lest the next generation be swept up in this sea of lust and debauchery. We love our children enough to show them the dangers of certain paths, and anal sex is one such path bad enough the LORD saw to it that it was included in the Holy Bible. Think about that. Washing your hands after deification isn't even in there, so much does the LORD desire us to know the importance of avoiding homosexuality.


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-21-2014, 11:25 PM

Being gay is not whats called "progressive" coming out as gay is...because they can no longer be arrested...or outright beaten the a pulp anymore.
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-21-2014, 11:55 PM

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Being gay is not whats called "progressive" coming out as gay is...because they can no longer be arrested...or outright beaten the a pulp anymore.
They may not be beaten to a pulp in this earthly life, but they certainly will when they come face to face with Satan's tallywhacker in Hell. And you call yourself a "smart" person?


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-22-2014, 12:06 AM

ah I'm sure if Satan is as Beautiful as it says on the bible then I'm sure his "tallywacker" wouldn't be such a bad fate for a gay person
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