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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 07:51 PM

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Simple, they are evil!
Whether they are evil or just enjoy sin, those calculations will go into making a wager.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 09:04 PM

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Whether they are evil or just enjoy sin, those calculations will go into making a wager.
Wouldn't you rather enjoy millions of years of pure happiness in exchange for a couple decades of misery on the earthly disc?


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 09:08 PM

As I was once told, jokingly, "You can beat anybody with a 2x4 or a nice, shiny crowbar. Beat some bloody sense into 'em."
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 09:30 PM

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Whether they are evil or just enjoy sin, those calculations will go into making a wager.
Why? Evil is inherently self destructive. You are talking about someone, like and Atheist, who chooses to go against God. Even Atheists know God is all powerful (though they don't admit it) Only somone out to hurt themselves would do that.



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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 11:05 PM

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Whether they are evil or just enjoy sin, those calculations will go into making a wager.
You're making the assumption that the thought processes of an atheist work as though the atheist were a rational being. The point is, he is not. He lets some unstable, radioactive atoms tell him how old the earth is, instead of The God Of The Bible. How rational is that? How could an atom know how old the earth is? It's just a piece of matter. Likewise, he thinks the universe came from a tiny dot, while God states very clearly that it was Him who created the universe. Ever seen a tiny dot creating a universe? How would the dot know where to put the stars and the planets? It's just a dot, for God's sake!

Atheists commit sin because they are either demons themselves, or they are being possessed by demons.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 11:27 PM

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You're making the assumption that the thought processes of an atheist work as though the atheist were a rational being. The point is, he is not. He lets some unstable, radioactive atoms tell him how old the earth is, instead of The God Of The Bible. How rational is that? How could an atom know how old the earth is? It's just a piece of matter. Likewise, he thinks the universe came from a tiny dot, while God states very clearly that it was Him who created the universe. Ever seen a tiny dot creating a universe? How would the dot know where to put the stars and the planets? It's just a dot, for God's sake!

Atheists commit sin because they are either demons themselves, or they are being possessed by demons.
Atoms don't know how old the earth is. Instead they guess at how old the earth is based on the age of the oldest atom.

How would a dot know where to put the stars and planets? It doesn't matter. Anyplace you put them would be "correct".
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 11:29 PM

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Atoms don't know how old the earth is. Instead they guess at how old the earth is based on the age of the oldest atom.
But how do they know the age of the atom? Only God knows that!

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How would a dot know where to put the stars and planets? It doesn't matter. Anyplace you put them would be "correct".
No, it wouldn't, as a slight displacement would send the planets and stars crashing into one another. We see a very delicate balance in our universe. It is preposterous to assert that a tiny dot would know how to do this.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 11:30 PM

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Atoms don't know how old the earth is. Instead they guess at how old the earth is based on the age of the oldest atom.
By "they" I mean people who use isotope dating to estimate the age of the earth, and not the atoms themselves. The antecedent in that sentence is missing.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 11:33 PM

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No, it wouldn't, as a slight displacement would send the planets and stars crashing into one another. We see a very delicate balance in our universe. It is preposterous to assert that a tiny dot would know how to do this.
I'm not sure why this even matters. Let us say for argument that a tiny dot placed uncountable number of planets and stars in random locations and billions of them crashed into each other getting destroyed. Then what exists now would be all the ones that by chance were tossed into the "delicately" balanced positions.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 11:37 PM

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I'm not sure why this even matters. Let us say for argument that a tiny dot placed uncountable number of planets and stars in random locations and billions of them crashed into each other getting destroyed. Then what exists now would be all the ones that by chance were tossed into the "delicately" balanced positions.
The tiny dot would also have to know how to make gravity to make such a balance even possible (gravity is a lie, of course, but the atheists need it for their cosmological theories). How would the dot know that?


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-18-2010, 11:42 PM

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The tiny dot would also have to know how to make gravity to make such a balance even possible (gravity is a lie, of course, but the atheists need it for their cosmological theories). How would the dot know that?
It wouldn't. If I have a drawer full of red socks and black socks all mixed together and someone blindfolds me and asks me to pick out two socks of the same color the most amount of socks I need to grab is three. I don't need to know anything about the total number of socks, the relative densities, how one feels over the other or any other technical information.

