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05-03-2012, 10:59 PM
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he was a Jew
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I don't get it. Is that Utah humor or something?
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05-03-2012, 11:00 PM
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he was a Jew
There are real believers of God and there are stupid ignorant mormons like you!
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WRONG!
And quit calling us Mormons!
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-03-2012, 11:25 PM
Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
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05-03-2012, 11:32 PM
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Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
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Huh? Who said we hate Jews?
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05-03-2012, 11:45 PM
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Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
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Don't be silly. Jesus is not a joo. Why else he would be throwing all the joos in hell as it says in the bible?
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05-04-2012, 03:20 AM
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Don't hate Jews if was a Jew
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If that's your idea of a holocaust joke, it ain't funny. I don't get it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-04-2012, 09:41 PM
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If that's your idea of a holocaust joke, it ain't funny. I don't get it.
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That wasn't a joke
I thought Jesus was a Jew?
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-04-2012, 09:43 PM
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That wasn't a joke
I thought Jesus was a Jew?
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Jesus was the Son of God. God with His skin on as my 6 year old says. M oron. He may have been incubated by a Jewess, but that doesn't make Him a jew.
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05-05-2012, 04:22 AM
I understand now. Praise Jesus in all His glory!
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05-05-2012, 04:25 AM
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That wasn't a joke
I thought Jesus was a Jew?
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Jesus was no damned joo! Read THIS!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-05-2012, 05:08 AM
Not exactly a joke by definition, but I have heard a remake of Robert Palmer's single "Bad case of loving you" (Note that the original lyrics promoted sexual immorality and fornication, what evil satanic work). I don't have the full lyrics yet, but here is all I can remember as of yet.
"Doctor, doctor, give me the gas bill
I've got a, bad case of killin' Jews!"
1 Samuel 18:25,27 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king.
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-06-2012, 02:48 AM
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Not exactly a joke by definition, but I have heard a remake of Robert Palmer's single "Bad case of loving you" (Note that the original lyrics promoted sexual immorality and fornication, what evil satanic work). I don't have the full lyrics yet, but here is all I can remember as of yet.
"Doctor, doctor, give me the gas bill
I've got a, bad case of killin' Jews!"
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These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone. And also that one wasn't even funny
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-06-2012, 02:56 AM
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These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive...
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Says the rapist.
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...I wear hoodies because I want to hide my gender. That's how I rape girls and turn them lesbian.
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Why are you concerned about the feelings of people you've never met (Holocaust victims) yet so unfeeling for those you probably have (rape victims)?
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...and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone...
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Go read your Bible and learn about how Jesus treated people who did not accept His message (calling them dogs, vipers, etc.).
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Tastes differ. Or are people allowed to believe whatever they want as long as they agree with you?
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-06-2012, 02:56 AM
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These Jew jokes are awful they are offensive and I thought Christians were supposed to follow Jesus' example and not ridicule anyone. And also that one wasn't even funny
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Jesus can't stand joos. They killed Him you know.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-20-2012, 05:09 PM
I found this cool website with cartoons. The humor is a little off color (mainly because they are submitted by a-rabs), but I managed to get a chuckle. Apparently it's a competition and you can win a camel or a 2nd wife or something.
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-20-2012, 05:46 PM
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I found this cool website with cartoons. The humor is a little off color (mainly because they are submitted by a-rabs), but I managed to get a chuckle. Apparently it's a competition and you can win a camel or a 2nd wife or something.
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I don't get it.
Is this Israel saying that giving into the Palestinian demands for territory that would compromise Israel's security is equivalent to sending Jews back to Auschwitz?
That's what I'm getting, anyway.
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05-20-2012, 06:24 PM
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I don't get it.
Is this Israel saying that giving into the Palestinian demands for territory that would compromise Israel's security is equivalent to sending Jews back to Auschwitz?
That's what I'm getting, anyway.
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The joke is that the muslims probably walk against the wall because they think there is a trainstation.
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
05-20-2012, 08:33 PM
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The joke is that the muslims probably walk against the wall because they think there is a trainstation.
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Now THAT is funny!
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10-12-2016, 11:35 PM
So I was really tired one morning, and I accidentally put my toast in a mug and my orange juice in the toaster.
I told my husband that the jewce just got back from Auschwitz
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
10-15-2016, 02:09 AM
This is completely offensive and something that my friends at the Antidefamation League will be interested in. May G_d have mercy on you who seem to think that this kind of thing is funny.
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