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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-17-2013, 04:21 PM

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That's as maybe. But it would keep them from oestrogening the place up when we could be focussing our attention on the young, vibrant, firm thighed young male youths crying out for succor from Jesus.

Nothing clouds an eager young youth's nimble mind and mouth more that the distractions of skanks who are probably going to Hell anyway.

A separate forum for female introduction would keep their supple young minds and bodies focus firmly on message of the Good News.

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Good greetings Dr Niles

It pleases me that there are men of your calibre on this forum. As is entirely expected, you are inexorably correct. I shall ask my husband to rebuke me for my opinion, and for the images of firm young male thighs that entered my mind on your mention of them.

Please tell me good doctor, are you betrothed to a worthy young Christian woman? If not, there are some lovely virgins in my congregation who would be smitten by you.

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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-17-2013, 04:21 PM

Welcome, Bunty.

You sound like a very fortunate woman.


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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-17-2013, 04:33 PM

Good day August

Thank you for the warm welcome. Yes, I am very fortunate to have led the life I have led, and I thank Jesus every day in my prayers for all he has bestowed upon me.

I see you are a helper of the poor. This is admirable. Please tell me more of what you do.

In glassy reflection,
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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-17-2013, 05:54 PM

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As is good Christian custom, I should divulge how I came to find Jesus and have my life wonderfully changed ever since. Many years ago, on my honeymoon with Sir William, we had the good fortune of travelling on a faith mission to that darkest of places, Africa. The wonderful Christians I encountered on this journey in the poorest and dirtiest parts of the world, and the joy that they spread through the word showed me that having Jesus in my heart was the only way I would remain a strong virtuous moral woman for the rest of my days. All the nigras that had found Jesus were so happy in their lives, despite not having maids, butlers, horses, clothing, books, and young men holding large feathers to cool them down. The ones that kept on touching my exotic blonde locks were quite frightening. I was surprised that the nigras did not have scales as my mother has always told me.
What an adventurous woman you are! I would be frightened to be surrounded by so many savages, but I suppose with the introduction of Christ Jesus, they would be as safe and civil as any man in America. Welcome to our friendly forum. It's nice to have another Titus 2 woman in our midst to help the young ones get their bearings in this dark and wicked world.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-17-2013, 07:45 PM

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What an adventurous woman you are! I would be frightened to be surrounded by so many savages, but I suppose with the introduction of Christ Jesus, they would be as safe and civil as any man in America. Welcome to our friendly forum. It's nice to have another Titus 2 woman in our midst to help the young ones get their bearings in this dark and wicked world.

Dearest Mary

Thank you for the wondrous welcome! And thank you kindly to the rest of your Christian brethren for warming my heart with your kind words. While it is Spring the manor is yet to be warm and it is very drafty. A slight wind won't get this Dame into unGodly pant trousers!

Yes Mary, at first the nigras were very frightening, but the word of Jesus and five men with large shotguns soon set them right! Africa would be a wondrous place without all the flies.

I look forward to helping our young ones, they need our strength and guidance to avoid harlotry and damnation what!!! Also, if you have a reliable Christian male approved rhubarb pie recipe I would be much obliged.

Yours in titanic proportions
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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-17-2013, 08:56 PM

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Please tell me good doctor, are you betrothed to a worthy young Christian woman? If not, there are some lovely virgins in my congregation who would be smitten by you.
I am a divorcee as my wife was an adulteress and a heathen and put her career in the government above due diligence to The Lord.

As it is my duty to create new soldiers for Christ I would be well disposed to a young Christian woman who knew her place and was willing to move to the UK to rear the fruit of my lions.

Please do encourage such women to make an account so that I may vet them.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-17-2013, 09:57 PM

Welcome Bunty!

I am quite impressed by your introduction, as most of the people who join forget to follow the instructions for writing an introduction.

Congratulations on becoming a forum member so quickly!


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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-18-2013, 03:32 PM

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I am a divorcee as my wife was an adulteress and a heathen and put her career in the government above due diligence to The Lord.

As it is my duty to create new soldiers for Christ I would be well disposed to a young Christian woman who knew her place and was willing to move to the UK to rear the fruit of my lions.

Please do encourage such women to make an account so that I may vet them.

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Good day kind doctor

You did well to rid yourself of such a despicable wife.

