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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 07:55 PM

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I don't think you heard me Billy Bob. Maybe your sect of Christianity should learn to read. I clearly stated that I was trying out Satanology.
Satanology () - Catholicism... it's all the same. What's your beef? Is not the pope the anti-Christ?





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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 07:56 PM

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Allow me to say the bible is nothing more than a big book of toilet paper...actually scratch that, I wouldn't even wipe my a$$ with that pile hypocritical christian bull$hit.
If you're going to start your post saying that you're a mongoloid, then there's no use in reading the rest of your drivel, right?


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 07:57 PM

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If you're going to start your post saying that you're a mongoloid, then there's no use in reading the rest of your drivel, right?
What's the matter? God didn't teach you to read?
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Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 08:54 PM

Taking things out of context and not letting the Blood of the Lamb wash over you to rid you of your sins is no way to earn Salvation™.

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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 08:56 PM

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...I am a christian myself...
...the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery, the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs...


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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 08:57 PM

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I can read much better than you can troll, chump

Yea I doubt that. If for you god(aka invisible man in the sky) = life...

then clearly you're an uneducated piece of trash who doesn't deserve the time of day. You probably hate everyone who is better than you and lives a more successful life than yours. Yet somehow in your deformed brain you think they're bad people because they didn't except some long haired dead hippy into their lives.

god is for weak minded fools who are too stupid to get ahead in this world and achieve something. They're too lazy to actually work for anything and want jeebus to hand them happiness on a plate.

Words can't describe how pathetic you people are. But that's ok....you sit around on your fat ass waiting for jeebus to come...I'll continue being a productive member of society.

I'll take real world intelligence over your bullshit faith any day of the week.

Bye bye now....I'm sure you have little kids to rape or books to burn or cocks to suck so I'll leave you to it.
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You probably hate everyone who is better than you and lives a more successful life than yours.
Right, I'm SO hateful that I sign up to a Christian forum and spam them with offensive imagery... no wait, that's you. YOU are the one filled with hate, pal. Why not try accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior and feel all the hate flow away?

As the Bible points out, there is no (positive) correlation between success on earth and your place in Heaven later on. You could be super successful and that's great, but you'll feel like a chump when you're in Hell.

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I'll take real world intelligence over your bullshit faith any day of the week.
If the intelligence you're portraying here is what you consider "real world", then I would rather stick to my "bullshit faith", thank you very much


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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god is for weak minded fools who are too stupid to get ahead in this world and achieve something. They're too lazy to actually work for anything and want jeebus to hand them happiness on a plate.
How do you explain Sarah Palin, then?


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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 10:56 PM

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Urban dictionary? No wonder it's so full of sex and drugs. It must be run by negroes. That's what happens when you let a "booty"-obsessed, hip-hop, gangsta rap race have their own place on the internet. A veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah.
I just had to register to reply to this.

Urban dictionary is not meant to be taken seriously - it is mostly unmoderated, and people get a kick out of adding definitions of their own. You are on the internet, you're going to find things that may not be the most politically correct, balanced, or rational as you'd think.

UD is designed for lesser-known dictionaries, and, in this case, Urban would be defined as internet culture urban. You can find definitions of jokes and other things that would normally be lost to you if you were not familier with internet culture.

Frankly, though, your accusation that this site is run by 'negroes' reeks of bigotry. The website is mostly satire - try to lighten up.
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Urban dictionary is not meant to be taken seriously - it is mostly unmoderated, and people get a kick out of adding definitions of their own. You are on the internet, you're going to find things that may not be the most politically correct, balanced, or rational as you'd think.
So it's unruly, lawless, and rude? So it's definitely run by negroes then. I kind it hard to believe that negroes know how to create web sites because from what I understand, php and java programming take years of schooling. Is the place owned by rappers or something? Like Dr. Dre or Snoopy Dogg Doggy?

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UD is designed for lesser-known dictionaries, and, in this case, Urban would be defined as internet culture urban. You can find definitions of jokes and other things that would normally be lost to you if you were not familier with internet culture.
Urban is just a euphemism for NEGRO. Even your dictionary site admits that.