Similarly, a dot capable of putting stars and planets wherever it pleases needs no knowledge of anything. With an infinite number of stars and planets some are going to end up ok. If intelligent beings are then created afterwards to live on those planets, they would have no way of knowing what happened unless the dot commissioned the writing of a book telling them.
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It wouldn't. If I have a drawer full of red socks and black socks all mixed together and someone blindfolds me and asks me to pick out two socks of the same color the most amount of socks I need to grab is three. I don't need to know anything about the total number of socks, the relative densities, how one feels over the other or any other technical information.
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Similarly, a dot capable of putting stars and planets wherever it pleases needs no knowledge of anything. With an infinite number of stars and planets some are going to end up ok. If intelligent beings are then created afterwards to live on those planets, they would have no way of knowing what happened unless the dot commissioned the writing of a book telling them.
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It wouldn't. If I have a drawer full of red socks and black socks all mixed together and someone blindfolds me and asks me to pick out two socks of the same color the most amount of socks I need to grab is three. I don't need to know anything about the total number of socks, the relative densities, how one feels over the other or any other technical information.

Similarly, a dot capable of putting stars and planets wherever it pleases needs no knowledge of anything. With an infinite number of stars and planets some are going to end up ok. If intelligent beings are then created afterwards to live on those planets, they would have no way of knowing what happened unless the dot commissioned the writing of a book telling them.
My friend, aren't you listening? According to atheist theories, gravity is necessary, otherwise planets wouldn't form! They claim that the dot made gravity after an insanely short span of time after it exploded (which is rather ironic, considering their fetish for absurdly long timespans). A dot isn't going to think: "hey, I've got an idea, let's make gravity!"


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Wait a second...You wear red socks?

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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-19-2010, 12:34 AM

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Patron saints are entities of catholicism. A saint is a christian entity. Atheists cannot have saints of any kind.
But you forget that atheism is a religion, just like catholicism or mohammedism. They may not call them saints, but Marx, Darwin and Dawkins play the same role.

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Not quite. By believing, he loses the option of committing all sorts of sin. So his wager would be between sinning on earth (having lots of fun while alive) and being punished for eternity vs not sinning on earth and being in heaven for eternity. Then since it is a wager, you must weight those two events by probabilities you assign for them being true and value you give to the before/after death events.
Not sure what you said but I think you agreed with me.

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Well this is a circular argument because the only way it works is by expressing without God, nothing would exist so the only reason things exist is because of God. Regardless of it's veracity, it is a empty statement.
God created the Universe is an empty statement to you? What do you consider a full statement?

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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-19-2010, 12:46 AM

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Not sure what you said but I think you agreed with me.
I'm not sure why this is a surprise. This is not a debate forum so it's not like everyone else must take a contrary position to everything you say.

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God created the Universe is an empty statement to you? What do you consider a full statement?
That is not what I said.

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I lost you here. What are you trying to say? Did you eat to many of those tablets again?
Just like I can pick out two identical socks from a mixture without any intelligence a dot could randomly place things and some of them end up seeming correct. I furthermore went on to say that to an observer who comes into play after this has all occurred, there is no way of telling the whole thing was random to begin with since all that doesn't get destroyed would "look" correct. I can understand being a bit confused, you'd have to start at the beginning of this conversational thread.

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My friend, aren't you listening? According to atheist theories, gravity is necessary, otherwise planets wouldn't form! They claim that the dot made gravity after an insanely short span of time after it exploded (which is rather ironic, considering their fetish for absurdly long timespans). A dot isn't going to think: "hey, I've got an idea, let's make gravity!"
Well, we were talking about a dot placing planets and stars in places which made it seem like those planets and stars sprang into being fully formed with whatever underpinnings are required. I have no idea how a dot would go about creating gravity or whatever else is required to form a planet. To best answer that question, we may need to wait for such a dot to join this forum.

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Wait a second...You wear red socks?

Are you a communist or something?
I was describing a hypothetical situation. It could easily have been choosing between plastic wrapped identically sized and cut red and white meat.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-19-2010, 01:30 AM

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I was describing a hypothetical situation. It could easily have been choosing between plastic wrapped identically sized and cut red and white meat.
So what you're saying is you lied to us. Nice.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-19-2010, 03:18 AM

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So what you're saying is you lied to us. Nice.
Not only did he lie, he says funny things. Makes my head hurt.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-19-2010, 04:28 AM

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So what you're saying is you lied to us. Nice.
Just like everyone else here. Or did you think my real name was x60tablet?
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-19-2010, 05:08 AM

For crying out loud, I can't believe no one has mentioned a 5 iron, a 3 wood, a putter or a wedge.


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