Dear sir, you misunderstand! I imagine you were tired from the incredibly important work you do, and due to you not having a wife to massage your tired bones at night. We are in the UK! My congregation is in West West Wiltshire! It is a truly noble hamlet. Well it was until that awful Madonna and that cantankerous homer Elton John moved here.

We have many girls of marriageable age who are well versed in cleaning, the King James Bible, sewing, etching, child rearing and cooking and baking, especially pie making. They have had little exposure to the heathen ways of the outside world, and most certainly do not listen to any rock, folk or dumbstep music. I shall request that my husband allow them to use his computer and closely watch them as they navigate the interweb and make an account. Oh joy what!!!

Should you be interested in a sojourn in my manor, please reply forthwith. We should only be honoured to formally make your acquaintance.

In respectful demeanour
Bunty

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Welcome Bunty!

I am quite impressed by your introduction, as most of the people who join forget to follow the instructions for writing an introduction.

Congratulations on becoming a forum member so quickly!
Good greetings to you young Stephanie

I had to have my man Amos explain what a forum member is, but I am overjoyed! Thank you for your congratulations. I can tell from your writing style that it would be possible for you to be much more than trash.

Do many forget to write an introduction? How very rude! This is on par with being a fruit touching Jewess.

With minimal disdain
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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-18-2013, 05:38 PM

Thank you, Bunty.

Unfortunately, many people either forget or don't even bother reading the instructions. My guess is that the people who forget are excited about joining the forums and the ones who don't even bother reading only joined to criticize the Godly people on the forums.


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Good day kind doctor

You did well to rid yourself of such a despicable wife.

Dear sir, you misunderstand! I imagine you were tired from the incredibly important work you do, and due to you not having a wife to massage your tired bones at night. We are in the UK! My congregation is in West West Wiltshire! It is a truly noble hamlet. Well it was until that awful Madonna and that cantankerous homer Elton John moved here.

We have many girls of marriageable age who are well versed in cleaning, the King James Bible, sewing, etching, child rearing and cooking and baking, especially pie making. They have had little exposure to the heathen ways of the outside world, and most certainly do not listen to any rock, folk or dumbstep music. I shall request that my husband allow them to use his computer and closely watch them as they navigate the interweb and make an account. Oh joy what!!!

Should you be interested in a sojourn in my manor, please reply forthwith. We should only be honoured to formally make your acquaintance.
Are you insane?

Look here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...60&postcount=2

You want him anywhere near women?

He is piffleing insane.


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Are you insane?

Look here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...60&postcount=2

You want him anywhere near women?

He is piffleing insane.
Good day Freeda

I trust you are well. It's not insanity, but eccentricity when you are as rich as I am. And if by "piffleing" you mean intoxicated, we all like to have a Brandy of five once in a while. England is cold at this time of the year.

Women? Well he only needs the one. Are you a mormon?

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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-19-2013, 01:17 AM

Oh for crying out loud, you Americans are so predictable. What is it about the British Aristocracy that has you all fawning, doffing your caps and gushing groveling praise? "Isn't Princess Diana pretty", "Doesn't Prince William look just like his mother", "What a shame Princess Diana wont be Queen", "Isn't Cathrine a lovely bride", "We came all the way from North Carolina, to see Buckingham Palace", blah blah blah blah... Why don't you Americans get your own Royal Family, if you love them so much?

I'm glad you found Jesus and all, Bunty but I'm a republican who believes in a meritocratic rather than a hereditry leadership. I'm not impressed with your pedigree, blood lines and titles. I don't care if your great grand daddy fought at Warterloo and wiped the arse of King George. I'll still be poaching pheasants off your land and netting fish from your rivers, regardless of you finding Christ. When your house gets broken into by men wearing balaclavas and your husband is forced at knife point to give up the combination to the safe and all your diamond tiaras get stolen, I won't be shedding a tear. You people have robbed this nation of its wealth for centuries.

So now Bunty, your getting on in years, suddenly your own mortality is an ever present and looming prospect on the horizon. No doubt, you're feeling guilty for having lived a life of privilage and luxury and you heard somewhere about it being difficult for the rich to enter camels in heaven with needles. So you've obviously come here hoping to glean information on how to get into heaven.

I pray the pastors tithe you heavily.

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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-19-2013, 01:41 AM

i hope one day i cna be a woNDERFUL LADY LIEK YOU!