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Frankly, though, your accusation that this site is run by 'negroes' reeks of bigotry. The website is mostly true religion - try to lighten up.
I am not bigoted towards negroes. I don't hate negroes because of their skin color. I hate them because they're all lazy, criminal, irreverant, promiscous, and untrustworthy. It has nothing to do with race.



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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-25-2010, 01:36 AM

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The emphasis, in my eyes, seems to be on "in righteousness, shalt thou". That judging is to be done is without question, but judging must be made in righteousness, and this judgement must also "do no unrighteousness". Have I misinterpreted?
Judging is allowed but it has to be righteous.

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Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. To me this firstly states to not judge by what something initially appears to be, but when judging we must give proper judgment. Like not being misled by appearances, yes? and 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 is about spreading the word of Jesus, yes?
The Bible says we have to be righteous, irrelevant appearance should be ignored.

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1st John 4:7 states that walking in the light means we have been cleansed of sin, but 1st John 4:8 says: If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. I must admit I am confused about this part. I do not understand it. What does it mean?
I assume you are referring to 1st John 1 here and not 1st John 4. The trick is that before we can be cleansed of sin we have to admit to be sinners. Denying that would be wrong and foolish.

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I am probably wrong about Revelations 1:5 being more a description of what Jesus has done, moreso than a statement about whether or not we are currently free from sin. What is the right way to see it?
Like everything in the Bible, it has to be taken literally, unless the Bible specifically says we should not.

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1st John 3:9 says: Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. Is the distinction made by action? 1st John 3:2 begins with: Beloved, now are we the sons of God... Does this mean we are all, intially, born of God? Or are we sometimes born of the devil and are bound to commit sin? Thank you for your consideration.
This only refers to those who are Saved®.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-25-2010, 06:10 AM

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Of course if you look up Wicca, homosexuality, atheism, liberalism or Barack Obama they have nothing but praise to offer.

Leave us out of your agenda, we have nothing against you.


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Also we do not mind being judged as we are free of sin.
That makes you liars, hypocrites, and judgmental as all hell.

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Urban dictionary? No wonder it's so full of sex and drugs. It must be run by negroes. That's what happens when you let a "booty"-obsessed, hip-hop, gangsta rap race have their own place on the internet. A veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah.
Racists to boot. No wonder America is in such sad sad shape. How do you sleep at night? Tell me, I'd love to know.

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To be fair, we don't know for sure that it's run by negroes, just that there is a lot of evidence to point to that conclusion. People in the "hip-hop" community are generally negroes, and "rappers" are generally interested in sinful behavior like fornication and drug-use. Therefore, its a pretty fair assumption that urban dictionary is run by negroes.
To be fair, when I hear of another Catholic priest convicted of molestation, I think of rabid, closed minded pieces of garbage like you who do no harm in your little 2-celled brains. I've seen a lot of drugs, fornication, otherwise sinful behavior from a lot of naive "sheep" such as you. You make me sick.


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It's a funny site. Period.
This. Grow a sense of humor. Or is that not allowed by the holey babble?


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By no means, brother. I can't imagine how many children have been corrupted by such filth. Crackheads such as the writers of that site need to get off of the internet and let the intelligent, reserved, self-controlled mature men have their own serious conversations. The world wide internet is no place for anarchistic atheist negros.
Brother? Are YOU an anarchistic atheist negro? If you are worried about your (or anyone elses for that matter) children accessing UD, maybe you should quit spouting your hateful judging rhetoric and spend time being a quality parent. There's a reason kids these days are the way they are...they didn't just roll outta bed this morning, crack a 40, say let's go grab some ho's, and decide to shoot dope and kill one another. mormon.
While I'm at it, if you call this a serious conversation, I'm sure as hell doomed in the next life by karma..this is degrading to anyone. But yet I continue on, arguing with retards.

Now, a little about me...since I'm not just "another atheist signing up to harass Christians".
I was raised in the Christian faith, but after seeing through the lies, hypocrisy, and yes, judgmental attitudes of my own families, and countless others, I went my own separate way. You want to claim the bible as utter truth? Fine, but when was Jesus REALLY born? By the way, from who did you steal the idea of the Christmas tree from?

My point is; keep your self-important shit to yourselves. I'm not negro, atheist, or an anarchist, and I hate to be thought of as such just as much as you guys do of being...well, whatever. I don't go out of my way to harass Christians or folk of ANY faith...live and let live, if you will.