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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-19-2013, 06:29 PM

Congratulations dear Dame on becoming a forum member.
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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-19-2013, 06:35 PM

You Americans and royalty, look at you all, it's hillarious. Falling over each other to grovel lower, at the faintest, slightest whiff of blue blood.

Hi, Bunty. Now that was an introduction! How good it is to make your acquaintance. Grovel grovel.
Welcome Dame, I don't usually like women who talk so much but what you said is spot on! Fawn creep.
I hope one day I can be a wonderful lady like you. Blah blah grovel grovel creep creep.
Your sooo welcome, Your Majesty. We‘re so honoured, Your Wondrous Greatness . Can I make you more comfortable Your Royal Highness? Would you like more cushions, Your Splendid Magnificence? Can I lick your boots, Your Majestic Fabulousness?

Well I want to be sick. When she clenches her arse cheeks together, I wonder how many of you get your sycophantic tongues trapped. I promise, come the revolution, her type will be the first against the wall.


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You Americans and royalty, look at you all, it's hillarious. Falling over each other to grovel lower, at the faintest, slightest whiff of blue blood.

Hi, Bunty. Now that was an introduction! How good it is to make your acquaintance. Grovel grovel.
Welcome Dame, I don't usually like women who talk so much but what you said is spot on! Fawn creep.
I hope one day I can be a wonderful lady like you. Blah blah grovel grovel creep creep.
Your sooo welcome, Your Majesty. We‘re so honoured, Your Wondrous Greatness . Can I make you more comfortable Your Royal Highness? Would you like more cushions, Your Splendid Magnificence? Can I lick your boots, Your Majestic Fabulousness?

Well I want to be sick. When she clenches her arse cheeks together, I wonder how many of you get your sycophantic tongues trapped. I promise, come the revolution, her type will be the first against the wall.
Barry are you a communist?


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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-19-2013, 11:03 PM

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Barry are you a communist?
If you you'd actually read my post before writing that, you would have achieved two things in an instant. Not looked quite so stupid asking idiotic questions and seen quite clearly I am a Republican. Just in case that’s not clear enough for you, I shall write it in Irish for you.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Ter ti ter! Are ya daft? Ya bloody eejit! I amnt communist to be sure to be sure, I be Republican, diddle dee dee, so I am.

Does that clear things up for you and answer all your questions?
 


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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-20-2013, 11:38 AM

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If you you'd actually read my post before writing that, you would have achieved two things in an instant. Not looked quite so stupid asking idiotic questions and seen quite clearly I am a Republican. Just in case that’s not clear enough for you, I shall write it in Irish for you.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Ter ti ter! Are ya daft? Ya bloody eejit! I amnt communist to be sure to be sure, I be Republican, diddle dee dee, so I am.

Does that clear things up for you and answer all your questions?
 
The correct way of saying all that in Irish would be: Mary, Joseph agus Íosa. An bhfuil tú dÚsachtach? Tá tú leathcheann! Níl mé cumannach. Tá mé, i ndáiríre, a Poblachtach.

Thanks for clearing up that you aren't a filthy communist.
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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-20-2013, 11:48 AM

@Alterboy and Barry.

This is a website for the praising of Jesus. Not arguing about inconsequential matters of secular theology.

Being Irish or communist are equally distasteful to Jesus: one denies God and one is a hot bed for paedophile priests: both are heavily implicated in the corruption of youthful soldiers of Christ by anal intrusion



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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello greetings from a virtuous Dame! - 03-20-2013, 12:11 PM

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@Alterboy and Barry.

This is a website for the praising of Jesus. Not arguing about inconsequential matters of secular theology.

Being Irish or communist are equally distasteful to Jesus: one denies God and one is a hot bed for paedophile priests: both are heavily implicated in the corruption of youthful soldiers of Christ by anal intrusion



YIC
Thank you for your godly rebuke Dr. Niles.
Yes, sadly so many young Irishmen allow Satan to enter them via anal intrusion. Sometimes they even sickenly enjoy it! It is hard work helping those heathens to allow Jesus in their hearts. But I try my best.
As for communistics, I was fearful Barry was one. He was speaking about craxy things like revolutions and stuff. Made me think he worshipped Satan, the false god of Bolsheviks. I just wanted him to renounce communism.
Which he did.
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