Whatever happened to love thy neighbor? It's ironic, annoying, and utterly sickening to see/hear people quote the Bible to their own agendas, but backpedal, two-step, and otherwise falter when confronted lies and hypocrisies that are evident.

Ban me, whatever. I don't care. I don't believe in hoaxes, lies, and mistruths. I sleep well at night, and I don't worry about the next life.


I'll finish with this quote. The rest of this bullshit just makes me sick, and to think that some of you may encounter my children in the future and attempt to brainwash them of your hate-filled, homophobic, racist rhetoric makes me kinda wish Hell did exist, because I'm sure the whole stinking lot of you would end up there if it was in fact a place of existence.
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If you get sucked into the 'safe bubble', you'll never know what's out in the world. Wasn't it Jesus who traveled the world meeting lepers and low-lifes? It's sad to see the narrow-mindedness of some believers. You ignore the parts of the bible you just don't want to believe in. Why don't you try actually reading it instead of quoting the most popular parts of it?

Have a nice day..and try to sleep tonight.
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-25-2010, 06:21 AM

Dear ProudWiccan,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to recruit our children to paganism
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Also, quit being so hateful, judgmental, and intolerant to those who believe differently than you.
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This infraction is worth 12 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.


Ummm, where did I try to recruit anyone? Chill out Jim. Can I call you Jim?

#2, why don't YOU try taking your own advice.

#3. 12 points. Boogity boo, does that mean I get a lump of coal? You intolerant [filthy hate speech removed]

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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-25-2010, 06:40 AM

Ok, seriously, I I wasn't going to post here until I read the one comment about Wiccans. We do our own thing, we don't harm you, or anyone else, and we're mostly peaceable. We only expect the same in return.

To think that grown person who is happy with their own soul would be afraid of people of different sexual orientation, or race or (insert stereotype of your liking here) is getting more then slightly annoying.

There's groups like Westboro, who protest funerals and such...shouldn't they be a bigger concern than some random dictionary website that NOBODY in their right mind would take seriously, beyond a humorous thought?

Say you are right. At the End of Days, magic will happen, the earth will split, and all that. Well, I guess my ass gets fried. My bad.

But, suppose you are wrong...

Like I said, everyone is different. You ain't an almighty, nor a god, nor a president. Not even a judge. And probably not much of anything else.

I went from nothing. From shit on the sidewalk, to a drug-ridden youngster, to a successful, clean, addiction free man with a family. I did it all on my own, with ZERO help from anyone. If I'd had a stick to lean on, I'd still be weak and needy. I found my inner strength through MY beliefs, and I've found my own path. I think you have to appreciate all facets of existence to accept truly, and I think by far and large the reason for your mass hypocrisy and such is simply fear. You are afraid.

Remember, religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, but it's not cool to whip it out in public. And it's completely unacceptable to shove it in kids' faces. Blessed Be.
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Remember, religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, but it's not cool to whip it out in public. And it's completely unacceptable to shove it in kids' faces. Blessed Be.
I do not want to know about how you worship you manbits and show it around in public. Pervert!


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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I do not want to know about how you worship you manbits and show it around in public. Pervert!
It's an analogy. A joke. Read it again, and then get back to me with a smart-ass comment.
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It's an analogy. A joke. Read it again, and then get back to me with a smart-ass comment.
What is so funny about flashing you manbits around in public. I am surprised you have not been arrested yet.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-25-2010, 06:55 AM

Proverbs 31:30. Look it up. (doubt you know it by heart)

Of course, the irony is probably lost on your less than stellar intelligence, so I'll sum it up.

Next to your avatar, it says, and I quote: "Proud to be blonde, beautiful, and baptist".

Now look at 31:30, like I referred to. By the way, some men prefer brunettes for a reason.

Like the rest of you, when it's piled on, you deflect, take things out of context, and otherwise twist others' words to suit your needs. Hell, you've been doing it since the holey babble was first printed, you had ought to be good at that by now. lol
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What is so funny about flashing you manbits around in public. I am surprised you have not been arrested yet.
I am surprised you still have not gotten the point yet.

I'll speak slowly. Read my lips. Religion is OK. But it is like your ladybits. Keep it yourself. I don't want to see the shit. Get it?

Or do I have to draw a picture for you?
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